Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
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Since we are talking about dogs asses and all that jazz. I had a friend who made a myspace for his dogs balls. It was titled "black balls".. Each one was the size of a tennis ball. Black balls had about 45 friends.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
LOL! "Mister MAN! No blueberry pancakes for you in the morning!"
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Imagine: you wouldn't get sex, NO BLUEBERRY PANCAKES, wake up to a greasy pillow smudged with Clinique makeup.. i couldn't do it.. he "Justs wants one finger in me" and if you would want him to reciprocate, "Uhuh, my mama told me, "Clay, don't put your fingers in something that you wouldn't want in your mouth".. bastard.
Wow, we have really gotten gross today!
I say in honor of the shit talk we reminice of tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup....
*dragging huge bucket onto thread* Okay, Michael K and my DL sluts & bitches...grab a spoon. We is about to have a feast! First one that gags and barfs is out of the game.
*grabs spoon & dips*.......OMFG!...*runs off thread*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by GazingBeauty on September 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
NO! Not that I know!
Submitted by GazingBeauty on September 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
MK
Do you have stalkers?
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I think that would be us, actually.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Ya that's what happened to me and I stayed and watched. I can still see it squirting out. And my dog was sniffing it. I bet he wanted to eat that shit.
You can always tell when a dog is in need of anal gland squeezing. They start scootching around the carpet, ass on the ground, hind legs in the air.
BEAUTIFUL!
I wonder if those sad overweight Claymates still have tingling ovaries or whatever they said Clay does to them. Clay would really like to HAVE your ovaries, as in surgically graft them to himself so he can be a screaming gayelle.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on September 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
MK
Do you have stalkers?
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Only when he posts on threads.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 5:47pm
Yeah, my little black one in the avie had puss once (ever seen thick green butt juice?)...15 minutes and oh about $100 later he gingerly got to leave the vets. However, I will glady pay 5-10 bucks for someone else to do the honors.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Nova - it's a gross-fest in here! Join the fun!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
MK
Do you have stalkers?
We could make up some wonderful Blow Jobs with the yellow shit...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I bet the Claymates morph into The "Zack Pack"
"Sono le feci dal Signore" - D. Galas
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Chocolate Martinis! Although, my dog's is a little yellowish. Butterscotch Martinis!
WTH is this about doggy butt juices having to be squeezed out???? holy hell!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
What's funny is that this is news - meanwhile, I'd love to hear the after-church convos of some of the claymates this coming Sunday
boomsy / MK
I remember when my vet said "If you want to watch i can show you how to do this at home"...I said, "Thanks doc, but i'll pay you to stick your finger in my dogs ass and squeeze pus out of it."
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Hell no. I was in the room when it happened once and I can still taste the smell. That is what Satan's sperm must taste like.
Great on the liters... Lets add vodka and make some Dirty Martinis. Who got the olives stuffed with jalapenos? Need a case of Ass burn in the am.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
And, in honor of LCT: Eye booger cereal with snot topping and a nice tall glass of doggy ass juice on the side.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:43pm.
LOL! Such beautiful gifts from a small doggie.
OH! Can he donate some earmites as the chocolate sprinkles?
@MK: Our last squeezing left me with a hand full of juice, and I wasn't even the one doing it. He needs it like once a month or his little glands end up the size of grapes...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
boomsy
I hear ya sweatcheeks! I work with the stuffiest fucks!
I come here to jerk off not discuss the death penalty.
*grabs tissue*
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by Mike Hawk on September 23, 2008 - 6:41pm.
You'd be surprised, people still care about gender preference. And I am 100% certain that there have been a few claymates who have cut their wrists today. They honestly believed he was straight.
Submitted by ESE on September 23, 2008 - 6:41pm.
there's nothing like a screwdriver and some cookies! unless you're out of cookies... then there's nothing like a screwdriver... i have no idea where i'm going with this, just mix the drink, Monk, just mix the drink!
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*throwing cookies out the window* *grabbing DA's keys to the bar's top shelf liquor cabinet* *riding off in James Haven's pink Vespa* I'm thirsty! See ya!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
I never saw a scab that can grow hair, hummmm
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Oh come on CTH. You mean to tell me you've never had a BIG scab that dried around a bunch of hair (like on your arm, let's say) and when you pick it off the hairs are plucked out and stuck in there? Surely you jest.
Hahaha "mister man." My mom used to say that as a cuss when I was little and it would make me laugh and laugh.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:42pm.
OH FUCK! I'm picturing several liters of doggy ass juice now.
He should totally have an affair with Doogie Howser next.
Why do they use such a generic line "Yes, im gay"....it should say "Why NO, I dont like women" or "No thanks, strictly dickly" Maybe "Yes boys...cum get me"
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:43pm.
He doesn't mind. It's the gift that keeps on giving and he knows it.
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:39pm.
YES! And before we eat that, we'll have a little aperitif made from my dog's anal gland fluid.
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I'll let you do the honors of squeezing that shit out. Poor Elvie.
@MK: My dog has some butt juice he's willing to donate...never seen an animal that makes so much.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
LOL! "Mister MAN! No blueberry pancakes for you in the morning!"
Funny how Clay Gayken can bring out the nastiness.....
*barfs in mouth a little, then spits it out onto ice cream for delicious treat!*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I wonder what lucky gayelles have rammed him?
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Ok, whoever mentioned Gayken resembles KD Lang. I'm with ya.
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Actually, I thought the baby was the reason for K D Lang's weight gain. Guess not. *shrug* It's not K D in the pic, it's Gay...uh..I mean Clay. My mistake, too.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Thanks, Clarisse...I need a little juvenile humor once in awhile. People are so serious lately.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I never saw a scab that can grow hair, hummmm
on topic, clay's a fanny bandit.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:39pm.
YES! And before we eat that, we'll have a little aperitif made from my dog's anal gland fluid.
All those conservative, middle-aged women already knew Clay Aiken was gay...his sexuality didn't matter to them. There will be just as many 'Claymates' now as there was before his 'big announcement'. Newsflash - NOBODY CARES ABOUT SEXUAL ORIENTATION ANYMORE.
*jumping up and down*
@boomsy: Last night I walked out of my dorm room just as I said "NIPPLES" and there were like ten guys out in the lounge (I swear I didn't know they were there). I started laughing like a loon and they all looked at me like I was immature or something. So I'm with ya. haha
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
OK, I will try gross out.
How about a cinnibon covered in rabbit rasinettes and a drizzle of cum from old turtle-headed weepy dick.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:37pm.
"Yes, I'm a Top" would've been more shocking actually.
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I don't believe Clay Aiken has sex.. He is asexual like my french teacher. Could you imagine having sex with Clay Aiken with his annoying twang, "Y'all, that hurts.. Ow.. can we just hug and sing aretha franklin songs? OW! Didn't I tell you to stop! NO MEANS NO! Now I am off to bed, mister and you better stop your nonsense."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 6:36pm.
there's nothing like a screwdriver and some cookies! unless you're out of cookies... then there's nothing like a screwdriver... i have no idea where i'm going with this, just mix the drink, Monk, just mix the drink!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
When Chyna rubs one out....is she double fisted?
Vegemite half an inch thick on unbuttered toast. For everyone.
boomsy
Pssst...Boob.
Fuck, i have to get some work done!
Wait...I'll give someone 5 bucks / or a blowjob if you set 2009 costs for me!!
Cum on...
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?