Kirk Cameron Will Never Kiss Another Woman, Even If The Script Calls For It
The dude who played Mike Seaver on "Growing Pains" has a new movie out about firemen or something like that. The Christian evangelist stopped by "Today" to talk to batshit crazy Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about the movie and he mentioned that he refused to do a kissing scene with the actress who played his wife.
He said: “I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman."
The director came up with a way to keep the scene without Kirk's lips touching another ho's lips. They dressed Kirk's real wife, Chelsea Noble, as the female character and shot the whole thing in silhouette.
Kirk went on to say: “So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes."
Hmm...I think Tommy Girl has a similar clause in his contract. He doesn't like kissing women, because it makes him feel icky in the private areas. You know that scene of him making out with Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut"? That scene was only completed thanks to the help of CGI magic and John Travolta in a yarn wig.
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Um, has anybody told this smarmy douchebag it's called "acting"? I don't think the world will end if he moves on into another area of employment.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on September 24, 2008 - 11:12am.
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He's due Dec. 2nd.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Okay, this actually penetrated my cold, cynical heart. A man in today's society wanting to be completely loyal is such a rare and positive thing that I have absolutely nothing negative to say.
gyeah, for that matter, I've always wondered why they have to show simulated sex in practically every movie to convey that a couple are indeed sexually involved. I really don't need to see the (fake) deed - it doesn't take a genius to figure out a storyline and character relationships. I guess it's a "bone" that gets thrown out to all the horny, desperate men out there who are not Kirk Cameron.
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 12:39pm.
see Lo, we need to send out the SLUT signal ~ ya know like the Bat signal! AJP! AJP! MK IS TALKNG ABOUT KIRK!
Good Idea!
Im in the window over here facing Madison and ive got my pants around my ankles with my leg propped up in the window, shinning a flash light from right behind my punannie hoping he can see the Slut Signal in time!
I got no answer on the cell so I just screamed.
KIRK IS ON THE D BITCH! KIRK IS ONNNN THE DEEEEEEEEEE!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 24, 2008 - 9:11am.
Uvula, been meaning to ask....
When is the big reveal?
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Kirk, you haven't been remotely relevant since like 1982 and were on the cover of Teencrap or whatever.
nobody gives a shit about you or your sanctimonious claptrap.
whispers psssstt guess what. nobody wants to kiss you anyhow.
Shut the fuck up Mike Seaver.
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Come play with us Danny.
Don't be an actor if you won't go balls out for your craft.
Take out your manpon and grow a set.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Kirk went on to say: “So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes."
Oh fuck me! It's called acting bitch! Something you're lucky to still be doing.
((sigh))
Another one giving Christians a bad name. I bet he looks at internet porn all night long.
blah blah blah....bullshit
see Lo, we need to send out the SLUT signal ~ ya know like the Bat signal! AJP! AJP! MK IS TALKNG ABOUT KIRK!
or start calling all the temp agencies in Manhattan.....
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Love Anderson I am calling his cell right now!!!!
Not Kirks cell!
God doesnt like cell phones!
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Why do we need to see couples giving each other tongue baths on t.v. to confirm that they love each other. Yeah, they are husband and wife, he's a fireman ("real life superheroes"), he'd never cheat on her, he loves her and they kiss, they fuck, they double dildo penetrate each other when no one's looking, blah blah blah...BOOOOOORING!
And to think I used to call you "hot"!
Weirdo!
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Snow he fucking LOVES Kirk Cameron!!!!
HAve you guys heard his shit about Kirk god damn Cameron?
I shit you not i had to walk away from his ass TWICE for not ending his Kirk shit.
Every damn thing we passed was, " Kirk Cameron wore a sweater like that in the episode where Boner gets his dick stuck in the blender"
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Yay, now we will get another People cover stating the obvious....
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
LMAO at snowy and LoLo...
The she devil Skeletina just got a tingly feeling in her hoo ha, it's a like a Bat Signal...
"must destroy Kirk Cameron, must get him to love me"
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oh brother... I bet he's a Claymate.
Is there something your tryin to tell us Kirk?
What?!
FUCK MAN WHERE IS AJP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!