The Claymates Speak!
First of all, thanks to those of you who directed me to this Claymates forum where there's hundreds of messages regarding their idol's big coming out party on the cover of People Magazine. It's nice to see that 98% of them are not bothered at all and will continue to worship at his big gay feet. The other 2% are shocked, confused and hurt, because they felt they were lied to. A couple of them are still waiting for "confirmation," because People Magazine could be telling lies. Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
Here's just a few quotes from Claymates who aren't waving rainbow flags this morning:
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."
You know, if I walked by a newsstand one day and saw Rojo Caliente on the cover of a magazine with the words "Yes, I'm straight" written on it, I would probably collapse to the ground. I would be devastated. I would feel bamboozled and confused. So I can completely relate to the Claymates whose world has just crumbled into a million gay pieces.
"God said, I've made the perfect child. But I can't let him be perfect. There is only one perfect man, Jesus. I'll give him perfect hair and make it red. It will be beautiful except I'll give him some cowlicks. I'll give him perfect skin except I'll make it very light and sensitive to the sun. And I'll add lots of freckles. That will make his future Claymates happy".
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HOWDY DOODY!!!!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by joe shmoe on September 25, 2008 - 5:26am.
I really would not like anyone shaking my ovaries thank you very much. What a vile thought.
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ha ha ha
I lol-ed
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
This is an exerpt from the Clay Georgia site-
"God said, I've made the perfect child. But I can't let him be perfect. There is only one perfect man, Jesus. I'll give him perfect hair and make it red. It will be beautiful except I'll give him some cowlicks. I'll give him perfect skin except I'll make it very light and sensitive to the sun. And I'll add lots of freckles. That will make his future Claymates happy".
I have no comment. I cant compete with that.
I really would not like anyone shaking my ovaries thank you very much. What a vile thought.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
What the hell does this have to do with the election?
Haha, the went to bed Claymates and woke up Gaymates--the HORROR!! Seriously, these grown women need a reality check...exactly HOW does this news AFFECT their lives, WHY do they feel "betrayed"???
OMG, this moron is so going to vote for Palin, isn't she? First, being gay is *so evil* that she has to shield her little children from the horrible truth, and she's "wasted five years" on a man she thought was straight - and how exactly does him being gay or straight affect her sad little life?! I know - she was going to marry him and now she can't! Jesus H. Christ, these people don't have the sense God gave a lemon. He's a SINGER - he can still SING and perform the way he always has! Anyone with two eyes in her head could see the guy was gay, and SO FUCKING WHAT? America is truly a fucked-up country - it's this sort of stupid, narrow-minded, bigoted thinking which is going to screw us all in November. God help us.
Check this one out -
I think what I am bothered with the most is that there has been such a special bond between the fans and Clay that I wished he would have given us one of those special blogs about him "Coming Out". I just feel that the fans needed that special time with Clay to let every thing sink in so we could face this all together. I was really hoping to have a picture of Parker sent to us through the OFC, again our special time with him. Instead we have the news and a picture of Parker hitting us from an outsider and displayed for the public to see at the sametime as the fans.
I know that once he would have blogged about it, it would have exploded onto the "Outside World" but. I just think as a family, we needed that one moment with him.
I only found out "The News" by a friend sending me an Email of the People Cover. Seeing that picture of Clay and Parker with the headlines was a total shock. I had the worst night of sleep because that is the only thing I would see throughout the night "I am Gay" with a picture of Clay and Parker. That is just not the way I wanted to see Parker.
I would just have wanted that picture of the two of them sent to the OFC. That is how I wanted to see Parker for the first time.
Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Not much worse...just trimmed it a little.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 24, 2008 - 10:33pm
Wow, that's the EDITED version? How bad is the original?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
pwned!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Because I had to...Margaret Cho posted this recently. I wanted to tweak it a bit and post it on the Claynation site but it IS pretty aggressive. But funny. (Edited a bit)
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I’m a Christian, you Fuckers...First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity...I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.
God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome...
If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!
If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.
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Okay, now it should work
"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with. "
Just testing my signature
Gee another Peter Puffer comes out of the closet, what you all didnt see this one coming?? HAHAHA!
Hey Debfrmhell!
Yeah, they're probably still crying in their Hamburger Helper right now. I kinda feel sorry for them. I mean, they pour all this devotion into a celebrity. Most claim to be or act like supposed Christians. Seems as though they're seeking something they've yet to find.
Bye Mrs. K ♥ Don't work too hard!
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Where were you earlier? :P
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Working
*going back to work*
see ya, doll!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Good Evening Kids!
