Gayken Comes Out: The Morning After
I know you're still reeling from the fact that Clay Gayken officially loves the peen. I'm sure Kathy Griffin is sobbing in her closet, considering early retirement. Don't do that, Kathy. Remember. You'll always have Ryan Gaycrest.
Oh and in related news, I'm gay too. I know. Too many gay shockers for a 24-period.
This morning, People released a few experts from Clay's totally gay interview and the born-again Christian talks about why he decided to shock the world by unveiling the best kept secret in Hollywood.
On why he decided to come clean:
"It was the first decision I made as a father. I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."On how he thinks his mom-jeans-wearing fans are going to handle the news:
"Whether it be having a child out of wedlock, or whether it be simply being a homosexual, it's going to be a lot. I've never intended to lie to anybody at all. ... But if they leave, I don't want them to leave hating me."On telling his mommy four years ago:
"It was dark. I was sitting there, thinking to myself. I don't know why I started thinking about it ... I just started bawling. She made me pull over the car and it just came out. She started crying. She was obviously somewhat stunned. But she was very supportive and very comforting. She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she's come a long way."On raising his son Parker Foster Aiken:
"I have no idea if he'll be gay or straight. It's not something I'll have anything to do with, or that he'll have anything to do with. It's already probably up inside the code there ... No matter what the situation you're in, if you're raised in a loving environment, that's the most important thing."
Did he just call himself a "homosexual"? I thought my frigid aunt was the only one who called the gays that. She also refers to any of my boyfriends as my "special friend." And is Gayken's mommy living in the basement with Solange? She was stunned to find out he's a sausage worshiper? I mean. If your name is Clay Aiken, you might be gay.
Also, I've been wondering what the die-hard Claymates think of all of this. I haven't found shit! This site, which is homebase for Claymates in Georgia, has yet to comment on it. I keep refreshing like crazy. Thankfully they have amazingly hot pictures of their idol to entertain me with. Seriously. Look at these pictures. High-art! That Clay Gayken doll is going to haunt my gay dreams.
I usually don't rag on kids, but, that baby is oogly!
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
Flat Clay?? It's too much...I think I have to lay down.
Born Again Christian??????
sick degenerate bastard.
that shxt atin't natural.
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 1:49pm.
OMG! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better....
"I think many will realize tomorrow that he is saying he is Happy = Gay. Happy about his new son, Parker. Not that he likes men."
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O. MY. GAWD!
In denial much?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Clay is going to get a sex change. Mark my words. He looks like a cute girl on this People cover. Dude looks like a lady.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Rock on with your feminine self.
Submitted by joe shmoe on September 24, 2008 - 11:38am.
I couldn't get past the line that his Mom was "obviously stunned"...
...I think his mom was shocked that he was the last to know! she was probably like, duh, son we told you that back when you were 6.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
....okay..no... wait..oops..sorry..
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You just know that lady's grandson in the red shirt with the freeky Clay Aiken doll is a homersexuall in training :D
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I took at look at the pics on that fan site...how could these Claymates NOT know he was gay???
I am concerned for these women, however. GET A FREAKIN' LIFE ALREADY!
We'll still never know if K.D. Lang is the father.
That baby goes to show, thousands of dollars in painful plastic surgeries doesn't fix your genes.
It's against my religion to make fun of babies, but man that little baby has an eggplant shaped head. Poor thing.
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OMG! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better....
"I think many will realize tomorrow that he is saying he is Happy = Gay. Happy about his new son, Parker. Not that he likes men."
Okay, that's enough. I need to leave on that high note.
I might read more later.
:step way from the claymates:
why is this chick famous??? I have more talent in my ass than this mo. So she's "out" and had a baby via rent-a-womb...Big Fucking Deal.
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What I realllly wanna know is.. has Lisa Marie had that kid yet??? shes been preg for like a year now.
Sarah Palin is on a plane right now, setting up a conversion prayer session...
you can suck ur own dick!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
couldn't clay have waited until his baby dried off a bit before posing with him on people magazine...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I couldn't get past the line that his Mom was "obviously stunned"...Had she not once, in her whole life considered that he's as gay as an Easter bonnet?
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Is he k.d.lang's twin?
Submitted by LoLo on September 24, 2008 - 11:10am.
"So what other types of music do you like?"
Believe it or not, my favorite "band" is Nine Inch Nails. I've Loved Trent and his music for 18 years.
My musical taste is extremely eclectic - NIN, Damien Rice, Green Day, Clay, Enya, Better than Ezra, Mark Wills, 3 Doors Down, The Swell Season, Old-School Metallica, Snow Patrol, Tori Amos, etc...
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
My favorite quote from the Claymate site:
If you have problems with his lifestyle I understand that although don't share them - If you have problems with how he chose to deal with coming out I understand that, although he had to do it his way when he was strong enough to deal with the consequences, but it you fell in love with him for real and thought he was someday going to be yours, that's lying to yourself and the disappointment shouldn't be placed at his doorstep.
Smart guy or gal....
And MOPA thanks for the info : )
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
How in the hell could Clay's mama be stunned with the news that he's gay!?! Shit, even my dog knew he was gay!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 24, 2008 - 11:38am.
Thanks for clearing that up. Little do these ladies know that there are many people out there who will get behind (pun intended) Clay because he is finally being open and may contribute to his charity. That is, if anyone else knows about it except the really crazy fans.
