Dancing With Cloris!
Cloris Leachman MUST win "Dancing with the Has-Beens." Better yet, they should just change the name of the show to "Dancing with Cloris" and send the rest of those boring skanks back to the unemployment line. Well, everyone except Susan Lucci and CHERYL BURKE!! I feel like I need to see more of La Lucci's Marilyn Monroe impersonation. I'm just waiting for the night where she looks at the judges and coos, "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul," and then bursts into "I Wanna Be Loved By You."
And every show needs a villain and that's what CHERYL BURKE is there for. I just want to take her sausage thighs and wrap them around the base of her mop head. I HATE HER! Breathe...Michael.....Ok. Back to the star of the show!
Cloris' did not disappoint last night! It was like watching the episode of "I Love Lucy" where Lucy sneaks into the audition to become one of Ricky's dancers and hilarity ensues! Cloris doesn't really dance. She just stumbles around the stage like a drunk memaw looking for more booze. She's the main reason to watch this shit show.
I think Kim KardASSIAN is going home tonight. She proved just how useless she really is. She has an ass that will make any thong cry and she doesn't even know how to use it! She should be able to clap for herself with an ass like that.
ROTFL
Cloris=Kiki DuRane!!!
Cloris moves better in her 80's than most people half her age. She is the show! Love her calling the judge a bitch when she gots a low score, the Roast of Bob Saget was great with her one liners.
Cloris loves to bend over and shows off her wrinkled tits for the camera. When she put her leg up on the table I think she wanted to flash her crotch. Cloris seems to have ADHD.
I don't think that was Cloris Leachman. I think it was Justin Bond in his Kiki DuRane drag filling in for her. I'd know that headband and those pendulous coconuts anywhere!
First of all I can't even get into the whole Kim Kardashian dance. Well if you want to call it a dance. I have a dance background and it kills me to see this worthless chick doing the mambo to Sir MixAlot. I like the song, but come on!
I don't know what was worse. The fact that these TV executives put her on the show, or her dancing.
What the fuck did she do apart from shake her enormous ass, and have her partner turn her?
Arrrgh!!!!!!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
she's nuts and i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cloris for hot slut of the week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloris for DListed Hot Slut
Kim is soo self-conscious..! I felt bad for her..what was with the song choice? lol.
Cloris however is my fav!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
its a shame. a god damn shame. i cant belive thats all she can do with that ass. im so disappointed. how much you want to bet reggie does all the work....sad.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
I don't know who any of the "Stars" on this show are except for Cloris Leachman. I loved her as Phyllis on the MTM show. My dear, sweet, adorable Mother can never get her name right and calls her "Doris Cleachman".
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
team clitoris!
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People are crazy and times are strange.
I loved her on that roast.That shit was funny!
Here's Cloris in "High Anxiety"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1jtxkgEdQ
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 24, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I love Cloris, I thought she slayed on the Bob Saget Roast.
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I saw that too. She was great. I think her best mock was when she said something along the lines of , " I'm an academy award winner, I need someone to punch me in the eyes so I can see some stars"! (referring to the entire crew of roasters).
Cloris does have awesome cleavage. I hope I have cleavage like that when I'm 82!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 2:12pm.
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Yeah.You are right.I thought I was a Saltine for a second.
LMFAO I think Cloris is booby focking the judges for points. hahaha
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Was Cloris' partner trying to rock her to sleep at the very end?
Submitted by Triscuit on September 24, 2008 - 12:50pm
I don't know...Triscuits are kinda tan, aren't they?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
You go Cloris! Telling the freakin' judge to speak ENGLISH!! F*cking classic. Only old bitches can get away with that shit. She probably won't win, but she'll be around til the end. No one is going to vote her off - she's the heart of this show. I'll tune in just to hear her one liners !
Gawd, Kim is a great big empty bag of nothing.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
The Frankenstein monster has better moves than KardaASSian.
Annoying celebutwat. Go make another porno tape.
Kim has no personality, no charisma, no rhythm, no chemistry with her partner and for someone who got her "big break" via a sex tape, she has no sex appeal. Why is this fat ass still around?!
Cloris is the shit. i totally fucking voted for her and Mark Ballas' crazy big nosed pepaw. love that shit.
i'm so pissed Mark Ballas got stuck with Big Ass Kim. ugh. they shoulda picked Khloe!
Kim KardASSian is whiter than me...and I am a fucking CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!
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check it out...
The Best 10 Movies of 1971 by Roger Ebert
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19711231/COMME...
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Kim is a very awkward dancer. She has no rhythm or grace. All that ass for nothing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
Mrs. K., thanks for the tip--- I really should be doing the Netflix thing, shouldn't I? ♥
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Yes, my little love bug.
Seriously, it is ONE HELLUVA movie.
One of the 10 best of the decade, IMHO
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
please stop it with Kims ass, I see asses like that every other day in Ny. She has a big butt but so does every other hispanic girl around my way. I know she's not latina but so what. That girl is the unsexiest woman. She can't move for shit..sadness! I cannot believe Michael forget to mention Cloris's magnificent Chichis! How dare u!~Pain is Beauty
LOL - Cloris (always seem to type Clitoris) makes me laugh
i hated her on 'facts of life'
I love how she whispers "BITCH" after Carrie Ann gives her a 6. haha
I will watch DWTS if Cloris puts on a Nurse Deisel outfit and dances the Polka.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Team Cloris!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Next time I have halitosis, I'll reach for a bottle of Cloris.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
So in love with Cloris! I want a Team Cloris tee shirt. Bitch better get her own show, she is an effin' hoot and a half! And we can't handle half of it I bet. She rocks whatever she is in.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
Angel-i
so true
WOOO YOU GO GAM GAM! SHAKE THAT MONEY MAKER!!
Clitoris made a complete ass out of herself last night............hell, I was mortified for her! However, she did remind me of the I Love Lucy episode but Lucy was much more entertaining. Why did they team last seasons winner up with her?
Kim's ass needs to go home tonight! My dog has more rythm than she does........what a disgrace to have a butt that large and not know how to use it. Pitiful!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
@Salem: Can't say that I HAVE seen the sex tape; thanks for the tip
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I saw it - she totally made that shit on purpose.
oh c'mon it's not THAT bad
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As a porn specialist, I would have to say that it wasn't THAT bad. It wasn't good either. It was so lifeless, it was hardly porn, in fact;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I was hoping that Kim was kicked off last night. She just has this way about her that seems so fake. Like she's been trying to channel Paris Hilton with that silly voice and stupid movements. How do you have an ass like that and you can't jiggle it? She needs to go back and get a refund.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Mrs. K., thanks for the tip--- I really should be doing the Netflix thing, shouldn't I? ♥
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by de Cosmos on September 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Who is this Clitoris person anyway?
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If you don’t know then either you’re very unhappy or your girlfriend is.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
I used to babysit Cloris's granddaughter. I love Cloris.....my dog found a mouse in her house too....lol
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
She said "Oh, you bitch!" I love it!!!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Blha blah blah!
im not watching any dancing shows
too many out there
that they are boring
the only one im watchin is the one from MEXICO
"EL SHOW DE LOS SUEÑOS" (the show of the dreams)
i love it!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
@Salem: Can't say that I HAVE seen the sex tape; thanks for the tip
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I saw it - she totally made that shit on purpose.
oh c'mon it's not THAT bad
Who is this Clitoris person anyway?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 24, 2008 - 9:53am.
Three words
Last Picture Show (1971).
She is amaaaaaaaaaazing in that.
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.