The Return Of The Wig
The wig has returned..... Except this one doesn't look like it's covered in Pepto-Bismol jizz and Brit Brit isn't wearing it to cover up the crazy in her brains, she's wearing it for work. Sigh. Here I was getting all excited thinking our gas station hopping, Frapp worshiping, pap beating, London holding, First Lady of Cheetos was back for more fun and games. Yes, that's wrong of me to wish this. I'll add this to the long list of things to discuss with my shrink this week.
Brit Brit channeled Mia Wallace in "Pulp Fiction" to shoot her video for "Womanizer" in Los Angeles last night. Cheeto Wallace! Actually, she kind of looks like Melanie Griffith in "Something Wild." Shit, that movie is hot.
Here's a few more of Brit Brit looking like Cheetopatra in need of a Lee Press-On makeover while leaving her shoot last night. Brit Brit's slaves suck at covering her up from the pappies. What the fuck is her assistant doing? Yes, honey, we see that purse and it's fugly! Now put it down and go get your master a Venti Frapp with extra extra whipped cream!
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britney's worst photos!! look how tragic she look! it's like a timeline of her shiteous looks!
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/Britney-s-worst-photo?ref=i/cl
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are we sure britney is with it? like , sane? i hope so ...
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@angel_i: That little pic was nothing, and I mean NOTHING compared to the bathroom. One of the nastiest things I've ever seen. Well, this week's Guess the Caption Competition pic comes close. Well..no..not really. It was WAY worse.
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@MyTwoCents: Hey thanks! It's the uploader ucz the pics won't open at source either. That's INSANE! I think I watched that kinda thing happen to someone in my building. He was a cool guy but then every time I saw him he had a case of beer and he started looking ultra-disheveled and shit...I thought = Wow. His apartment must be lovely right about now, he NEVER takes those bottles OUT! eep.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 26, 2008 - 6:53am.
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Aw! I get the thread but the pic won't come up...and now those comments make me REALLY want to see it! lesigh
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Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 6:37am.
OK, found it. Don't say I didn't warn you:
http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486938
EDIT: I can't get it to open properly. This is MK's thumbnail of just one part:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28409
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You know what makes me laugh, actually? It's the people laughing at it lol. It's why I have an affinity for little boys (in a HEALTHY way!) -they have the most inane humour and it makes them SO happy. I just love the monkey in us all I guess.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 6:29am.
Angel_i you are just too cute. I giggle like a fool at anything that involves poo, farts, bottoms, sandbitch's face.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 26, 2008 - 6:35am.
It depend just HOW nasty, though. Did either of you see that bathroom MK linked to the other day?
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Ew! No. (and, of course, my first impulse is to say) Where?! Where?! ;p
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It depend just HOW nasty, though. Did either of you see that bathroom MK linked to the other day?
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O - I can look at nasty stuff (through my fingers lol) but I can't really talk about it;p Except for Britney - I could talk about that nasty skank all day. That spam said her new video is ultra-sexy *barf* - there, I did both!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 26, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:18am.
Fine then. I'm gonna go change into something more comfortable.
P.S. I loves the nasty talk
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LOL - I know, some people love it - the dirty buggers. I'm too sensitive...I get grossed out real easy. I *hoik* in your lap if you not careful...
I love your poop rainbow avie - I think I even commented @ you the first time I saw you poop a rainbow...
Aah, that better.
Angel, nevermind on the Depp. I have another window open and am perving on him from here.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 8:19pm.
and *AHEM!*, Sandbitch, I don't participate in nasty talk. It makes me giggle (sometimes) but I just don't have it in me...
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I'm with you. If MK says don't click I don't click. I'm not one for the grossness. I'd rather stand in dog poo. It's much nicer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:18am.
Fine then. I'm gonna go change into something more comfortable.
P.S. I loves the nasty talk
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:17am.
Yeah, I know. But it's just after 8.30pm Friday Nite in Australia.
So how do you think I feel when y'all are talking about dick cheese and anal glands when it's MY breaky time??
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Hey Two Cents...I'll see you by Johnny!
and *AHEM!*, Sandbitch, I don't participate in nasty talk. It makes me giggle (sometimes) but I just don't have it in me...
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SEE WHAT A BITCH MEANS?
Gland drinky...
Yeah, I know. But it's just after 8.30pm Friday Nite in Australia.
So how do you think I feel when y'all are talking about dick cheese and anal glands when it's MY breaky time??
HUH?
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Simple Minds ~ Don't You Forget About Me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuQn5rWPa0
Find Madeleine McCann
Angel, Sandy
What are you ho's doing in here?
Lets go and look at Johnny Depp
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:10am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Angel!!
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Hey there, you drunken fake Aussie friend!
It's WAY too early to be drunk here.
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you are the spam that I follow, honey
you are my honey spam!
I'm drumk
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Angel!!
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Suri rules where Scientology fails. Where is Sunday Rose?
Simple Minds ~ Don't You Forget About Me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuQn5rWPa0
Find Madeleine McCann
That below me is the spam I followed.
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hey chk britney lyrics on womanizer at
www.entertainroom.com
"Simone Cowell has also confirmed that she will appear on No. 1 British talent show X factor where Britney will be promoting her album “Circus” and this awesome performer is performing on that show."
I won't say where I got this since I got it from spam, but I thought I'd let y'all know. Simon is really a woman!!! No but seriously - X Factor. Ugh.