@LunaChick
I think everyone is picking on the Claymates. I'm sure he has plenty of normal fans. That's good, he'll need them after the Claymates drive off a cliff.
LMAO - Those bitches have ass pictures on their web site under "is it hot in here?"
Submitted by LunaChick on September 24, 2008 - 11:38am.
BUT!!!! Ummmmmm........
Uhhh...
So what other types of music do you like?
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Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 8:59am.
Okay, I am both utterly entertained and frightened at the same time by the Clayboards postings. I know these people are batshit crazy, but this posting really has be stumped. I do understand that this is practically the end of the world for many of these freaks, but WTF does it have to do with fundraising?
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Aiken has an autism charity/foundation of some sort. She might mean that.
I hate when all of Clay's fans are automatically lumped into the Claymate category.
I openly admit that I like the guy - I've been a fan since AI. I've never been in denial about his sexuality. The fact that he's gay may have been one reason I liked him (yes, I'm a fag-hag) I could never understand people who insisted that he was straight.
I just don't want to be lumped in with the overly crazy fans. They make it hard to admit I'm a Clay fan, because people assume I'm a Claymate (God, I hate that term)
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by miso-horny on September 24, 2008 - 11:29am.
Nathan Lane came out a few years ago.
Okay, I am both utterly entertained and frightened at the same time by the Clayboards postings. I know these people are batshit crazy, but this posting really has be stumped. I do understand that this is practically the end of the world for many of these freaks, but WTF does it have to do with fundraising?
"I came home from happily shopping tonight to this hear the news of him being gay. I am so shocked I can't tell you how shocked I am even though he was accused for years, I stood up for him every time cause of the way he represented himself and talked about himself for years. He mislead. I am sad and shocked beyond belief.
This will be a fundraising nightmare. The "kids and gays" idea doesn't mix well with society,, no matter what stance you take on the gay issue.
Wow, now how long will it take for all my friends to say "I told you so," after I defended him for years."
Come on Tommy, Travolta, Nathan Lane, Kevin Spacey, come out of that closet....
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 10:46am.
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OMG.. you just made me think.. it's not too late. Scientology could heal him of the gay!!
I'LL SAVE YOU CLAY!!
"This is hurting terribly right now."
Said Clay after his first experience with butt secks.
I cannot get on that Claymate site. The power of the ghey has frozen it. Or you Dlisted hoarz are stalking the boards of these poor deluded mom-jeans-wearing women to post their lamentations about Gayken here.
missy on September 24, 2008 - 10:42am.
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore. I just am sad, disappointed, and because he is not what I thought he was in terms of his sexuality and how he portrayed himself. He still is a great singer and humanitarian but my "crush" on him is over and that hurts."
-proudtobeaclaymate
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holy shit
bitch be' crazzzyyyyyy
PS: how old is she?
(thanks for posting that missy)
SNow dont you make that woman mad she may come and try to save you or something!
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I think that baby looks like a shaved monkey. But that's just me.
HAHAHA SNOWYY!!! girl youre hilarious. let us know if she writes back!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PUt a hat on your baby till the suction lump goes down Big Daddy!
HA HA HA! I wonder who has called Clay BIG DADDY?
i is giggle time slike a school child at that thought!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youre my new hero
Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 10:42am.
LOL I emailed one of the board members asking how she was holding up and let me know if there is anything I can do to help at this difficult time....
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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 9:37am.
WHAT WILL I DOOOOO? *sniffle*
Buck the fuck up girlfriend! you can still worship tommy and revolta you know.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
OMG gay sex dpesnt hurt any body?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Those freaks on the "Clayboard" are hilarious. I'd never even heard of this loser until today, he's given me so much entertainment!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 9:42am.
LOL I emailed one of the board members asking how she was holding up and let me know if there is anything I can do to help at this difficult time....
NO YOU DIDNN'T
omg, if you hear back you are legally obligated to share with us, bitch!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
These women! I wonder how old they are?? I hope when I reach that age I have more dignity than them. Following some singer around with a cardboard cut out.
He loves him some peen! His baby's eyes are freakin' me out!
LOL I emailed one of the board members asking how she was holding up and let me know if there is anything I can do to help at this difficult time....
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Jebus had no comment on butt sex, he just said, like dude, love one another.
jebus is my homeboy.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore. I just am sad, disappointed, and because he is not what I thought he was in terms of his sexuality and how he portrayed himself. He still is a great singer and humanitarian but my "crush" on him is over and that hurts."
-proudtobeaclaymate
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clay portrayed himslef sexually?? this is like my candy man.. im eating it UP even though its all crap ahaha
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Gayken and gay sex is hurting this lady terribly right now!
"I love Clay with all my heart and then some. Maybe its because I care about him so much that this news has hit me so hard. For those who don't understand why I, and maybe other fans, am sad about this, please keep in mind that some people have strong moral convictions about gay sex. Disagree with me, that's fine. But please try to understand why its so hard, for me at least, and don't judge me for my beliefs any more than you want me to judge you. This is hurting terribly right now."
And there are a whole lot of other women there who refer to their 'heads spinning' and one lady even said her head was 'exploding'!
Who would have ever thought Gayken would cause a woman to explode?
These women are petrifying.
man after seeing a few of those photos, how can anyone really take these people seriously.
they need to get out more...