Are the Claymates in a total State of Denial? Like missing a train coming at you....and someone superglued you ass to the rails!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 7:26pm.
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It must have been extra tough for you, getting the foot O-V-E-R your head, what with the head full of curlers and everything.
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And now I just learned I shouldn't have tried that until I took the curlers out. Where were you earlier? :P
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:22pm.
And today, I learned that I cannot put my foot behind my head without feeling like I've dislocated a hip.
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It must have been extra tough for you, getting the foot O-V-E-R your head, what with the head full of curlers and everything.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Then there would be nothing left to learn.
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Zactly.
Why just today I learned that there is a place in Spain called Benidorm and it is a very popular vacation spot for working class Brits.
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And today, I learned that I cannot put my foot behind my head without feeling like I've dislocated a hip.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Then there would be nothing left to learn.
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Zactly.
Why just today I learned that there is a place in Spain called Benidorm and it is a very popular vacation spot for working class Brits.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Clio on September 24, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Clay Aiken's like Michael Jackson? For God's sake, he's gay, not a pedo! I pity these people and their fantasy world.
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Yes, that's typical "logic" for them. I remember right wing Catholic advocates trying to pin the child molestation priest scandal on gay men, when study after study proves the majority of child molesters are straight and that rape is an act of violence and humiliation/of power over someone powerless. I can only shake my head and pray people like this don't spread their poison and the world will eventually progress beyond their anger and militant ignorance.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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LOL! Mrs. K, you are too kind. I can assure you I am not always right nor do I want to be. Then there would be nothing left to learn.
and LOL! These women find it "creepy" to be "fangirly" about a man who's gay, because they are just that retro-homophobic! I find no trouble finding Anderson Cooper very, very hot and what a man is in his real, private life doesn't get in the way of his hotness in the least. But I guess that's a function of just how free your mind is from disgusting "morals".
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 3:51pm.
That's from the same post where she said she put Clay before God, her husband, family and friends.
So, we're not exactly talking about a rational person. knowhutimsayin?
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Yes, buttercup. As always you are right.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
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OMG! They're still crying over this!?!?!?
Clay Aiken's like Michael Jackson? For God's sake, he's gay, not a pedo! I pity these people and their fantasy world.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 6:46pm
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That's from the same post where she said she put Clay before God, her husband, family and friends.
So, we're not exactly talking about a rational person. knowhutimsayin?
hahaaa!! Best story today! Karma's a bitch to gay-hating frustrated red state Stepford wives. They've been supporting a gay man's career while making public fools of themselves. Poetic justice :)
From the Claymate Forum:
"I do not agree with his belief about homosexuality or by what I believe to be his choice."
I am not an Aiken fan by any stretch of the imagination, however...She doesn't agree with his belief that he wants to live his life honestly?
Fuck her.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
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All I can say is HA HA HA HA, bunch of delusional idiots, you crack me up. I can't believe they're even shocked. I mean, it was just so obvious, they must have been living under a rock all those years if they didn't even hear all the rumors and stories. But you have to feel bad for them though. In a way, they were kind of lied to, Gayken denied being gay many times. And I think it's just funny that some of them are so upset they don't even want to be fans anymore. Wow. I mean, how can you be so stupid? Well, you have to be Claymate, apparently.
Submitted by d-nice on September 24, 2008 - 2:22pm.
go to the California Prop 8 supporters site and you will see a ton of different churches banding together to "protect marriage".
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Yeah, cuz the straights have SUCH a good job of preserving the sanctity of marrige.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
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I suppose the fact that they were his fans to start with should have told us something.
Really now? What is wrong with his fans, A) they thought he was straight? B) Now they don't like him any more?
Are homophobes just that fickle, that if you don't follow their ideology they write you off.
America this is still a free country you should be able to love or marry whoever you want, and please keep "God" out of legislative decisions. I am so sick of the right-wing idealist, go to the California Prop 8 supporters site and you will see a ton of different churches banding together to "protect marriage". The voters have already decided and still they are trying to reverse the decision using their power, influence, and $ to bully their ideals into public policy.
We need to band together with the same seal as these religious freaks or else more of our freedoms will go by the wayside!
All these homophobes are so archaic. I feel like I'm looking back in time to a Currier and Ives Darktown series. I can't believe people still think like this and it's nearly 2009.
To Jan in the Pan: HEY! I liked Hugh Laurie FIRST!
