Afternoon Crumbs

Hosting the oscars? Are you kidding me? Let's start a write in campaign for Cloris Leachman, she can have Don Rickles on the red carpet.

Memaw rocks! Cloris for Oscars!

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

I fucking love Cate Blanchett. She deserves all that money. Now the rest of Hollywood...

besotted?

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Pussy does a body good,I guess.Lindsay looks really hot!
Is that her real hair?it is really long if it is,but prolly not.Dem hos always get weaves.

"explain this pic" hilarious!

O and LMAO @ this header: "Stop me if you've heard this before... Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans"

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

I'm glad Cate is rich as all shit but I am not in love with her son's name.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Are you sure her perfumes are "huge" in the Uk? They never seem to shift at our store (superdrug in uk) - and I'm suspicious why the two of hers are the ONLY one's where testers aren't allowed! That says it all to me. Plus during an interview she put some on, and the interviewer said "urgh!" and she just laughed and sort of agreed. So yeah! lol.

All the plastic surgery she's had does make her look better, yet so would anyone who had that amount spend on looking good!

And yep since when was she "katie price". She's still Jordan there.

That's not Katie Price.

It's that other skank, Miley Cyrus!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

"Nothing says trailer park trash like Lindsay Lohan." that should be on some advert maybe like a catch phrase or something...

http://www.aamyko.com

Katie looks hot for a change!Yum!Lindsay is smoking hot too but Katie Holmes needs a new look this one is played out.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Hohan is really slutty in those pics btw. For some reason, the daisy dukes do not look as nice on her as she thinks they do. She has no hips and daisy dukes usually accentuate them...note Jessica Simpson in the Dukes of Hazzard movie, she looked pretty good in them overall, except she had no ass. See, it's really hard to pull those things off!

Your face!

PSL: Me either! She has saggy eye lids, a funky nose and I don't like the shape of her mouth. Altogether, she's just average.

I'm sorry, but I do not think Marissa Miller is pretty. She's not ugly, but her face is nothing special.

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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
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Submitted by KD on September 24, 2008 - 2:40pm.
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BESOTTED

1. to intoxicate or stupefy with drink.
2. to make stupid or foolish: a mind besotted with fear and superstition.
3. to infatuate; obsess: He is besotted by her youth and beauty.

What are you wearing...Bedwetter.

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.... I'm not certain, though, because I don't speak british
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That's f*cking hilarious!

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

If anyone has to ask if Blake's boobs are fake, then they obviously need their vision checked. They are as real as Pamela Anderson's.

I saw that one dude's myspace page(the one w/the DouchBag faces)That shit was HILARIOUS.And yes they ARE fucking serious.

Okay, here is my reality show pitch: MichaelK hosting Canoodling With the Stars.

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 2:43pm.
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Yum! Perfect for waffles!
For arms - not so much.

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And does she have butter and syrup on her arm? oh wait.. she probably has

rugby players in panties...i'm ok with that....

the doggies in "explain this picture" are adorable...

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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 2:34pm.

I had waffles this morning that were toasted exactly like her arm.

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Yum! Perfect for waffles!
For arms - not so much.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

HA!

Those "Explain This" pictures are HILARIOUS!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars? Has awesomeness potential. Steve Colbert? No fucking way.

Actually, I think besotted has a pretty similar definition to beslutted. Doesn't it mean something like you were "taken" by a manslut? I'm not certain, though, because I don't speak british.

@Okie *hides ankles*

OnT: the perfume is called "Besodded".. it smells like fresh cut grass.. and manure.

Wow. That's a funny feeling. I almost have some respect for Hohan, AT LEAST, doing her job as Dumb Ho well. I mean, seriously - that's ALL they have to do: look good, but for a long time they haven't even done that! Good for you, LiLo, for stepping up!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

is so sad that girls want to be in page 3 , sleep whit footballers in hopes of becoming a wag and be the most tacky person on earth, whats wrong whit young people today ( not including myself LOL) what happen to the girls who wanted to be Presidents and Lawyers???????????.......

On topic I have seen that perfume bottle a thousand times, could they be more original??????

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

@ "Explain this picture"

Um, that's the Gotti bros. right? OMFG hilarious.

And the "bear" behind the newscaster tracking Ike...sort of like in The Shining...WTF LMAO

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Sugar Magnolia

Speakit,, oooooewww, you're on thin ice Mr.Man! haha, Mr. Man stop w/ the cocka doodie indian jokes.. NO, j/k I just wanted to use those words from Misery..

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Katiebot looks like SHIT

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Sugar Magnolia

Marissa Miller has abs to die for.

Her face makes me wanna die.

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Submitted by oklahoma on September 24, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I really like the color of Katie Price's hair.. its purrty, *pets it* what??

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KATIE SCALPED AN INJUN!

I had waffles this morning that were toasted exactly like her arm.

I really like the color of Katie Price's hair.. its purrty, *pets it* what??

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

ewww @ blohan!

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"I fucking drink beer and party!"

No, No, No, it's JOOOOOOORDAN! Her perfumes are HUGE here in England, I guess all British girls actually WANT to smell like cheap whores.

http://www.aamyko.com

Yep. I would buy that perfume (rolling eyes here) She's got huge tits, a gay husband and a disabled son..I want to live that life so badly.

hahahahahahah LOL!

===========Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

NO NO NO Stephen FUCKING Colbert is the only person that should be hosting the Oscars or Conan!!!

I want to be Cate Blanchett when I grow up.

Marisa Miller is a god damn butter-face why can't people see that?