The Claymates Speak!
First of all, thanks to those of you who directed me to this Claymates forum where there's hundreds of messages regarding their idol's big coming out party on the cover of People Magazine. It's nice to see that 98% of them are not bothered at all and will continue to worship at his big gay feet. The other 2% are shocked, confused and hurt, because they felt they were lied to. A couple of them are still waiting for "confirmation," because People Magazine could be telling lies. Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
Here's just a few quotes from Claymates who aren't waving rainbow flags this morning:
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."
You know, if I walked by a newsstand one day and saw Rojo Caliente on the cover of a magazine with the words "Yes, I'm straight" written on it, I would probably collapse to the ground. I would be devastated. I would feel bamboozled and confused. So I can completely relate to the Claymates whose world has just crumbled into a million gay pieces.
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Are these Claymates so pathetic and crazy that they actually thought he was straight? Really? REALLY? I knew it from the second I laid eyes on him and every one of his denials were met with the rolling of my eyes and snarky comments.
mopa, missy your mom, lct
I'm about a pussy hair away from registering over there so I can cry with them, someone hand me a gun!!!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Oy, the forum comments, All the Claypanties are in a Claywad and having Claypoo times from their Clayholes.
I'm surprised they didn't crash their Clayota SUV's.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"I agree, It is 2.57am here, just cant sleep. I have cried, tossed and turned, but have had a feeling about this for a long time, being Christian does make it harder, but I have decided not to judge anyone ever again, and it is Clay that has taught me this, and unconditional love, and I do not even know him. He still has the voice that I adore, and he is the bravest classiest, and the least vulgar person I have ever seen. "
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Someone help me!!!! I am obsessed with the Claymates, too. Look at this one. Like seriously, she may have to go to therapy! You have to love when "Christians" literally can't sleep and toss and turn about the ridiculous concept of "Accepting people"
That is always my favorite!!
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
Oklahoma!!
Partys over here!!
LCT ... *hugs*
Holy christ, they really think Gayken would have told them all personally first if the magazine didn't tell early....
"For the record - the magazine is not out. Clay may well have planned to talk to us first but guess what - we already know. The magazine would have been out Wed and the GMA promo tonight might well have been placed simply because the story leaked and they wanted to jump in.
They jumped the gun and we have no idea what Clay had planned.
It would be nice if those upset would at least be fair. "
Hey, xxy and LoLo! How are my beeshes? I've missed you, too!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
GOT DAM HOLLYWOOD GAYS, THEY DONE TOOK MY CLAY YA'LL!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
mopa me too!!! I cant stop reading them!!
heeeelp meeeeeee!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Uh, oh, I think I'm in trouble.
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LOL! Yeah I was getting ready to call an intervention for you. A wine and cheese intervention cuz that's how I roll:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I also love that most of them "are waiting for it to be confirmed". Like he has to prance around in a rainbow thong, with a penis physically in his butt, with heels and his hair in a ponytail before they will believe this about the man that they "fell in love with". What a scary bunch of freaks.
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
These ClayMates are pathetic.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
TACO MOM TIMES! ALPHABET GIRL! Smooooooch
Uh, oh, I think I'm in trouble. I may be as obsessed with the Claymates and they are with Clay. I can't stop reading their posts!!!!! Call me a Claymatemate.
And if any one of them comes out and says they are gay, my world would cease to exist.
LOL @ Sugar
Your Mom..
I've missed you!!!
Oh MK
I adore you.
This is my favorite
"I guess, I always thought, this day may come. And, I am not realyl surprised. Not that I ever realyl thought he was, but the admission, is just not a shock to me. And, I love him still, and support him. To me.. the confession, really doesn't fit. Despite all the rumors, and the accusation, and such.. I just never saw it in him, and with the confession, I still don't. But.. I accept Clay for whoever he is. Cause, I think he is an amazing man, and really his sexuality, still is none of my business. This doens't change his voice, or the humanitarian he is. That's who I fell in love with,. and that's who I still love.
I wish Clay all the prayers and love I can send.
And, that cover. He looks gorgeous. And, Parker is such a cute baby. "
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She didn't see it???
BITCH GET GLASSES!
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
So does this mean Clay is gay?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
"I do not have any problem with anyone being Gay. I have in my library CDs of Elton John,"
My head is about to explode over posts like this....
Like sir Elthon gives a flying fuck... LOL
Do they put the name 'Clay' in front of everything?
"I'm going to Clay-mart because Bobby needs Clayola Clayons. I hope theres a Clay-light special!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 8:30am.
I have always wondered how a woman could marry a gay man and not know it.
I'm beginning to understand.
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Mrs. K, I know! I grew up with a guy who's father was gay. My entire family knew for YEARS...let me just say, it was VERY obvious. Even as a little girl, before I knew what gay was, I knew he was gay! But his wife and kids were in denial, and I didn't dare speak of it to my friend. In our early 20's, his dad passed away from AIDS, given to him by his gay lover he had on the side. They were all in complete shock and to deal with acknowledging their father was gay, with him cheating on their mom for years, and with him dying of AIDS. It was sad, but I felt like saying, "You're shocked your dad was gay? REALLY? The constant singing of showtunes in a high falsetto and the murse/mandels combo didn't give it away? Or the fact that whenever I called your house and he answered the phone, I thought it was your mom?"
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
:vomit rises in mouth as I read the claymate forum:
missy, maybe if he had his nose in the corner instead of his back, he would have come out long ago. ;)
Kidding aside, that's a scary mentality, isn't it?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
uhh
too long to read
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
lets play with this some more, shall we?
"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with."
