Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 23, 2008 - 7:23pm.
I would be part of the cool forum crowd, but never got verified, WTF?
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You are not missing anything, trust.
Hey Gonnaburn!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
HAHAHAHAHAA! Did you really? Hahahahahahahahahahah.
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Yeah, I'm serious. I can't even watch movies that show dirty bathrooms. I shut my eyes real tight til the BF says..."Okay, you can look now."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Me lurves juicy eye boogers, Eze eats them like leeetle balls of nose snots...
Grossed myself out. again.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
You too? I hope that's not esophegial tissue or anything else important...
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Bluegh, no, not my OWN. I've only barfed once in the past 15 years and it was dark green like mid-summer leaves.
Do you eat a lot of pineapple by chance? Or maybe maggots? I suppose they could look like pineapple chunks.
The way Clay is holding his kid is really creepy.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
AWKWARD!
@LCT - Ohhhh you don't like the actuall boogery ones oh god that made me urk a little bit too. haha ughhh.
OHHHH JESSIE'S GIRL JUST CAME ON ITUNES.
CAUSE SHE'S WATCHING HIM WITH THOSE EYESSSS
AND SHE'S LOVING HIM WITH THAT BODY I JUST KNOW IT.....
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I've mentioned before, but a few of my co-workers are relatives of Mr. Aiken (I learned this when the didn't respond to my Clay jokes).
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O to be an omnipotent fly on a wall for that...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@LCT - Ohhhh you don't like the actuall boogery ones oh god that made me urk a little bit too. haha ughhh.
OHHHH JESSIE'S GIRL JUST CAME ON ITUNES.
CAUSE SHE'S WATCHING HIM WITH THOSE EYESSSS
AND SHE'S LOVING HIM WITH THAT BODY I JUST KNOW IT.....
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:22pm
You too? I hope that's not esophegial tissue or anything else important...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:23pm.
You ought to show up and when a phone rings..answer with.."Clay is gay. How can I help you?"
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OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'd shit my legs off if I witnessed that.
"Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LMAO! If you have fuzzy dice too, I am jellus."
Yes, it's purple.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Hahahahahahaha Claymates, you are SO MODED!!!!
Damn, I think I just missed MK.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:21pm.
I know. I moved myself and my laptop down the hallway closer to the potty in case I had to run and barf! Eeewww! Some people have very strong stomachs. I'm too visual to handle some of these descriptions.
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HAHAHAHAHAA! Did you really? Hahahahahahahahahahah.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I've mentioned before, but a few of my co-workers are relatives of Mr. Aiken (I learned this when the didn't respond to my Clay jokes). I may have to call in sick tomorrow, such will be my desire to needle them with this revelation.
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You ought to show up and when a phone rings..answer with.."Clay is gay. How can I help you?" every.single.time. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
A Gayken thread with less than a paragraph of MK's own prose no less. Seeing that he was here is pretty nifty! I would be part of the cool forum crowd, but never got verified, WTF? Anyhoo- I went back two pages and saw nothing but anal glands. Only a Gayken thread can go there.
mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm
Oh no, you should get a copy, steal one and ask them to get you an autograph.
all with a smile and slight lissssp.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:19pm.
LCT - I mentioned eyebooger cereal with snot topping just for you. Because I knew you'd appreciate it. ^^
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So is the cereal part crusty eye boogs? I can handle the crusty ones. It's the gooey ones that ok seriously can't even finish it without gagging. Who knew loving all things that are gross excluded the mother of all grosses, eye boogers?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 23, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I once married a man for his inheritance. And look at me now. I'm rollin' in a 2005 Ford Focus! It pays
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LMAO! If you have fuzzy dice too, I am jellus.
Anyone else notice that spotted dick names can nicely double for gay monikers? As in:
Oh Clay, you big girly biff togger
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I POOP RAINBOWS
sorry for the double post. I forgot it will do that if I hit refresh if I have posted.
I'm outta here! It's been a real treat *gagging* with y'all.
