Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Kirk Cameron Will Never Kiss Another Woman, Even If The Script Calls For It

The dude who played Mike Seaver on "Growing Pains" has a new movie out about firemen or something like that. The Christian evangelist stopped by "Today" to talk to batshit crazy Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about the movie and he mentioned that he refused to do a kissing scene with the actress who played his wife.

He said: “I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman."

The director came up with a way to keep the scene without Kirk's lips touching another ho's lips. They dressed Kirk's real wife, Chelsea Noble, as the female character and shot the whole thing in silhouette.

Kirk went on to say: “So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes."

Hmm...I think Tommy Girl has a similar clause in his contract. He doesn't like kissing women, because it makes him feel icky in the private areas. You know that scene of him making out with Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut"? That scene was only completed thanks to the help of CGI magic and John Travolta in a yarn wig.

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on September 24, 2008 - 1:30pm.

"Yeah, I had to kiss/tongue/fondle/squeeze the boobs of my co-worker today. Don't worry, hon, it's only for work."

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He's an actor and his wife, an actress so there's really no comparison to your average working joe/jane.

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on September 24, 2008 - 1:30pm

There's a huge difference between pretend kissing someone and then having your wife dress up as the actress instead and kissing her. It's not that people are freaking out about him not kissing, it's the fact that he always expect everyone to cater to his needs. Was it admirable that he got an actress fired because it went against his beliefs that she posed for a nudie mag? Was it okay that he constantly preaches to his co-workers? He is entitled to believe in whatever it is that he believes in, but he should show others the same respect. It would be the right thing, and a very Christian thing to do.
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Noone is forcing this tool to act so if he can't do what is called of him maybe he should stick to the church and not bother us members of the general public with his issues.

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~~~he is completely MENTAL!~~~~

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He is such a fanatic of religion - but whatever makes him happy...good luck to him

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 9:45am.
If this guy wants to be an actor, but does not want to kiss anyone other than his wife than he should only take non-kissing parts. Nobody should have to "come up with a way" to accomodate him.
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How do you justify actors, like Julia Roberts or Pony Parker, who refuse to do nude scenes, even though it's in the script? They have body doubles for that all the time. It's not the first time an actor has put their foot down. People are trying to make a big deal about this because he's a fundamentalist Christian.

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He is lucky to have a fucking job.
He needs to STFU!

Submitted by L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT on September 24, 2008 - 10:08am.
Seriously dude? You're an actor: pretend to kiss her. You don't actually have to do it.
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In a way, he did pretend to kiss her. If actors have stand-ins for stunts, love scenes, and nudity, I suppose it's only fair to have one for kissing as well. Maybe kissing other people isn't a big deal to a lot of people, but I have to give him kudos for sticking to his convictions about this. I'm sure most of us would be less than thrilled if our husbands came home one day and said, "Yeah, I had to kiss/tongue/fondle/squeeze the boobs of my co-worker today. Don't worry, hon, it's only for work." People place limits on their acting all the time (like the famous "no-nudity" clauses we hear about).

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Submitted by Violet on September 24, 2008 - 11:17am.
This guy was on a show where his best friends name was "Boner". Sorry, but that just doesn't give me any respect for him, or for the religion he pushes.

was he a writer or producer or something? Didn't he just read the script?

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Submitted by elmo533 on September 24, 2008 - 10:11am.
Why do people think he's such a douche bag for doing this?
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Because it's like a stripper saying "Oh I can't take my clothes off in front of a roomful of men!"

AFAIAC, he's not douchbag because he won't kiss another woman, but because he thinks everyone else is supposed to turn themselves inside out to accomodate him. If he REALLY had an convictions he wouldn't take any parts that required him to kiss.

P.S. I'll bet he is a lousy kisser anyway.

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Now if it was a dude thats a differnt story.

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He should read "The Year of Living Biblically" so he can get some perspective.

Morrissey's picture

ok, mikey/kirk is hot and all, but...

doesn't he realize that, using his logic, that ALL of acting is essentially lying, and that by acting he's dishonoring his 'god' anyways???

He's an idiot.

I hate small-minded stupid fucking whore closeted evangelicals.

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Submitted by not shocked on September 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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so wouldn't a 'pearl necklace' be a little piece of heaven?

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mmmmmmm...James Caviezel....

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He should do a film with Clay Aiken. Where's FLA? This post's right up his alley.

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Violet's picture

This guy was on a show where his best friends name was "Boner". Sorry, but that just doesn't give me any respect for him, or for the religion he pushes.

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well now I see good clean Christian living is just as hard on the looks as a lifetime of debauchery....

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Never kiss another WOMAN, cast him Brokeback Mountain pt. II, I wanna see his "convictions" then.

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Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 1:11pm

Actually, that's not what's douche-y about him. It's the fact that he can't respect other people's right to believe what they choose to, and if he really was a good Christian, he'd be more tolerant. The fact that he asked to have an actress fired because he didn't agree with her pat says alot about his character, and has nothing to do with sticking to his guns.
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I hate it when batshit-crazy religious people take everything out of context. This is why I won't have anything to do with religion.

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Why do people think he's such a douche bag for doing this? So where is the line then? It's OK to kiss someone other than your wife for a job, but not OK for any other reason? At least his wife always knows where she stands with him.

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He is a Christian Rapturist, they are loons who believe in a Third World War where all the religions make the earth a battleground. The god they believe has chosen only a few to survive and only a few who will ascend into heaven on a big glowing pearl, if you slide off or can't find a spot you are basically fucked. That is why people in this belief system think it is great that we all can't get along as it is all in god's plan to hate and kill one another. They encourage further war and are rootin' and tootin' for war on Iran.

I know, what a douche, huh? Sticking to your convictions and having strong character despite living in a society where anything goes is sooo lame.

