The Claymates Speak!
First of all, thanks to those of you who directed me to this Claymates forum where there's hundreds of messages regarding their idol's big coming out party on the cover of People Magazine. It's nice to see that 98% of them are not bothered at all and will continue to worship at his big gay feet. The other 2% are shocked, confused and hurt, because they felt they were lied to. A couple of them are still waiting for "confirmation," because People Magazine could be telling lies. Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
Here's just a few quotes from Claymates who aren't waving rainbow flags this morning:
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."
You know, if I walked by a newsstand one day and saw Rojo Caliente on the cover of a magazine with the words "Yes, I'm straight" written on it, I would probably collapse to the ground. I would be devastated. I would feel bamboozled and confused. So I can completely relate to the Claymates whose world has just crumbled into a million gay pieces.
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mike has the best job on dlisted today!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
These people are so fucking sad and pathetic.
That cute little kid on American Idol is no more. He's a man now.
Green Is Good on September 24, 2008 - 10:55am.
"I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird!"
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This ignorant, delusional, crazy person is comparing a gay man to a Pedophile. That's fucked up.
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That's exactly what I thought.
His fans are very scary.
HE DOESNT EVEN SING THAT WELL!
THATS the real kicker!
GAHHHHHHHH that is not entertainment!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird!"
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This ignorant, delusional, crazy person is comparing a gay man to a Pedophile. That's fucked up.
Submitted by mike on September 24, 2008 - 11:23am.
ha ha Thats good stuff!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 10:52am.
I turned the Radio OFF????
yeah because this is the way to protect your kids from the world... fucking lunatics!
This have become scary times, Indeed.
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These "times" aren't that scary...there will always be and have always been douchebags that think just like the Claymates. The difference is, thirty years ago you never would have heard about anything to do with being gay on the radio at all. Our culture is becoming more and more accepting of being gay as normal all the time.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
snowy....lol....yeah,. they DO look like they have been living under a rock....
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
aww thats so sad..but hey they can call him girlfriend now, go have lattes and get their hair did.
forget his sexuality they should be worried about how badly his music sucks.
He's Clay, he's gay..get over it. Now whose turn is it?
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
These are the descendants of the people who were shocked about Liberace and The Village People being 'that way'.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
well im laughing and crying because THESE ARE VOTERS!
This is the scariest part, cuz you know who they are voting for....UNFUCKINBELIAVABLE...
This reminds me of a clueless HO I met last friday who's voting for Mccain 'cuz Palin is a pretty woman with Shinny hair... I KID YOU NOT.
Submitted by Sensimina on September 24, 2008 - 11:23am.
ha ha ha
BUTT HOLES ARE JESUS'S CHILREN TOO DAMN YOU SENSIMINA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 24, 2008 - 10:51am.
The t-shirt above: "Clay shakes my OVARIES"?!
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I would never say ov*****. Heathen.
How can people not have gaydar? Especially when it involves someone who is on fire?
That's the problem - not talking to your kids. Too bad they have such an ignorant mother. HOw can you hide facts about life like that? I mean, you don't have to detail what they do in the bedroom for pete's sake - or even comment on it being right or weong - but sheesh - My kid's known from the get-go that gay people exist and that's that. Some boys like boys and some girls like girls. Fact. of. life.
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
As I've said before, I work with some relatives of Mr. Aiken (I'm in Raleigh, NC). This morning, on my drive into work, my pseud-boss called me, started laughing, and said, "Pleeeease don't start anything today. You know what I'm talking about."
I've thus far been able to control myself.
Clay came out of the Closet, and Piggy Perez then came in his shorts, LOL!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation.
....and also for the GayNation.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
What's so wrong about a peen going into a butthole? Is it because anal cavities can't get pregnant?
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
*gut splitting laughter*
There's nothing else to do but laugh at how completely warped these broads' realities have been.
MK that shit about Rojo made me LOL, I am at work , dude! ♥
PSL: have you SEEN these people? It will answer some of your queries! ;P
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Yeah Green I wonder WTF is happening to that womans ovaries now?
FRIED EGGS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I turned the Radio OFF????
yeah because this is the way to protect your kids from the world... fucking lunatics!
This have become scary times, Indeed.
the number of women living in fantasyland like this, is mind-boggling. and scary.
welcome to the real world, ladies.
Hope you're not registered voters, because you are CLUELESS.
(oh, and if anyone is going to be shakin anyone's ovaries, it's Gerry Butler. Get with the program !!! LOL)
The t-shirt above: "Clay shakes my OVARIES"?!
*PUKE* That is just a little eepy-cray.
Oh please. It was very obvious Clay was a homo all along. Anybody who actually thought he liked the vagina probably thinks Ricky Martin is straight too.
Its just really funny that they were so clueless!
well im laughing and crying because THESE ARE VOTERS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I HATE YOU CLAY!!! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHIINNNG!!
*knocks over statue of Clay, bashes it with hammer*
Have these people been living under a rock, or with their heads up their asses?
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"