Im getting this mental image of what AlabamaClayFanSupreme here must be seeing:
little innocent Clay, surrounded by all these fashionable well dressed men with little horns sticking out of their heads, taunting Clay and warping his poor little mind into thinking he's gay. And because he couldn't find a good Chrischun girl to be with in H-wood, he fell for their ruse!! Oh those evil gays taking our Clay away!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this.
TRANSLATION: One really sad thing for me is how I had to run to the radio to cut off the announcement that he is gay so my kids wouldn't know I'm a giant douche for not knowing his ass was gay in the first place. To me this is the sadder thing and the reason I am such a douche. It's all up in my face now that he's not hetero and I don't want exposing my kids to the fact that I am a giant clueless, fat-assed douche.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
LMAO @ that shirt!
Well, at least they still have Richard Simmons.
Mrs Kravitz : Very true, but at least our gaydar is functioning!
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Hahah yes indeed. It's like, how much more proof or signs did the claymates need? he could've been taking it in the duke from some other dude and they'd still be like "our clay is straight! he may have acted in several broadway musicals, hired a surrogate mother to birth his child and have gay-chat-room romps, but he is straight!!"
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 12:50pm.
mopa
this:
i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with.
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Yes, because certainly there are no GIRLS in Hollywood. It's really just gay men and trannies...hey wait a second!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 9:50am.
mopa
this:
i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with.
is mind blowing!!!!!!
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That person is either eleven years old, stupid as shit or has no fuckin' clue about human sexuality,
or all three.
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Coming to dlisted does not equate celebrity obsession, though both could be a sign of mental illness.
mopa
this:
i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with.
is mind blowing!!!!!!
so thats another thing we can blame on the gays: MAKING MORE GAYS!
this crap is unREAL!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by JaneDoe on September 24, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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xoxo but before you profess your love for me, I think you should know... Yes, I'm taken. I know you're disappointed, trust, I disappoint thousands. Okay, not really, just that one guy that works at the gas station that smells like cabbage.
*takes curlers out of hair*
OK, now I am lauging so hard at work I had to close my office door!!!
I once developed a large crush on 2 guys once, and it turned out they were both gay....of course I was 18 at the time and just got out of my little hick town.
I LOVE gay guys!! They are the best friends a girl can want. I proudly wear the Fag-Hag label!!
And yes, these people are probably voters...now we know who voted for BUSH, because it sure as hell wasn't me!!!
Submitted by cornpone on September 24, 2008 - 9:42am.
Mrs. Kravitz, look at the time we devote to dlisted.com. I have an addiction, and I have no shame to admit it.
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Very true, but at least our gaydar is functioning!
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Submitted by TexnDoc on September 24, 2008 - 12:05pm
Ha! Again, no one here's a frumoy hausfrau, I'm at my job with tons of free time on my hand, and don't you have to go troll some online gay escort services or something? LoLo, you may have to give him a little reminder of that...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Mrs. Kravitz, look at the time we devote to dlisted.com. I have an addiction, and I have no shame to admit it.
Submitted by cornpone on September 24, 2008 - 9:36am.
gay or straight, why would anybody be so obsessed of fucking clay aiken?! these women need to get a life and read a book or something! or leave the house for once
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why would anyone be obsessesd with ANY CELEBRITY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on September 24, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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well I'm fukked. I have no life, I think I'm too cool AND I'm wearing curlers. :(
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LOL I love you speakit! that was hilarious
walmart stock probably went down a little after the disappointed claymates tried to return their clay aiken cds...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I'm actually not that surprised at the shock and horror expressed by the "claymates" (even their name sounds like a brand of condom preferred by gay man). So many gay actors/singers/whatevers pretend to be straight even when they're gayer than Daddy's sauce (UK reference, you probably won't get it) that people just accept it even when the obvious is screaming in their face. Conversely, all the deception makes people suspicious of people who seem to be gay but actually aren't. A prime example: Simon Cowell. I've been convinced he was gay for years and was only persuaded otherwise after meeting a woman who used to work with him before he was famous at a wedding on the week-end. Apparently he just hung out a lot with gay men in the record industry and has acquired their manner. I would have bet my house on him being a closet case!
This ones a masterpiece, so I had to post a link to it. Differing fonts, underlines, italics, colors, etc.....
http://theclayboard.yuku.com/sreply/1390387/t/Upcoming-People-Magazine-C...
gay or straight, why would anybody be so obsessed of fucking clay aiken?! these women need to get a life and read a book or something! or leave the house for once
Submitted by Pers on September 24, 2008 - 9:22am.
I did more research, and straight from wikipedia, more stuff gays are responsible for:
- pyramid scams: gays
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
This line deserves another look...
"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with. "
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
What pisses me off the most about these people is they think it's ok to worship the television and everything/everyone/garbage on it, but it's NOT ok to be homosexual or "ethnic" or even slightly different.
It's like "Children, gays are teh devil ok.... here, let's watch some more wholesome reality TV and sitcoms while we eat Little Debbie cakes all day."
Scum o the earth, I say...
I think this is my favorite one so far....
"are you KIDDING ME! how do you not feel lied to and deceived for years and years. i am VERY disappointed in clay for not only lying since hes known but for bringing an innocent baby into this world with a very dis functional family...
i have stood up for clay being hetero since he won idol and am taking the beating from everyone i know... saying i was naive by trusting a man who i thought wouldn't lie to his fans.
i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with.
so so so disappointed... i want to hide for the next two months until it blows over and never think about him again. "
I have always wondered how a woman could marry a gay man and not know it.
I'm beginning to understand.
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Maybe the female Claymates should ponder if they're lesbians. Clay never seemed straight to me. I do realize that there are some men who fit some of his characteristics but everything on Clay pointed to him being gay. On top of just the way he carried himself he seemed to try to look more like a woman with every makeover he had. He was starting to look like the child of K.D. Lang and Ellen Degeneres.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee