Nick Hogan Is Getting Out Of Jail Early
Nick Hogan, the dough boy with roid brains, will be released back into the wild on October 21st, three months earlier than expected. Nick was sentenced to eight-months in jail for the car accident that put his friend John Graziano in a vegetative state.
A jail official told People that Nick's early release follows standard procedures. The jail official said: "They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don't do anything bad while they're here, they get to use the credits."
Nick's brother Brooke said she's looking forward to her brother getting out of the clink. "I'm not sure where he'll live. I think he's going to do his own thing." Yeah, she really sounds like her balls are dripping with happiness.
It's no surprise that Nick's getting out early. I'm already rolling my eyes and dry heaving at all the TV interviews, phony PSAs, magazine shoots, reality shows and straight-up fuckery that will follow after his release.
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snowpiece,
Yup.
"He was sentenced to 40 months in jail on October 31, 2007, but was given credit for 91 days already served. He was placed into a different section when fellow prisoners had it in for him. With California's good behavior policy he can be released around February 2009."
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by Hysteria on September 24, 2008 - 11:32pm.
What will they do with all those Zubas, bandanas, and tanning oil?
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That's *Hedley*!
Barf me a river! Ugh... this kid is going to make some money off this shit before he kills another dude (which is essentially what he did)?!?! Unfucking douchebadedly unbelievable.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by LoLo on September 24, 2008 - 11:30pm.
You should write for Weird Al. Total genius!
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That's *Hedley*!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 24, 2008 - 10:29am.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get hit by a bus full of disabled people as he's crossing the street.
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As long as it's not a bus full of the functionally retarded, because then they'll be sad they hit one of their own. :(
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I hope the family is suing the Hogans for every cheap tank top and last dime they have
Submitted by putsomestankonit on September 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
I thought Florida had one of the toughest prison systems in the country? So why are letting this whiny little "why am I being punished?" asshole out early?
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Florida does have a tough prison system. But he wasn't in prison, just the county jail. I was in the same jail for 1 1/2 days several years ago and it's pretty lenient and laid back.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 24, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Hopefully the Graziano family will do what Nicole Brown Simpson's family did when OJ tried to release his "book."
When I realized he wasn't going to see a penny, I went to the local bookstore and bought a copy.
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That's *Hedley*!
is Lane Garrison still locked up does anyone know?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Since that family lives to do the most inappropriate thing they can think of I'm sure they'll throw a huge "Welcome Home" party and invite some tabloid show to document the tears and hugs. When does Nick's future reality show start casting for a new sidekick for him to pal around with?
No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind Dick Face
No one knows what its like
To be hated
To be fated
I tell only lies (through my Dick Face, of course)
But my dreams
They are as empty
As my head seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My butt sees vengeance
It should never be free
I LOVE THE WHO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
he'll "write" a book about this next.....and make a ton of money.....such bullshit.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
As further punishment, they should make him drive a 20 year old Volkswagen station wagon that doesn't go over 50. I had a friend with one of those.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get hit by a bus full of disabled people as he's crossing the street.
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That's *Hedley*!
He could have a reality show like Paris to find a new BFF.
I mean, he fucked the first one and his mom is fucking the other one.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
I wonder if he's taken the chance to work on some Prison Cell Pushups. Lord knows his body looks a little weird and could use some pushups.
yes, Lo, he has toal peen face but I am realizing now so does one of my good friends! yikes, ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Douchébag!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I love you bitches for seeing the peen behind the eyes!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Not only did this little fucker ruin a man's life, he didn't learn shit and will be PROFITING off of this!!!
I'm moving to Canada.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
hhahaha green is good :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Millie, NO need to apologize! You are correct!
It is infuriating!
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
I'm not emotionally prepared to have this family back in the spotlight.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Stupid bill hat. Stupid.. dumb.. I spit on thee!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by MargeAggedon on September 24, 2008 - 9:14am.
I'm sorry to hear he didn't have his asshole forcibly widened while in prison. I assume they're letting him out because their quota for 'douche bag' is full.
Dagnabbit! That was the only bright side I could see to this news. Normally, I don't joke about rape, but for some reason it seems justified in this situation.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Prisoners today have gotten so lazy. In the old days Nick would either been somebody's bitch, OR been shanked with a butter knife.
Where is their work-ethic, I ask you?
hahaha lolo - his face does look all turtle-head-y
haha, eww!
I agree with MK.. Im dreading all the bullshit press covereage this is gonna generate UGH!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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OMG, Flat nose much?? And Brooke is like "that penis head (per lolo) ain't cock blocking my apartment!"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
"doing his own thaang" means he's gonna FU again.
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
October 4~~~
well... at least he's not gay. WHY CLAY? WHYYYYY?
*tears a page from 'Creationism for Dummies' and blows nose*
Sad thing is that you know this douche didn't learn a damn thing from being behind bars.
I am disgusted for him getting to get out early.
To think of how he is going to milk this for every penny sickens me.
And to think, there will be people who will watch his mess of a reality show when it comes out, the same way people watch Brooke's. I don't understand what they have accomplished in their lives to have a reality show, why are their lives interesting to anyone? Why do they get to make money for doing nothing. They are making money off of average people watching them do NOTHING on a reality tv show. I don't get it, I will never get it. There are some people that are actually interesting to watch on reality shows, I am not against them, I am against people who do NOTHING, have done NOTHING and will do NOTHING in their lives being paid a lot of money to be on a show and do NOTHING.
ugh, it annoys me when this world is in a financial crisis, and they are trying to give us more muck to occupy our minds with and distract us from what is really happening. They are getting money for this while people cannot even make their mortgage.
Sorry guys, but this sickens me.
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
great, he'll drag race again, and kill someone this time.
LOSER white trash family.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
This kid has the face of a penis.
Look at it. Its all penis-ey looking.
Like a turtle penis.
I want to circumcise his face.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I thought Florida had one of the toughest prison systems in the country? So why are letting this whiny little "why am I being punished?" asshole out early?
Oh mighty Warden of said prison please let the prison guards turn a blind eye whilst some psychotic inmate shanks young Nick in the juglar vein and please let said prison guards be struck deaf as he screams for help until he finally he gasps his last breath. Go Gators!
jesus, is the poor kid in a coma going to be all better? no?
then keep him in jail, fucktards.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I really won the genetic lottery by NOT being born into that family.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
"Nick's brother Brooke said she's looking forward to her brother getting out of the clink."
LMAO love you MK
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Some person is going fishin with some foul bait.
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You suppose the miserable cum stain will have the nerve to repeat that disgusting crap he and his idiot father were spewing about the victim of this crime while he's shedding those crocodile tears on camera?
"I'm so sorry for what happened but obviously jebus did this because the guy had bad karma. I'm just another victim. Poor me."
I'm sorry to hear he didn't have his asshole forcibly widened while in prison. I assume they're letting him out because their quota for 'douche bag' is full.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
The only way this would be acceptable is if John Graziano wakes up from his coma early.
Find this piece of shit and put a bullet between his eyes. Shank you very much.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Remember he and the Hulk were planning his reality show from the prison tapes we heard. That is what is next for him... just think 1 full hour of the Hogan kids.... can't... wait....
They can be expected to shed a tear or two on Larry King. They won't get much sympathy from me however.
hemroid
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well, there's still time for him to get fatally shiv-ed.