Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
VIA Huffington Post
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Boomsy,
Don't stop now...you were gaining on MK in the grossness contest.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 6:05pm.
It's okay. Your secret's safe with me. Sometimes I take a bath with the gold fish and I let him...well..forget it
hehehe...I thought that was Anne Robinson when the pic popped up. And, um, D-freakin'-uh on the gay thing!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She fucks one with her tail?! I want to see that. Does the other one like it? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? We are going into illegal territory here.
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we rescued her from some trashy chola who was breeding her so i think that is why she is horny all the time.. They were stuck for like 30 minutes because he wouldn't let go of her tail...I don't think he liked it though.. i know I wouldn't.. her damn tail is all bones! But I keep an eye on her because she tried to rape me at night.. she is a horny bitch!
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 6:05pm.
My dog used to do that as a puppy. He especially liked it when the cat cookie's were just out of the oven. When the cat would step out of the litter box, my dog's eyes would light up.
Ok you sick, twisted horz, I'm out!
Been fun, edumacashunal and all!
*sharts*
I'll leave you with that juicy nugget.
Night!
Someone must have already mentioned this somewhere, but does everybody else have the ad (between the story and the comments) that features the anthropomorphic prostate? It's creeping me out.
And did MK choose the ad or did the ad choose MK?
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Visit my blog, somebody? Please?:
http://thepopulistmisanthrope.blogspot.com/
"Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 4:04pm.
How much you wanna bet that Clay bought maternity pillows for each phase of this pregancy just to feel the experience?"
Yes, we here like to call that the "Katie Holmes Experience."
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Don't let MK convince you guys I'm a freak...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I have a cat, and if its anal glands need maintenance, he can fucking well do it himself.
UGH! Dogs are sick fuckers! LOL. My moms dog eats the kitty poo's.
GROSS! Kitty rocca's, that is what I call them.
Ok, now I'm confused...I don't even let my hus- never mind.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 6:03pm.
LMAO!!!!! Or an extra can of Gravy Train.
How much you wanna bet that Clay bought maternity pillows for each phase of this pregancy just to feel the experience? He lived on ice cream (made of out man milk) and pickles (shaped like peens) in his last months. That diet kinda explains that glow on his face.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
EEWW Ya'll
*throws up in mouth*
*washes down with gland juice*
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I POOP RAINBOWS
boomsy, if you tell me you keep peanut butter in your bedroom, I'm going to call the men in white coats for your sick ass!
Boomsy,
I was thinking to self...well, that is certainly one way to relieve a anal gland...hahaha.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
My dog is a Pomeranian. He's so fluffy I can't see any bum or rude bits. That's why I like him. I don't like nudity of any description.
Little Trapper Keeper looks sort of cute. I wonder if Gayken has custody...??
I refuse to look at those links. I already have menstruating eyes and can't see well anyhow.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She fucks one with her tail?! I want to see that. Does the other one like it? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? We are going into illegal territory here.
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 5:59pm.
OK, WHAT?! My dog sleeps next to me and sometimes will juice my leg...what are YOU thinking?
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Or boomsy, is it the other way around??
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Oh. Don't sign up! It's just bitches barfing and shitting on each other. One shits in another's mouth, then another one barfs it into another girl's mouth. True romance.
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That sounds like my Chihuahua and my dachsund.. except my chihuahua eats the others's poo, she doesn't do shit except stick her tail inside my other's dog poopchute.... he is such a nasty bitch...
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 6:01pm.
JUICE YOUR LEG?! I can't. Not right now. The visuals.
@DebFrmHell
I agree with you, but Michael K and Maddox don't have time for us regular folk...
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 2:59pm.
OH! Thank you! I won't sign up! LOL.
Wow, there really are some sick bitches out there.
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 5:59pm.
OK, WHAT?! My dog sleeps next to me and sometimes will juice my leg...what are YOU thinking?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
@Boomsay!!!!
Say what...gagging now over the beastiality of that comment
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:58pm.
OMG! Call Peta! You let your dog lick you down there?!
OMG clarisse....this scares me now that my little doggy needs this. her little bottom has been pooching out a bit lately. shes a mini-dachshund...I would HATE to have to do that to her.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
@Clarisse: "There's no substitute for hands-on learning, particularly when you're dealing with a sensitive part of your dog's anatomy."
