Cynthia's Tongue Can't Take The Heat
Pinch with me with a nipple clamp! I think I'm dreaming. What are the chances we would get not one, but TWO Rojo Caliente sightings in less than a week?! The gayelle gods are shining down on us. If we see her a third time this week, I will give up the peen forever and become a full-fledged butchie who eats coochie for breakfast, lunch, dinner and all three snacks. I love you Rojo, but please stay inside the rest of the week and shut your shades. My no-no hole depends on this.
The rare Rojo sighting took place outside of a Rite-Aid in Venice, CA two days ago. I know you're assuming Mrs. Caliente is making "sicky icky poo" face, but she's not. This is what happened. When they were inside Rite-Aid, Cynthia, like she always does, got the intense urge to lick on Rojo's flaming carrot muffin. Cynthia's craving was so intense that she forgot to protect her tongue and she suffered the consequences! She's trying to stop the burning! I know it sounds like a stretch, but that's the gayelle's honest truth! If you can't stand the heat, don't eat Rojo's pussy.
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where art thou rojo caliente.....we have not seen you in a long awhile!!!!!!!!!!
Is Rojo spittin' or something in the header pic?
Eeeew...
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here's what I don't get; someone, please enlighten me.
with gay men, much of the time both men are "butch" -- no one is an obvious bottom or whatever... the other half of the time, you can see pretty well-drawn roles... why is it then, with women, it ALWAYS seems like one woman is butch and the other one is ultra-feminine (ellen and portia, rojo and cynthia, lohan and ronson)?
WHY is THIS? Is there that big of a need for the masc/fem role thing?
jus' curious.
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not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Rojo is really growing on me. You've done it, MK!
Cynthia looks way overdressed (literally) for a hot day in Venice. All black all over? Way too New York for the beach town...
rojo should really speak with katiebot about the delicate art of rolling up her jeans...i wouldn't want rojo to slip on her unrolled him and hurt the caliente...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Well, Rojo musta' found the right aid while in the store. She's blowing a little cum bubble for Pete Wentzes sakes!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by kauaigirl on September 24, 2008 - 10:22pm.
am I the only one that realizes this is saMAN and Hohan in 10years??
Now that you mention it, they are some similarities. hahaha
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Rojo's loafs look like pepaw garage sale shoes. If she ever wears a skirt it will signal the Apocalypse.
am I the only one that realizes this is saMAN and Hohan in 10years??
I didn't realize Rojo was so damn short. That slightly takes away from her hotness.
FUCK, too soon! Triscuit, my friend is being a beeznatch about recording the lyrics sooner rather than later! Bitch is slacking! These two gayelles can't get married before we get this songgggggg. I'm about to put the pressure on a bitch!
Submitted by Hekki on September 24, 2008 - 7:10pm.
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It is weird you said that because the girly fem twin died years ago of a drug overdose,so I guess we will never know if she had any gay feelings.
I don't get the attraction between these two, but whatever makes them laugh or make funny faces...*shrug*
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Thanks to MK and his highly addictive blog, we are now devoting all of your free time tracking down Rojo, a bit fat lesbian who buys her clothes at the Big and Tall. Thank you MK. Thank you.
It's a good thing that two of the un-sexiest people in America have found one another. The saying that 'there's someone for everyone' is true!
That strap on Rojo's murse is so sturdy and such a sensible shade of brown!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Triscuit: "I have identical twin cousins(women)one is totally fem,all girly,lipstick,hair,make up always done(not gay).The other is a gayelle,totally butch,dudelike.Doncha think that is kinda strange since they are identical twins?
discuss."
I know twins (fraternal, but they look identical) who are kind of like that. The more masculine one is a lesbian. The more feminine one was always straight, but one day she met a woman, fell in love, and is now a lesbian, too. I don't know if she was in the closet, or if that one woman changed her, but I think it's interesting!
Submitted by Flatsy on September 24, 2008 -
Rojo aka Christine Marinoni
LMAO, thanks. I've been reading Dlisted so long that I'd kind of convinced myself that Rojo was her real name.
That jogger in the last pic looks like Kendra Wilkinson. I recognize the nose.
That GIANT mug in the second thumbnail makes it all happen for me.
Rojo is serious. fucking. business.
Oh, to be that giant mug!
Submitted by barelybeagle on September 24, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Is it weird that I don't even know Rojo's actual birth name... ?
Rojo aka Christine Marinoni
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She's flat and that's that!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Is it weird that I don't even know Rojo's actual birth name... ?
Rojo is one hot studelle !
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
MRS. CALIENTE!?! LMAO. MK you are too much. Fuck. I find Cynthia to be rather attractive with/without make up but Rojo. Geez. I cant even comment. She really is busted up. I am not gay but I must say that there are some hot butch chicks that dress with a mens flare. Trust. I have seen many of them in my time.
'It aint no fun if the homies cant have none.'
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 24, 2008 - 5:48pm.
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EW.I thought the same thing.blech.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 25, 2008 - 7:41am.
I dont' get it when gayelles dress & act like men. Why not just get a sex change and become a man?
