CoCo, Don't Do This Again!
We need to send out a search party for CoCo's sense of style, because it's obviously missing. Look at this ordinary and classy shit she wore last night! Is she joking with this demure mess? The dress looks like it costs more than $50. This is not like her. Where's the elegant and glamorous CoCo I have come to know and adore? This crap belongs on some humdum plain Jane, not on a unique beauty like CoCo. I don't understand. She's not even showing off her best feature: her camel toe of dreams! Whenever I see her camel toe, I feel a calmness fall over me. CoCo's camel toe lets me know that everything is okay in this world. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Hopefully, CoCo realizes what she has done and immediately throws that trash dress into the garbage or donates it to a nun or something. I do still have feelings for her. Maybe she wanted to be something she's not for the "Nights in Rodanthe" premiere. Oh, Coco. Less class, more ass.
Speaking of "Nights in Rodanthe," why do I really want to see this sappy nonsense? The other day I watched the trailer and I immediately wanted to get wrapped up in Diane Lane and Richard Gere's doomed romance. When Diane says, "You came along and helped me find those parts of myself I thought I lost forever," I felt it in my very soul! WTF is wrong with me?! Read this fucking description: "Now, with the storm closing in, the two turn to each other for comfort and, in one magical weekend, set in motion a life-changing romance that will resonate throughout the rest of their lives." I'm going through the change, right?
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This is the most elegant she's ever looked. She's not showing off her snatchal region. That's class.
Wow...this has demure written all over it....I'm surprised that Ice-T didnt bitch slap her and send her back to get on her proper ghetto onion attire.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 5:40pm.
I have coco's shoes...
does it makes me a Hooker???
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Don't worry sweetie. Coco could wear a nun's habit and she'd still look like a tramp.
I'm sure on you those shoes are sexy, yet tasteful.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
It takes a lot of work to look that trashy.
what the F is this getup? she looks like trash here. i agree 10000% on the the comments made. this is not her! WTF. no camel toe? what next? shauna sand in a long dress? i gotta take a dump.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Thank you, I was getting worried.
ugly. looks like a caricature.
yup. shes 2 corn dogs away from being chubby. Anna Nicole, volumn II.
There is no fucking way this chick is 29 yrs old. NO WAY
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Dick happens! - MK
WTF is this? Ginormous chichi day?
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 5:40pm.
I have coco's shoes...
does it makes me a Hooker???
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No ma'am! Not with the right outfit. Those shoes are pretty stunning!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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PS. She has my fat legs. I'm in the process of trying to forget those, thank you very much.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I have coco's shoes...
does it makes me a Hooker???
Can the skirt not be just a LITTLE bit longer? Just a little?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Nights in Rodanthe, lol MK. I'd rather watch dogs fornicate.
A posting of Coco without her moose knuckle just isn't the same.
Let's hope she's got those things secured, one bad move and she's got two black eyes.
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Dick happens! - MK
What's with Coco's Jawline???? is so damn masculine....she looks like HE-man!
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Good God! those bolt-ons don't even match! They look like 2 day old loaves of white bread.
I looked at the picture for a minute, and I still have nothing to say.
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