I'm so sure. Hahahahaha.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
MK,
thank you for gracing us with your uber-gross-osity. Wish you came down from the heavens more often. Would rack up 1000's of hits for your site. ((hearts))
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Oh. Don't sign up! It's just bitches barfing and shitting on each other. One shits in another's mouth, then another one barfs it into another girl's mouth. True romance.
I'm confused.. he's Gay and he has a baby...who did he get pregnant? Huh? What?
http://www.aamyko.com
Well MK I have to say my dog is courteous enough to lick everything clean (including me) that he juices...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I can't watch that right now MK. They want me to sign up and I can't sign up the work puter.
I'll check that out at home.
Thanks! Should I view before or AFTER dinner?
FatMartha,
Here ya go....
Your dog's anal glands
One of the lesser known, and unpleasant, aspects of grooming and health care involves the dog anal glands. When a dog passes a stool, pressure is placed on glands located on either side of the anus and they secrete, or express, a fluid along with the stool. Every dog's secretion has a different odor to identify him, which is one of reasons why dogs sniff each other in the rear when they meet.
On rare occasions, a dog's anal glands will become impacted. Certain breeds and obese dogs are more prone to this condition than others. Signs of impacted glands can include:
scooting or dragging the butt on the floor
excessive tail chasing
excessive biting or licking of the tail or anus
swollen anus
If you notice any of these in your dog, his anal glands may need to be expressed manually. You can do this yourself or enlist the help of your veterinarian or a professional groomer. Impacted anal sacs that aren't expressed can eventually lead to infection and abscess.
A dog with chronically impacted anal glands may be put on a high-fiber diet to bulk up his stools and help natural expression, or, in extreme cases, he may need to have his anal glands removed.
Expressing dog anal sacs
There are two methods for expressing a dog's anal glands.
External expression
Hold your dog's tail up and gently pull it back toward his head with one hand. Put a tissue or paper towel in your other hand. Place your thumb and forefingers just below the anus at the 4 o'clock and 8 o'clock positions respectively. You should be able to feel the anal glands under the skin as pea- or bean-sized bumps. Press in firmly and squeeze your thumb and forefingers together over the glands to express them. You can visit the Dachshund Network website for tips on expressing dog anal glands or sacs.
Internal expression
Internal expression involves inserting a finger in your dog's anus and squeezing each gland between the thumb and finger. You should ask your veterinarian for specific instructions so you don't risk damaging the delicate tissues.
Whichever method you choose, make sure you receive adequate instruction from a professional. There's no substitute for hands-on learning, particularly when you're dealing with a sensitive part of your dog's anatomy.
With that, i am outta here! A pleasure as always!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Clinique?! That fag uses Bonne Bell "Blend And Glow"
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More like "Bend and Blow"....Clay's been practicing.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:54pm.
No, it doesn't smell like that! It looks like that.
Screw you guys and your nasty links...i cant click on them while here at work dammit. I have 40 minutes left of this fuckery anyway....lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Debfromhell - LMAO! I'm sorry, but if you romanced 2 girls 1 cup, you'd have to deal with one serious case of shit breath.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Clinique?! That fag uses Bonne Bell "Blend And Glow"
Newsflash - NOBODY CARES ABOUT SEXUAL ORIENTATION ANYMORE.
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Uh, I dunno, Mike. Maybe you should let the right wing conservatives know that...
Um, MK, unless your dog is special, butterscotch is the last thing that comes to mind when I smell but juice; more like rancid fish.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Arent we all MK stalkers??? I mean we stalk around here all damn day...lol. We have to get our next fix....
Poor doggy juicy butt times.. :(
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Wow, we have really gotten gross today!
I say in honor of the shit talk we reminice of tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup....
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Don't forget lemonparty.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Watch this instead. NSFL!!! NSFL!!!!! http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.com/
@M.E.,
hahaha. I read that as "romance with 2 girls, 1 cup"
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by angel_i on September 23, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on September 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
MK
Do you have stalkers?
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I think that would be us, actually.
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LMAO!
The kid is mighty ugly.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I have to admit, I unfortunately have never had an experience with doggy ass juice. Will someone please explain to me what this phenomenon is?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.