To Caroline: Thank you, love. They wouldn't... I mean, I KNOW the Claymates wouldn't understand me. Thank God. But, you do, non? :)
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Heteroflexible
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OMG.. did you make that up? That rocks. *calling webster*
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Too be true - I'm not sure. It's even possible! But it's one of those things that came up in a drunken outpouring so....I just couldn't tell you...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I cant stop reading them!!! heres a good one.. this is this chick's "goodbye" statement to being a claymate *snicker snicker*
I isolated the good parts
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"I have been a CLay fan from the start and a member of this board since 2004."
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Sorry, Sluts. Missed part of the conversation. This Claymate wrote the Guttenburg Bible of farewell messages to Gaykin.
Like Clay may actually READ it. And cry. She's not going to go see his shows or whatever because he's GAY? Too late, bitch! You already contributed to his retirement fund.
cmon Anderson Cooper...if this little shit can do it so can you...i'll be your mouth milker morning noon and night, call yah the silver fox while you push it good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, by the way, I don't want to seem too unsympathetic or as if I can't understand the pain of the Claymates at all. I mean, I *am* going to marry Hugh Laurie (and none of you will stop me)... This will undoubetdly come as a surprise to him, will very likely upset his wife and I rather suspect my husband won't be too pleased about it but life is messy sometimes. Sorry 'bout that, honey.
If Hugh comes out of the closet, of course, I will kill myself and take you all with me.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on September 24, 2008 - 3:55pm.
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OMG that is sooooo ridiculous. Everyone knows it's short women who are lezzie.. they're at pussy eye level.. oh wait, they're at dick eye level too. nevermind
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on September 24, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Okay, I can understand realllllly young fans being upset or confused if they had a huge crush on him. I remember loving Freddie Mercury when I was about twelve and not having a CLUE that he was gay (okay, I was a naive twelve-year-old and it was a long time ago)...but I was never angry when I found out he was gay. You get a schoolgirl crush on someone who is, obviously, not sexually threatening at all (although you don't know why) and then you outgrow it. That grown women are acting like they've lost the fantasy love of their lives is pathetic. Oh, I know...they were going to go to see him in concert and he would see them in the audience and there would be this electricity between them and then he'd marry them and live happily ever after. Mmhm. Definitely!
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Can you imagine the women that wanted to hang themselves after hearing Rock Hudson was gay!? Talk about pulling the wool over the eyes. geez.
Submitted by Bone_Daddy on September 24, 2008 - 11:12am.
you're insane
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Meanwhile - this delusional twat who doesn't want her kids to hear this - one or both of her kids will grow up to be gay.
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BINGO! You're absolutely correct. I've seen that happen to a few judgemental homophobes who like to point the finger and preach........ their kids always seem to be the ones that are a little light in the loafers! and the parent is usually in DENIAL!
"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with. "
Oh...my...god.
This reminds me of a woman I used to work with. She was the education editor at a newspaper where I worked. She had a theory on why women became lesbians. She'd noticed that a lot of lesbians were obese. Her theory was that, being so fat, they had no success with men and so they turned to other women.
Brilliant.
I was (and am) fat. But this made me nervous. At what point would I go from straight-fat to gay-fat? Was there a specific number? Was it a BMI thing? Could I conceivably have a big Thanksgiving dinner and wake up the next morning with a hankering for pussy? If I lost the weight, would I once again crave the cock?!?!
Submitted by Estrus on September 24, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Does this make them Gaymates?
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It rings well.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Does this make them Gaymates?
speak-it
ahaha
It's ok. It's the only claymusement I've had all day.
You know, I am really worried about this woman and her shaken ovaries, y'all. That can't be good.
Although maybe it means she can't spawn, which is a total blessing.
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 12:32pm.
This line deserves another look...
"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with. "
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
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Once you go Hollywood Gay there's no going back.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Okay, I can understand realllllly young fans being upset or confused if they had a huge crush on him. I remember loving Freddie Mercury when I was about twelve and not having a CLUE that he was gay (okay, I was a naive twelve-year-old and it was a long time ago)...but I was never angry when I found out he was gay. You get a schoolgirl crush on someone who is, obviously, not sexually threatening at all (although you don't know why) and then you outgrow it. That grown women are acting like they've lost the fantasy love of their lives is pathetic. Oh, I know...they were going to go to see him in concert and he would see them in the audience and there would be this electricity between them and then he'd marry them and live happily ever after. Mmhm. Definitely!
Look...I think Tom Selleck is a tasty bit o' manliness...but I didn't have a nervous breakdown when he got married.
If you're over the age of fifteen and can't keep fantasy separate from reality, ya might wanna check into a nice spa for some rest, relaxation and medication. Damn, Claypsychos.