I think the people who were making the movie probably had a choice as to whether they cast him or not. If they don't want to meet his "silly" demands then they can hire someone else. I am not religious in the least, but I do admire people who stick to their guns and do what THEY think is right despite popular opinion.

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I have no problem with his beliefs in and of themselves; in fact I think it’s nice that he’s so respectful of his wife and his marriage. Having said in light of his beliefs he shouldn’t have taken the role in the first place. I’m sure he read the script and memorized his lines and knew what was coming. Don’t take the role, cash the check, show up on set and THEN refuse to do the kissing scenes, that just stupid and inconsiderate of everyone else.

Funny James Caviezel (dude from Passion of the Christ) like Cameron is ultra religious and married but has no problem with love scenes; his only condition is no nudity which he tells the producers, directors, ect up front.

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Seriously dude? You're an actor: pretend to kiss her. You don't actually have to do it. Also, stop force-feeding the bull you believe in. Judge not lest ye be Jesus Christ himself, douche bag...

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No, this shit movie - I can tell because Kirk is in it - is opening nationwide or something. It's opening at my movie theater. Like I would pay 1 red cent to see this boring ass douche bag. Yeah, I remember when Growing Pains was on and HE fired his on-screen g/f because YEARS earlier she posed for Playboy and he didn't have the decency to tell her to her face. Fine, kirk you "found" God, NOW find some balls.

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Why didn't he just hire his wife?

Fucking moron.

He will be caught with a dead hooker in the trunk of his car one day..mark my words,
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Well that's his job. He's an actor right? Actors kiss thir co-stars...
As a matter of fact, I'm going to stop answering to my boss and doing what he asks of me...I only answer to my fiance, he would be really pissed if he knew I do everything my male boss asks me to do *rolls eyes*

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ANNNNNNNNNNNNND that's why he is a has been! What a douche...its not like he is being asked to fake bang someone else.

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what a weiner.

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Whatever!
its just a kiss
it wont hurt
well im gay
and i want to be an actor
so it wont matter to me if i have to kiss a girl

hahaha

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"Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 24, 2008 - 9:39am.

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on September 24, 2008 - 11:37am.

Mike Seaver is a fucking douchebag. Didn't he demand some actress on Growing Pains be fired because she posed for Playboy and he didn't agree with it?
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Yes, you are correct. He also wouldn't act in a scene where he & this actress were in bed together for a HIGH SCHOOL PLAY. A fake scene for a fake show! But it promoted pre-marital sex, so Kirk refused to do it..."

Actually, I believe it was the girl that he was going to marry and she "left" him at the altar with a "Dear John letter." All I can remember is she dated Scott Baio and she ended up hating him.
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Hi 2Drink!

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Utter complete and total steaming piles of crap.
Was this idiot lobotomized along the way or what?

If you can't do the fucking job then find another one. Don't expect the world to turn itself inside out to satisfy your personal hang ups.

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I'm guessing this is going to be a Lifetime movie?

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I'm guessing this is going to be a Lifetime movie?

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

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I saw this guy on the tube trying to force feed his religion to random people on the street. Needless to say more than a few people wanted to beat his ass. His sister belongs to it too. I believe they are anti birth control and sex is for the simple use of procreation and now pleasure. I think women ar eexpected to pump out kids til their insides fall out. That's what I have heard. I really don't care what people choose to believe but shoving it down someone's throat really gets me.

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Submitted by madam s. on September 24, 2008 - 8:41am.

Yes!! I guess I'd just like for it to be okay for a man to display loyalty to his wife without being ridiculed for it (who knows what's going on specifically here with Kirk Cameron - I don't know much about him)...and for the movie business to rise a little above the dregs of complete tastelessness and stupidity...just a little bit! We've sunk low enough - let's raise the standards a little. I'm sure even 5-year olds are sophisticated enough these days to be able to tell when people are assumed to be bed buddies.

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He’s probably one of the 2% who feel betrayed by Clay Aiken.

Not an expert on U.S. employment law but if they had refused to accommodate his request, could he claim religious discrimination?

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He would never do a sex scene because of his beliefs (and b/c he couldn't get hired for one), but kissing? Big deal....

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cornpone's picture

he and david duchovny would get along swimmingly!

And since when are evangelical christians calling the shots in Hollywood? Any good director would have fired his ass on the spot.

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How sweet...now pardon me while I go puke.

mike's picture

Evangelicals have an extremely childish way of looking at things. And by childish, I don't mean innocent, I mean ignorant.

shandi's picture

Let me clarify what I said. I think it is sweet that he wants to be 'loyal' to his wife, and I do respect him for that. However, if he is trying to cram his beliefs down others throats (not in the movie, but at other times) then I do NOT like that one bit. A person can believe whatever they want, but when they start trying to push those beliefs on others, I think that is wrong.

In this case, he felt uncomfortable kissing anyone other than his wife, so he didn't do it and wasn't afraid to say it either. Kudos to him for standing up for himself when it came to his beliefs. (Just don't try to push those beliefs on other people, Kirk)

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If this guy wants to be an actor, but does not want to kiss anyone other than his wife than he should only take non-kissing parts. Nobody should have to "come up with a way" to accomodate him.

FFS, it's not like he's Alec Baldwin!

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is kirk a fireman in his real life? because if he's not, then he's lying to his god and should burn in hell...
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"Hoda Koth" sounds like a character in "The Mummy".

"I am the all powerful HODA KOTH! Worship me, you puny mortals!"

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

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That's what I HATE about those Christian hypocrites. They come across as SO FUCKING righteous while doing unspeakable things in their private lives. This guy probably squats by glory holes in public bathrooms, and when he gets caught, he'll claim "never to have kissed another woman." Then will come the public act of contrition on Larry King and the book deal.