Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Drew Barrymore And Chuck Bass Sucking Face

The other night Drew Barrymore was seen leaving some joint with Chace Crawford, but it looks like she was only using him to get to the real goods: Chuck Bass. Last night at the Kings of Leon concert after-party at Bowery Electric in NYC, Drew and Chuck Bass were caught tongue fucking each other's mouths. I know. I'm so romantic.

A source told UsWeekly that this is the second time they have made out in public. Shit. This means Drew is pregnant or she's officially Chuck Bass' beard. One of those.

I'm not completely sure if that's Drew and Chuck in the picture above. But I am sure that drunk dude in back of them is about to get even drunker.

I'm guessing that Chuck only stuck his tongue down Drew's mouth because he couldn't stand hearing her lisp anymore! Although, I bet it sounds cute when Drew says his last name. Wethwick. That is kind of cute.

UPDATE: A reader just sent me this shit about Drew and Chuck Bass: "I was standing outside Pourhouse smoking and they walked by me, arms around each other, and he was wearing leather pants and a PURPLE FANNY PACK!!!" That explains everything.

Image: Vanity Fair

Posted by: Michael K


Koru's picture

Can't this bitch find somebody her own age? Ed is 21! It's obvious she'd rather have boys than men..

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on September 24, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Maybe she's bearding for this guy and doesn't know it?

We clearly think alike... Isn't Cameron Diaz the true love of Drew Barrymore's life? These two beards have outed more Hollywood gays by pretending to date them than all the tabloids and bloggers combined.

xxyxz's picture

Call whatsherface ...
would she go?

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Oh...Ed Westwick. Ok. Sorry, I don't watch Gossip Girl.

Drew, why are you letting dude use you? He's gay. No you can't change him. You're not nearly as pretty as Chace Crawford.

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Submitted by Salem13 on September 24, 2008 - 1:20pm.
speakit:

Are you sure? Cuz at this point I'm not sure if I've fucked her or not

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*shocked face* I don't know. There was that one time I woke up with a curly hair in my mouth and Reeses pieces in my panties.

oklahoma's picture

Xx.. Glad you feel better! I'm totally pissed. I'm out, and M bitched about hving to call for me at lunch time or even earlier! Said, well I guess it will be around 5 or so. I fucking hate him!!!! Total Pain right now!

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Heeeeeeeeeeere's Clarisse! lol...

A purple fanny pack is ruled in Coolville as automatically evil and will be burned with it's owner still attached to it!

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KD's picture

Speaking of Drew Barrymore, she makes me thinks of the Mac Guy. Speaking of mac guy, I just read that the Microsoft commercial were made on a Mac. HA!

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Who be Chuck Bass?

Miss Priss's picture

Clarisse
is he british?

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Clarisse's picture

Tee heee!!

Miss Priss,
He is not gay, he is British!

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xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma

I DO! I had to keep poppin till I felt better

How are you? My phone was on silent....But it's on now

for a second i thought that was lohan and samro. =O

putsomestankonit's picture

Maybe she's bearding for this guy and doesn't know it?

Salem13's picture

speakit:

Are you sure? Cuz at this point I'm not sure if I've fucked her or not.

putas's picture

I actually like the guy next to them-beet red, sweaty, middle school 80's principal suit on, look of consternation- he probably forgot what was in a Rob Roy when the bartender asked him how to make it.

oklahoma's picture

Xxyxz.. Oh no! Do you feel better now? (your head)

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Miss Priss's picture

People who wear (purple)fanny packs should be shot
especially if paired up with leather pants!

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Salem13's picture

OMG yes I forgot about that, I thought him and Chase were supposed to be a couple.

KD's picture

Yah, he's only 21. I guess she's practicing to be a cougar.

putas's picture

Nothing says 'romant-ic-cal' like plastic cups and armbands.

Yeah I know it's not a word.

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on September 24, 2008 - 11:13am.
I got nothing....my brain hurts. :(

:( I feel your pain! Ihad THE WORST headache last night! it woke me up!

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Submitted by Salem13 on September 24, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Is there anybody Drew hasn't fucked?

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Me, but I'm not dead yet.

Miss Priss's picture

Isn't that Ed guy gay? Or it's just rumrz

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Stan Hooper's picture

Drew has done pretty much everyone in Hollywood. Now she's cougaring new Hollywood now.

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Clarisse's picture

Drew..honey...he's 21. I respect a whore on the prowl, but Jebus!

Ed,
Sweets, your taste in women is worse than your taste in clothing. EW!

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Salem13's picture

Is there anybody Drew hasn't fucked?

Solaera's picture

Barf. They're both gross.

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

@Miss Priss
as funny as that is, the sad part is its probably true.

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NovaNightly's picture

I got nothing....my brain hurts. :(

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putsomestankonit's picture

I have no idea who the dude she tongue fucked is, nor do I care. Its time she grew up though.

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thats pretty sexy
i wonder what she can do to his back there
hahah

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Miss Priss's picture

I bet Drew and Pizza FAce Diaz do high school-like shit such as having a list of all the dudes they've fucked. Another list of dudes they just made out with...or what young celeb they think they could fuck before the year ends. All this while smoking a doobie.

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Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

Drew has tongue fucked every actor in hollywood. I'm starting to think thats just how she introduces herself.

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ITSKTBITCH's picture

Drew is OLD... I find her sweet and charming (not cute though sorry) but I don't understand why she acts like a teenager. Is it because she never really lived her teenage years because she was high for most of them?

Isn't Ed like 19?

Oh screw it, I'm just jealous because Drew got some chuck ass.

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
Drew has always been on the slutty side.

LMAO! I was too! luckily I grew out of that!

Miss Priss's picture

Wethwick. LOL

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Drew has always been on the slutty side.

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They're all HWORES.

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xxyxz's picture

"I'm guessing that Chuck only stuck his tongue down Drew's mouth because he couldn't stand hearing her lisp anymore!"

ITA