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I think she looks a little less Mia Wallace and a little less Melanie Griffith and a little more MS. SWAN from MadTV. In fact, she should be working at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon and saying "He looka lika man."
Bradi,
That is the one I was trying to remember! Singer Mom Times.
I guess we should be happy we can't imitate the greatness/insaneness? Hmmm, will have to think about that.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
EastEndGirl on September 25, 2008 - 11:35pm
It's harder than it looks, I've tried.
And ever since DLISTED emptied out old comments, we can't even copy and paste Vintage comingback.
I wish I had saved some....
SINGER MOM TIMES!
CALL COUNTY!!!
BLACKS TAX ASS!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 25, 2008 - 8:23pm.
FIGURES I WOULD FIND YOU IN THIS CHAT. OK. SIT BACK AND EAT GREEN BEANS FROM TENNIS CANS OK. AND WOW!!!CARLA SMELLED KEVINS BALLS IN THE TOILET CAMERA OK!!!PAY COUNTY YOUR BLACK TAXES WOW, IT IS HARD TO BE A MOM ON BROKEN BOOTS! OK WOW.
I tried. Tears for comingback.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Under 100 comments, Shitney has lost her Broke Boot Move magic times.
Time to hang up the slut stacks Sally Mack.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
What the hell ever happened to London anyway? I haven't seen London since Daddy Spears took control of Brit. I hope he's okay.
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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Even if they've finally got this idiot doped-up enough to keep her in line, she's still completely foul. I mean, she was hot for about three minutes in 2000, but those days are long gone and now she always looks like she needs a good scrub and a serious waxing.
Oh, and I agree with Pimpcessa. Ladies, why not take the phone, the PDA, the cigs, and the lighter, and stuff 'em in that $3000 bag hanging off your arm?
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Dont actors usually change out of their costumes when leaving the set? That way the costumes stay right there for the next time.
I think she looks hot. OH WAIT, but of course I do...
I can't say I miss crazazy Britney, because she never left. She's still nuttier than a fruitcake (accept your real hair already, dammit), and you just wait until her Lamictal prescription runs out and she doesn't refill it...
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Angel
I think the story of that woman who took her picture when she was crying is just tragic.
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O - in the interview she talks about tryna get away from the paps while shopping with SPF or some such...and this woman ( a mom!) is supposed to be helping her but, in the end asked her for a pic and then took one while she was crying. It's kinda sick...
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I almost feel sorry for Britney. Her heyday is long gone and now she will always be known FIRST as the nutcase who was such an unfit mother she lost her kids. True crazy isn't sexy.
Angel
I think the story of that woman who took her picture when she was crying is just tragic.
What story? Fill me in this is a new one for me!
I just finished it (procrastination!)...but I do think she should have just gone away....but as she said "[She] like[s] money!{big grin}!" She HAD money! What's with the hyper-greed? I think she wanted to stay because Kevin wanted a career...but then she was jealous of that and so wanted to upstage him but it shot her in the ass. And then I think she couldn't leave because of the custody arrangement. I do think the paps, likely, made it hard for her to think straight and she wasn't exactly a thinker to begin with.
I think the story of that woman who took her picture when she was crying is just tragic. But she makes that null and void by being such an ass. She thinks she's tough? She got took all the way to the cleaners and back right after that. She needs to recognize that she is just a cog in the machine. A chosen one. And then pick a new machine to be a cog in cuz this one's eating her alive.
Her MAN is her religion and that is the problem right there. Because even her man is only an extension of herself. Especially if she thinks that the way to keep him is to be a pop star. Selfish, selfish girl!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
she didn't dress herself here, it's for a video. thus the linen, teetas!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Is that blue shirt LINEN? Britney is wearing linen? No waaaay jose, this must be me being wrong.
Additional:
Any bets how many times we'll see Brit in this exact same outfit, wig, and make-up for the next week? As it slowly gets more stained, sweaty and greasy?
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The thing about Twatney that pissed me off is claiming she had NO idea K-Fedex dumped his pregnant girlfriend and 1st kid. Bullshit.
Brit wanted what she wanted when she wanted it. And she could AFFORD it.
Then she got bored being barefoot and pregnant for 18 months, and "bein' a momma". And actually having to take care of her boo boos, too? Booooooring.
O GIG, as if this woman didn't bother me enough already. But the way she talks about her son...and her driving and everything...it's SO disgusting. Sean is SO little! And all she does is talk about everyone else. She doesn't even address questions of whether she should check herself. ACK!
I want to strangle her!
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britney still bites her nails. ;/ argh!!
Ugh. SO RUDE!
"He has children now..."
He already HAD children!
Ugh.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
The biggest thing with me is her weave and her hair...why does it ALWAYS look terrible? What's so hard about running a brush through your hair?
@GIG: I always wondered about this interview!....LOL!
I like this: "That happened with Julia Roberts...he was married and with two children (he didn't actually) when they got together but, for some reason, with me it's just like BOOM! in your face..I don't know why..." As she sits there, 7 months pregnant with a bucket load of mascara smeared on her eyes and her chi chis hanging out and a fried-out black rooted plastic mop on her head....LOL!
I can't imagine why, Brit.
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Green is Good -
I never saw it, but now I realize what all the hubbub was about! Thanks :)