Thursday, September 25th 2008

Morning Wood

Patrick Dempsey loves a good spanking! Bend over and relax those cheeks - I'm Not Obsessed

The Cheeto Palace is up for sale - Celebitchy

Shenae Grimes' secret to staying thing - ICYDK

Guy Ritchie got bored with getting high - Holy Moly!

Brenda Walsh on Radar Magazine - A Socialite's Life

Some reporters don't fucking understand that Gordon Gekko is a fictional character - Best Week Ever

I would completely agree with Lynne Spears if her name wasn't Lynne Spears - Mollygood

Legally Blonde the Musical is closing - Playbill

Posted by: Michael K


Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?

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Suki's picture

That pic of Shan D was not cute.

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Patrick can spank me all types of directions. up down and red to the touch!!

Actrss16's picture

Legally Blonde is closing b/c the dumbasses didn't think to cast a TRAINED PROFESSIONAL in the lead role and instead decided to do an MTV bullshit reality show for the lead.

Broadway has gone to shit and it's all the producers' fault. CAST PROFESSIONALS, U FAT FUCKS!!

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Shut up and eat my asshole.

Eddie's picture

He wants to get spanked alrite and bet it aint with a paddle

Hysteria's picture

Hmmm. He looks good, but when he opens his mouth that wussy little Mr. Peabody voice ruins the whole mood. imho

letinstar's picture

i dunno...i can't get past the fact mcdreamy was in "can't buy me love"...

lynne spears and sarah palin are about even in parenting skills...and dispensing any kind of advice...on anything...
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Snap Guy Ritchie - my drugs period was between the ages of 15 and 22 during which time I did a lot of ecstasy, weed and the odd bit of coke. Then I just got bored of it and haven't touched it apart from the odd puff of a spliff since. I still love a drink though, but as for drugs, well the effects just become far too predictable and repetitive after a while.

Euphoria's picture

I'll spank Dr. McDreamy...oh yes, I will. You've been a bad, bad boy! C'mere, bend over!

joe shmoe's picture

Patrick Dempsey needs to be spanked you say?? Well then! *Pulling paddle out of tickle trunk*, I be just the woman to give him one.

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angel_i's picture

1. No way! Legally Blonde can't be closing! How can that be?!?!

2. Britney's looking healthier but still not ok in her eyes.

3. Michael Douglas, I think I love you:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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cindygold21's picture

DAMN...he's looking mighty fine there....Yep I'd do him...

Little China Doll's picture

Wow, he's not very "dreamy" to me normally but he does look pretty do-able in that pic.

christine the hoff's picture

stock your words flow over my supple body like warm honey.

can I spank that guy? not too hard.

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Stock Broker's picture

Guy Ritchie needs to mail order some balls and a new spine. I don't get it why he's still hanging around that sea hag Madonna.

RollinStoned's picture

Pat Depmsay's chick looks mean. Pull the banana outta her ass

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Silvara0428's picture

Yeah I have to agree... he looks hot in this pic. All sulty and come hither.
I'd like for him to come hither and spank the holy living....
k i'm gonna stop now....
*places hot cheeks on cool desk and breathes deeply*
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parissucksliterally's picture

Lisa Marie, it is called rhinoplasty....lol

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It's sad, so sad...why can't we talk it over? Sorry seems to be the hardest word
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snowpiece's picture

hello lovely drama!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

How did Patrick Dempsey get so cute? Is this the same Patrick Dempsey that was in Some Girls?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Oh, poor, poor misunderstood Lynne. Trying so hard to be a good mom to her redneck screwups! The unfairness of it all!

Morning, speakit, snowy, & everyone!
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RollinStoned's picture

Guy Richie wanna get high

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That's the melody to funky town!

parissucksliterally's picture

Paris did Letterman again. I hate Dave now.

I agree with Lynne about JL getting slammed, but I think Sarah Palin is getting slammed as much as Lynne...

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It's sad, so sad...why can't we talk it over? sorry seems to be the hardest word
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snowpiece's picture

I'm about to fling myself onto the bed and ask McDreamy to forgive me .........
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Hekki's picture

Topanga: Paris is on "The View"??? *rushing off to turn TV on*

Hekki's picture

What the hell is Lynne Spears talking about? Her comments show that she is only hanging out with Republicans. Where I sit, NOBODY is applauding Sarah Palin for her strength and convictions! In my mind, they're exactly the same: ignorant, money-grubbing, pushy, hillbillies.

Chicklet's picture

Patrick Dempsey is much dreamier now than he was in the '80's. Can't wait for Grey's Anatomy tonight. And that picture of him is HOT.

parissucksliterally's picture

Britney is moving again- what a shocker.
That 90210 smokes to stay thin- even bigger shocker.

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The C word's picture

To me, Patrick Dempsey will forever be Ronald from Can't Buy Me Love.

LOL at Cheeto Palace!

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speakit's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 10:38am.
yeah, I don't ususally find him dreamy either but he's hot in this pic.

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I think so too. That pic wouldn't be as hot if he was nekkid wrapped in a sheet. He's just a present waiting to be unwrapped. yep

Carmeloh's picture

Dempsey likes a spanking? Lemme go get my paddle!

**** "I Love Lamp" ****

TOPANGA's picture

Patrick Demspsey can spank me any day of the week..five times sideways..I've been a bad girl,lol

and off topic:...what in the whore hell is Paris Hilton doing siting in on The View? I'm gonna guess she totally thought they meant something else when they told her she was gonna get to discuss "Hot Topics"

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stake_spike's picture

Damn! Dempsey is looking gooood. I never really noticed him, I mean he's good looking and I love Grey's Anatomy, but he's not that dreamy. I do love a man in a suit.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

cheeto palace. lol. mk you are the original 'hot slut'

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

snowpiece's picture

yeah, I don't ususally find him dreamy either but he's hot in this pic.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!