Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Cynthia's Tongue Can't Take The Heat

Pinch with me with a nipple clamp! I think I'm dreaming. What are the chances we would get not one, but TWO Rojo Caliente sightings in less than a week?! The gayelle gods are shining down on us. If we see her a third time this week, I will give up the peen forever and become a full-fledged butchie who eats coochie for breakfast, lunch, dinner and all three snacks. I love you Rojo, but please stay inside the rest of the week and shut your shades. My no-no hole depends on this.

The rare Rojo sighting took place outside of a Rite-Aid in Venice, CA two days ago. I know you're assuming Mrs. Caliente is making "sicky icky poo" face, but she's not. This is what happened. When they were inside Rite-Aid, Cynthia, like she always does, got the intense urge to lick on Rojo's flaming carrot muffin. Cynthia's craving was so intense that she forgot to protect her tongue and she suffered the consequences! She's trying to stop the burning! I know it sounds like a stretch, but that's the gayelle's honest truth! If you can't stand the heat, don't eat Rojo's pussy.

Posted by: Michael K


I just don't understand the whole lesbian thing. If you don't like men, then why do women gravitate to other women who DRESS like men? Is it that they just don't like the dick but the dress code/beefy brawny dude look they still like? I'm puzzled by this. If you're gonna be with another woman then atleast find one that's easier on the eye. you think?

I also wonder if Rojo will undergo the entire sex change thing. You know, get rid of the boobies and grow some facial hair. But would that be categorized as a lesbian or trans gender? Fuck. Her clothing is really confusing the shit out of me!

Stan Hooper's picture

Dude looks like a lady..

That's for Rojo Caliente.

He's a soft in the middle..

humm...she..

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

minnow's picture

Is that a thermos? I imagine it's filled with soup.

poon's picture

Look at Rojo's sunglasses in the last pic. They almost feminine. Me likey.

Rojo has gotten skinner, it just doesn't feel right (in many ways).

xxyxz's picture

ROJO CALIENTE

girl_cheese's picture

M.K., you'd be a lipstick lesbian - or would u be a soft butchie?