I Want My Money Back!
Master douche David Blaine's latest "stunt" has proven to be a complete waste of everyone's precious time. David announced that he would hang upside down in NYC's Central Park for 60 hours. What he failed to mention was that in that 60 hour period, he would stand on his feet several times during the day to be checked out. David would also be lowered down so that he could talk to the bitches who came to witness his douchebaggery for themselves. So basically, he didn't hang upside down for 60 hours. Xtina's husband, Bat Boy, is offended! He can hang by his feet longer than that shit.
Last night, David's 60 hours were up and he was supposed to "death dive" into the ground. Guess what? He didn't. I know. As soon as you pick yourself up off the ground, continue reading. David's douche dive was something you can see at any community theater production of "Peter Pan." David jumped from the platform while attached to some stupid wires and then he stopped about halfway down. David just hung there for a few seconds and then was whisked off into the night. Unfortunately, he wasn't whisked off of the planet.
This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. I know none of us paid to see this shit, but we did waste our time by reading about it on the Internet and/or watching it on TV. For that, David owes us! I want cold hard cash or a front-row seat to his "Dive of Death" redo over the Grand Canyon....without wires.....and with a pack of hungry wolves waiting at the bottom.
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Hehehehe. MK, you is the funniest. Droopy Dog motherfucker...fakest faker whoever faked. I fink I luv you.
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Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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I haven't liked this guy since South Park exposed him for the fuckery he is. The only thing involving David Blaine that I'll watch is a death match between him and Criss Angel; only stip is that Angel has to shower first so he won't have a greasy unfair advantage and slip out of the Houdini Chokehold.
I'd pay to see him disappear forever...
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at our house I heard our teen say THAT was stupid, I was like waiting for it to happen and then I see the credit's rolling.. I am NOT wasting my time on anymore of his stunts. That was a joke on the network.. Bleh.
"Guess what? He didn't. I know."
I can totally hear Craig Ferguson saying that.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
who keeps funding this blaine tool's "stunts"? that's who should be drummed off the planet....
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I could hear all the people in Central Park booing. Damn right! I'd be booing my lungs out!
Damn MK, Calm Down!
He wasnt trying to offend you, personally anyway.
I actually liked the entire show.
For all you haters, let me see one of you hang upside down for even one minute. The only mistake he made was not letting people know ahead of time that he was planning on taking breaks.
David owes us! I want cold hard cash or a front-row seat to his "Dive of Death" redo over the Grand Canyon....without wires.....and with a pack of hungry wolves waiting at the bottom.
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HILARIOUS!!!
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"Oh you Bitch"
The C word-
no matter how many times I see that, I still laugh. "WHAT THE EFF?!?!"
Okay... I have another trick: Pick a card
10♣ 10♣ 10♣ 10♣
I guess.. you picked the 10♣! Damn I'm good.
Impertinent Vixen ~ LMAO!!
For his next stunt, I want to see this fucktard pull his head out of his ass. While on fire. On top of the Space Needle. In the dark.
I let my 9 year old daughter stay up way late to watch this shit. She was pissed afterwards. She came out, brushing her teeth, and said "I was just looking in my aquarium. Those baby guppies swimming right in front of the adults are more amazing and better at defying death than that David Blaine guy" I LOL'ed.
He's nothing but a court jester...and an asshat.
The only use for a douche pinata is to break it open with sticks.
I've got mine.... where is he?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
*YAWN*
Booooooring. Back to busing tables at Copacabana, Blainey-boy.
I love the David Blaine Street Magic spoofs on funnyordie:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
The videos they showed while wasting everyones time there were more interesting. I'm glad I didn't stay up for this mess.
For some reason, I still can't hate him. I see the sparkle in his eye and think he must havea few good bones in his nice toned body.
jumped over the lazy dog.
See! I cut my post in half... and it survived.
I have a trick.. you all will be amazed.
The quick brown fox
Well, of COURSE it was fake. That shit would have killed him in, what, a couple of hours. If that. Hwo is it even a STUNT to risk your life doing stupid shit?
"For my next Epic Event, I will walk out into traffic*
*please note: the traffic will all be stunt drivers, trained to miss me."
MAGIC!
That is all.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 10:20am.
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YES!!!!
I need some sex toys!
I am shocked by this deception! Almost as shocked as I was with the news that Clay Aiken is gay.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 25, 2008 - 10:16am.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 9:53am.
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Well considering I LIVE w/someone,you would think I would be getting(or wanting)some ass.
I just don't WANT to fuck HIM!!!!!
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Girrrrrl, I am in the same boat! I do not WANT the one I'm with!!! The only thing I want him to do is disappear. *calling David*
Okay, fukk the coffee. Let's just go shopping for sex toys. :P
F** David Blain...the real masters of trickery here are the media people who hyped this sh** up to the point where people actually took time out of thier day to go and see this douche and his "stunt."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
i honestly hate this royal fucktard. i dont know why anyone gives him the time of day. perhaps they should have left him burried alive?
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 9:53am.
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Well considering I LIVE w/someone,you would think I would be getting(or wanting)some ass.
I just don't WANT to fuck HIM!!!!!
I used to like him, but he's really gotten lame. Still pretty hot, tho'. ;)
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
Did he get paid for this?
Submitted by its six thirty ... on September 25, 2008 - 10:05am.
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That is rad!
I read it just fine!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on September 25, 2008 - 10:05am.
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Cool. Msut be ture. I raed it, no poreblm.
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
haha i just had someone say that nancy grace was the female version of geraldo this morning lol
What a tool.
hey sluts. check this out. this completly blew my mind; either that or i am just a stoner.
“Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.”
okay. prolly just a stoner.
on topic: david blaine is a huge disappointment.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
WANKER!
--thanks awfully--
David Blaine, the Geraldo Rivera of stuntmen.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Law & Order CI did an episode about a David type "magician".
They showed how rigged and jacked up it all was.
This is what David's latest "trick" reminds me of.
He isn't MAGIC, he's just a plain old media HWORE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Who knew that back in the day when he was wandering the streets performing random magic tricks that he was at the most exciting point of his career. Does he somehow get paid to do these silly endurance stunts? If so, I guess it is impressive that he gets money and fame for basically nothing... oh wait... I think doing nothing is kind of the new talent.
hmmm... Anybody want to watch me sit here and look at the internet? Only $50!
This guy was cool like 10 years ago when he was doing magic, but now with all these stunt that aren't stunts... Chris Rock was right when he called him the world's worst trick-less magician.
I want the time back that I wasted watching this yutz.
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
Submitted by Triscuit on September 25, 2008 - 9:48am.
I would hit it as well.But then again we all know I am a horny bitch
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I'm a horny bitch too! Let's go have coffee and talk about the secks we're not getting.
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ITA. How is that possible?
I let my pepaw hub stay up for this. He fell asleep.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
He makes Criss Angel look like less of a dickweed and I don't know how that's possible.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked.
LMFAO MK! I ♥ U.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on September 25, 2008 - 9:47am.
I let my 14 year old son stay up past bedtime for this fuckery. Even he was pissed.
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Mine too. He kept saying... lame.
I would hit it as well.But then again we all know I am a horny bitch.
I let my 14 year old son stay up past bedtime for this fuckery. Even he was pissed.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
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