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Coz they be fug no matter what the gender. Can you imagine Rojo in a frock? A mastectomy is not going to help that bitch one iota.
Is Roho mid-spit? What's that white globule at her mouth?
"Christ her women is freaking ugly" Every time I see her now I think of that manly man with her. I don't get it and I never will or care to.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 2:33pm.
LOL! And I bet sometimes you kinda want to.
Throw a rock, that is;)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 24, 2008 - 2:41pm.
I dont' get it when gayelles dress & act like men. Why not just get a sex change and become a man?
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Because despite what their appearance may suggest to you, they do not want to BE men.
You say they dress like men. They would probably say they dress "comfortably." Have you ever worn high heels?
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 24, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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I do,too.My Daughter's (sperm donor)father*cue laugh track*made me get a paternity test for her.when the resuls came back she matched HIS numbers more than mine.And she looks exactly like him.it is crazy interesting.
I dont' get it when gayelles dress & act like men. Why not just get a sex change and become a man?
I love Rojo & Cynthia. As a gay woman myself, I can't pinpoint exactly what makes me crazy for women in menswear. My partner wears women's clothes, but with menswear details (much like ellen). It's not that they look like men, because I'm not attracted to men.
I live on the upper east side in manhattan and I cannot wait for the day I have a Rojo sighting. I will shit myself.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:30pm.
K2
The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to those things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
I agree, but that's a fact of life. straight or gay.
Rojo is a very lucky woman , I find cintia a very atractive woman (and I am straight)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 5:29pm.
The streets of Seattle are FILLED with Rojo Calientes.
They're like Starschmucks...you can't throw a rock without hitting one.
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LOL! And I bet sometimes you kinda want to.
Throw a rock, that is;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Damn, MK, check out Rojo's loafs! She really is all woman, isn't she?????
Submitted by K2 on September 24, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I can't make sense of this pairing. Please enlighten me.
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All I can say is: Everybody's different. I've seen two butch women together and a butch and a femme and the same with guys, two femmes, I've seen hetero couples where the man is more feminine than the woman or where they share attributes but come out more strongly in specific situations(if that makes sense)...or where the man is INTENSELY male and the woman INTENSELY female...hell, I've seen tight hetero couples where both came off asexual...but they seemed happy.... Really. It's just infinity at work as far as I can tell....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
K2
The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to those things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
The streets of Seattle are FILLED with Rojo Calientes.
They're like Starschmucks...you can't throw a rock without hitting one.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Triscuit on September 24, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I saw a Dr. Phil (or Oprah) about identical twin adult females...one of whom got a sex change to turn into a man. There has to be something in the womb that would program (the butch twin) to assume the male role from such a young age. It was interesting. I find genetics intriguing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Well, you know that one of them did, at least.
But seriously. They're still women. They still act like women, they just choose a more manly look, a manly gait...but it still comes off feminine. And it's not even like they choose it, it's more like it chooses them. In some cultures people who are this way are revered because they are considered more "complete" than the average person.
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OK. I'm seriously in the dark about some of this. Not even trying to be sarcastic or anything. I just don't understand how someone like Cynthia or say Portia are lesbians but still remain very feminine. Whereas, other women that are gay come off as butch. It's like they want to be in a male role. Is that trans gender or gay? Even Rosie ended up with a feminine chic even though she looks like Rojo. I think it would've been lovely to see Portia and Cynthia together. I just think it would make more sense. I can't make sense of this pairing. Please enlighten me.
@ Triscuit- it IS. It kicks the ass of the nature/nurture thing.
And Rojo is doing the whole 'man purse'. Lovesit.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 24, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Does Rojo cross dress? Cuz, those really look like men's shoes to me. I'm gonna sign her up for What Not to Wear. She needs to stay far away from the Men's department sale rack at Macy's.
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Well, she's definitely wearing a shirt for men. The buttons are on the right. Ladies have their buttons on the left. I know she's a stocky chic, but don't tell me she can't find something at Lane Bryant. She's very sloppy looking. That's the part I can't get past. Why is it that gay men are usually meticulous looking and gay/butch women dress like shit? That excludes Ellen.... she appears to dress in woman's clothing but just appears to take on the male role.
wanna hear something cool?
well I'll tell ya anyway.
I have identical twin cousins(women)one is totally fem,all girly,lipstick,hair,make up always done(not gay).The other is a gayelle,totally butch,dudelike.Doncha think that is kinda strange since they are identical twins?
discuss.
When they stand next to each other, they make the number 10
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Submitted by K2 on September 24, 2008 - 5:06pm.
If you're gonna be with another woman then atleast find one that's easier on the eye. you think?
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Well, you know that one of them did, at least.
But seriously. They're still women. They still act like women, they just choose a more manly look, a manly gait...but it still comes off feminine. And it's not even like they choose it, it's more like it chooses them. In some cultures people who are this way are revered because they are considered more "complete" than the average person.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Does Rojo cross dress? Cuz, those really look like men's shoes to me. I'm gonna sign her up for What Not to Wear. She needs to stay far away from the Men's department sale rack at Macy's.
rojo caliente with a baseball bat
the fact that this 'woman' has a pussy is very disturbing
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK