Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
VIA Huffington Post
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Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:35pm
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*warding off ice cream sundays, for LIFE*
MK, I think that little feast of yours requires a HAZMAT clean up. LOL. Should we top it off with some dried callous shavings instead of coconut?
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:37pm.
"Yes, I'm a Top" would've been more shocking actually.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
I know right. Clay's should have said "For the 2 fucking people who are too dumb to realize this shit, yes BITCH I'm Gay and this is my BABYYYYYY, now squeeze my tits"
FatMartha said smegma...I'm so easily amused.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Um...and can I just say...EW!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Why does it always say "Yes, I'm Gay" on the cover every time a celebrity comes out? No room for originality?
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Such as "I love getting double fisted in the ass"...because i am pretty sure Claymates would get slightly just slightly offended...but I sure would buy it! :)
Ok, whoever mentioned Gayken resembles KD Lang. I'm with ya.
Submitted by ESE on September 23, 2008 - 6:30pm.
all of you bitches are really putting me off my white russian!.. thanks, thanks a lot!
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Yeah! *stomping little sock monkey foot* And I like chocolate chip cookies with milk when I have to study. Fuck!
I'll raid the liquor cabinet for something that only mixes with orange juice instead. I wonder if dipping the cookie in the drink will make the cookie tastier? Hmmmmm...
ON T: Clay is gay.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 5:34pm.
OK, I'm warning you - my gag reflex is now armed!
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SMEGMA ICE CREAM WITH HAIRY SCAB SPRINKLES.
You're welcome. :B
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:33pm.
And for even more flavor you can add a little ass fudge jelly!
About time. As someone said on HuffPo, must have taken a feather to knock down that closet door.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:30pm.
And instead of strawberry preserves you can use chunky menstrual fluid
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Jesus Marie, MK, i am hungry and I can't stand by it with you making everything gross. Now i am off to eat a Gansito.. and I am pretty sure that the mexicans put chunky menstrual fluid because my tia always laughs when I eat it... but i don't care.
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I AM NOT! You fucking whores are talking garbage in the presence of a baby!
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That's not a baby, it's Gayken spawn.
I always wonder why we find it necessary for people to announce something as personal and intimate as their sexuality to the world.
It really is the business of no one, but yourself and whomever you're involved with.
Sometimes it makes me feel bad for the gays and gayelles.
And wth? Aiken coming out? Really though? The man came flaming out of the womb. Only people who probably couldn't tell were his dumbass bible belt middle-aged fans. How ironic is that?
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
@boomsy,
That is why MK is our Gawd of All Sluts, young and fresh or old and rusty. He is magic.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Michael K...
The question is would YOU hit it?
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Shh, MK, it's ok...the pain from telling a lie that big will go away shortly...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
hi, sweetie!... what, no more puddy tat avie? geez, i really need to stop in more often!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
OK, I'm warning you - my gag reflex is now armed!
"The Idol star opens up about his emotional decision to come out":
Well, everybody kept saying I was gay and I kept saying: NO! I'm not gay! What do you want me to do to prove it?! Have a baby?! And so I had this baby but even then - it wasn't like I was gonna have sex to get it! So they kept saying I was gay! And I kept saying NO! and then it just got tiring. And stupid. I mean, look at me! I'm a huge fag! It's so obvious!"
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why does it always say "Yes, I'm Gay" on the cover every time a celebrity comes out? No room for originality?
Oh fuck! MK, you win!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I AM NOT! You fucking whores are talking garbage in the presence of a baby!
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:30pm.
And instead of strawberry preserves you can use chunky menstrual fluid
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OMFG! You sick, SICK bastard! LMFAO!!!!
This is rather reminiscent of that gross-out contest of a few months ago... when Kizzy was still here... *wipes away a tear*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Ok, competition over: MK is officially the most disgusting person in here. (still luv ya)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I wonder, since Chyna's clit is a peen....does she have a female pee hole or does she piss out her man clit?
Wouldn't that make her a hermaphrodite?
Why do I care?
I hear sucking noises and I smell cheese.
ESE,
You slut! I have missed you!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:30pm.
And instead of strawberry preserves you can use chunky menstrual fluid
Wait, so he is gay? Wow, he had me fooled.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 5:30pm
I have no clue what you're talking about, but now I can't stop laughing...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Tranny milk shoots out of her man-clit and her pussy hole. Double the goodness.
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I just barfed in my mouth. Thanks.
I wonder with the fuckery of hormones going on in her body....can she make breastmilk ice cream too?
Time for my cornflakes, with beer. It's the only liquid left you horz haven't turned my stomach against.
Michael K
"Tranny milk shoots out of her man-clit and her pussy hole. Double the goodness."
I wonder if when she is bored, she gets those nerf darts, pops em up in there and tries to hit the trash can???
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
M.E.
ohhhh, you dirty!
I like that!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
And an ass that blows bubbles, sprays a fine mist to highlight rainbows.
I threw up in my mouth.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
all of you bitches are really putting me off my white russian!.. thanks, thanks a lot!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Well, I've seen some man milk that looks like cottage cheese. So you could put a little fruit cocktail on it and have a nutritious afternoon snack.
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Or you can put it with a side of strawberry preserves and sell it to unsuspecting consumers.. just like Breakstone Cottage Doubles...omg!
I'm officially not eating dinner now...ugh.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Hoff - a hot creamy man milk facial.
Without the cherry.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Tranny milk shoots out of her man-clit and her pussy hole. Double the goodness.
Way to steal Lance's thunder you bitch!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
M.E.
I'd specualte with you, but I'm busy barfing into my wastebasket.. lol. gross.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
M.E.
Is good for the hair too!
On topic: Did someone say that Clay Aiken was going to have a baby??? Right. Next think you try to sell me Jenna Jamison is preggie. Pfft.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Well, I've seen some man milk that looks like cottage cheese. So you could put a little fruit cocktail on it and have a nutritious afternoon snack.
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Ugggh. WHat in the hell sort of disease causes THAT kind of man-milk??
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Hoff - Chyna's clit peen: I'm curious, with that sized clit, is it easier for her to get off? Is she a pre-ejaculator? When she gets head does that make her partner gay for sucking the clit peen?
Fuck. I just grossed myself out.
MK, they are selling that at McDs for a snack down south now.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 6:23pm
Thanks, you've officially put me off porn forever!!!
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Man Milk?!!? OMFG!
I suddenly feel the need for a facial.
really What KIND of facial??? LOL!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"