All Sorts Of Sad
The only bitch smiling in these pictures is the tranny sewer rat known as Aubrey O'Day. Her pooch Ginger looks like she needs to be put on suicide watch along with Aubrey's sad Tupperware titties. Seriously, those things look like they just had a fight, because they are trying to get as far away from each other as possible.
I love Aubrey because she's a shameless skeezer with no morals, but she really needs to treat her chichi sacks and pooch better. Ginger does not want to be dragged around against her will. I know my dog isn't into that shit. He would rather be at home, in his bed, licking his no-nuts area. Besides, whenever I take my dog out, crackhead whores always want to touch him and shit. And after they finish petting him with their crusty paws, they always ask me for 25 cents or a quarter. That's why he's better off at home.
Here's more of the slut whose taint probably smells like aged Brie at a Declare Yourself event last night.
"declare yourself" event? is she even registered to vote? doubt it.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Hey, what's wrong with Tupperware? It's really useful.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Tupperware Titties~BWAH!!
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Submitted by ripraper32 on September 25, 2008 - 9:52pm.
What do you mean "HE"? OMG, I hope you are talking about the poor little doggie.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She reminds me of a girl we used to call Hollywood as in some girls won't but Holly would.
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Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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Looking hot, Aubrey. I wonder who she is going to vote for. Me, I hope. I'm sure that dog wishes it was in Koreatown.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
the fact that miseralba is in the pictures makes it even worse.
and tell those bitches that your dog bites!
Why is she continuing to humiliate herself, honestly, I don't understand. Don't the younger skanks learn anything from the disasters of Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson?
You have to wonder if her default self-image is so fragile that she has to reinforce it by dressing like a court jester suffering from erotomania. Add on the almost hourly gutter whore photo ops and you have a young woman on the verge on a nasty public meltdown.
Sad. Unlike Brit Brit she does have the vocal ability, but it's as if she or her handlers decided that she had to outskank all the other skanks to get press. What's even sadder is that this may be all for naught; not many people know who she is. She is just another blonde blazing bright, soon to be burning out.
Her boobs in the 3rd picture looks all KINDS OF Crazy... Why are they so far apart? They MUST miss each other.
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WHAT IS SHE FAMOUS FOR??? that´s a question that never seems to get old, here on Dlisted, huh?
**whatever**
HATE it when these bitches wear their pets as accessories. This one could carry a whole litter around with her and its not gonna make her:
cute/beautiful/attractive/talented/intelligent.
NEXT!!
WHY do people continue to take pictures of her? She's trash, and not even pretty!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Where's fucking Peta when you need em??? Who takes a dog as an accessory to some stupid azz event anyways? Is everybody on crack out in Hollywodd, or what?
Wow, what's her natural hair color? I don't think I've ever seen tricolored roots before.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Someone call PETA; that's just mean to do to your animal and I'm sure not good for its fur.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Speaking of dogs as accessories, what ever happened to London, brits dog. I loved that little guy.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 9:59am.
Declare Yourself: the Book
50 celebrated Americans—from Adrian Grenier to Hayden Panettiere to Alice Walker—tell us why voting matters. Guest edited by America Ferrera.
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Fuck. This is HUGE pet peeve of mine. People calling themselves things they're not. I come across this phenomena all the time in business it's as though if they say it often enough, and better yet if they can get someone else to repeat it suddenly it's true. Question or challenge people in any way on their fake 'status' or 'qualifications' and you're not a team player. :*( Which just tells me I'm doing well - team crap is not a team I want to play with.
Asswipes.
wtf is she? lol on the boob separating each other comment. hahahhahhaah.
Coma Caca!!
Woops, posted on the wrong thread. Um um, yeah, she's a whore.
Looking into the abyss...
Little China Doll: luvs the avie, cute~
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Amen, Clarisse! That poor dog has no idea what all of the flashing lights in it's face are. That puppy is way too cute to just sit in her arms like she's a monkey carrying it's young. Put him down and let him play!
WTF is in her hair?
Submitted by NonnyMouse on September 25, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Nasty roots! Get thee to a colorist!
....and not thine pet!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
It looks like her dog is high (3rd thumbnail especially) poor Ginger is probably on meds to help deal with this hooker.
I'm hoping the dog bites her on the chi-chi's but she'd probably have the poor thing put down if it did that.
Team Ginger.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
It's just such a shame that she's clearly using the dog as an accessory... poor thing.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
It just pisses me off!! I've seen dogs at the pound that have more life in their eyes!
Dogs are meant to be runnin, playin, sniffin butts. NOT THIS.
I imagine that, like her jewelery, this poor pup is kept in crate until it's time to bling.
CUNT.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
someone needs to swoop in and rescue that poor dog...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 12:47pm.
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This message was brought to you by the ASPCA... if you could read their minds.
Right fucking on, Clarisse!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
There is so much wrong with this picture I don't even know where to begin. It should be a Caption This.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Dlisters, please forgive the caps in advance.
DOGS ARE NOT ACCESSORIES FUCK-NUTS!!! EVEN PARIS IS OVER THAT. SAY IT WITH ME...PURSE, BRACELET, BLACKBERRY = ACCESSORIES. DOG = LIVING BREATHING FEELING COMPANION.
CUNT.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Awww....sad boobies....
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Oh MK... you always manage to say things that are the *exact* thoughts that run through my head. The comment about her boobs is totally true!!
"Seriously, those things look like they just had a fight, because they are trying to get as far away from each other as possible."
Bwahahahahaa!!!!
I almost didn't recognize her without her tongue stuck to a stripper pole. Gak.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by KD on September 25, 2008 - 12:21pm.
In the pic where she's looking down at her dress, I was so hoping that dog had peed on her, but unfortunately, NO!
We can change that.
Good Ginger, Good dog.
Submitted by angel_i: "At the site there is a bunch of porn masquerading as art. The idea is that "only you can silence yourself" and then this radical BDSM shit...I dunno - are they supposed to think: "Hey! I'm not taped up! I CAN do something!" ?"
*butting in* Yeah, it IS stupid. Apparently it's supposed to be "provocative", but how is that helping the cause?
The reason I vote is because my mother always stressed it's our duty and women didn't always have the right to vote. And my father always stressed it because he came from a former communist country.
I get the impression that young people are getting the message, though. I think most of them really DO vote.
K- I just looked at her on Making the Band and I think she looked skanky then too. She has a way with colour, that one! But I'm willing to bet she gets a pity vote cuz she got treated like the ho she is on that show lol.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Lovin' Miseralba's new look in the background, i can think of a few other celebs who should try "workin" it...
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
I'm convinced that this chick wakes up in the morning looks at herself in the mirror and seriously wonders how skanky she can make herself look that day...unfortunately she succeeds at it more and more each day.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
In the pic where she's looking down at her dress, I was so hoping that dog had peed on her, but unfortunately, NO!
Submitted by KD on September 25, 2008 - 12:10pm.
MK- you're supposed to charge THEM 25cents to pet your dog.
N-IIIIII-CE!
I'm totally trying that next time.
I'm bored with you now.
No clue who she is
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I remember all my friends thought she was so cute during Making The Band. I always thought she looked like white trash. My judgments always seem to prove correct.
*shrug*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She just looks dirty. My eyeballs get itchy just looking at her....
This chic really urks me. Whats up with her always posing with her dog now? Poor pooch, he looks like he gets no rest!
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"Oh you Bitch"
Someone call PETA!!!! Animal abuse!
Isn't the whole "dog as accessory" thing over?
Oh, and that dress does nothing for her...or her gut.