Sheesh. As if I didn't have enough issues with food already. Where's the fucking antacid.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 23, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Curdled milk and skanky pineapple tidbits... *retch*
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Pineapple tidbits? Is that in relation to vomit? Because I always see pineapple in vomit. ALWAYS.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:14pm.
After reading all these comments I'm feeling mighty vomitous. Man milk and breast milk ice cream and cottage cheese jizz.. *hoik*
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I know. I moved myself and my laptop down the hallway closer to the potty in case I had to run and barf! Eeewww! Some people have very strong stomachs. I'm too visual to handle some of these descriptions.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
We wiss jew Melly Clissmuss, we wiss jew Melly Clissmuss, we wiss jew Melly Clissmuss, an Hoppy New Yea!!
HAHAHA!
400 posts on a Gaykin thread. MK is a Gawd.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
LCT - I mentioned eyebooger cereal with snot topping just for you. Because I knew you'd appreciate it. ^^
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Curdled milk and skanky pineapple tidbits... *retch*
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Like that episode in South Park when Mr. Slave puts a gerbil in his ass and the gerbil is seeing all these dead skeletons of past gerbils.. oh.. that is horrible.. but cheaper than a damn sex toy. went to lover's lane for a bachlerette gift... big rip off.. except i didn't get carded so that was sweet.
Clarisse, cats have anal glands too you know. Why else do you think they flash us the brown eye so often?
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 23, 2008 - 7:16pm.
LCT- Perhaps we should turn it down a notch a speak strictly runny poo talk.
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OMG POO TIMES!
I think it was just the mental image of chunky man juice that triggered the gag, squirting out like a zit.
BLUUUUUURGGGGG.
I've mentioned before, but a few of my co-workers are relatives of Mr. Aiken (I learned this when the didn't respond to my Clay jokes). I may have to call in sick tomorrow, such will be my desire to needle them with this revelation.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Socky,
Where did ESE get off to? Is that man getting laid all kinds of regular now (and might I add I am after his dad)?
**Hands you an origami bouquet of Lilac/Vanilla dryer sheet roses**
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*deep sniff & sigh* mmmmmm....niiiice!
I don't know where ESE goes. One minute he's here and the next...the GF is keeping Mr. Man busy! *furiously winking eye* Me jellus!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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I keep hearing about Richard Gere.. what is the story behind that..?
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Legend has it that Richard Gere put a gerbil up his poop chute for pleasure, then it either got stuck or died up there and he had to go to the hospital to get it out. Doubt it's true but it's hilarious to think about.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Well, this has been fun and interesting...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
"Submitted by funwithfear on September 23, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Let us all now cry a river of tears for all of those stupid-ass CLAYMATES, Who will forever be FAGHAGS!!! Yes, all of you fools who fell for his lies welcome to the real world!"
There's nothing wrong with being a faghag. I once married a man for his inheritance. And look at me know. I'm rollin' in a 2005 Ford Focus! It pays.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
omigod!!!
I didn't think there would be anything that would make me want a dog less than my friend's spoiled old dog who spends the night whining and peeing and pooping all over the kitchen. how little I realized that was just the tip of the iceberg. (and they mop the kitchen like ten times a day.)
LCT- Perhaps we should turn it down a notch a speak strictly runny poo talk.
"Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.
LOL! Clay probably had someone kick his snatchal area just so he could howl during someone else's labor pains. He be feeling the experience!"
I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, he has a lot of features women do including hitting on men via webcam. Wait, I don't do that... does that mean I'm not a woman? Damn it!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
After reading all these comments I'm feeling mighty vomitous. Man milk and breast milk ice cream and cottage cheese jizz.. *hoik*
Let us all now cry a river of tears for all of those stupid-ass CLAYMATES, Who will forever be FAGHAGS!!! Yes, all of you fools who fell for his lies welcome to the real world!
...and this little newsflash explains the shrine the frumpy set has erected at the WalMart on the other side of town.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Socky,
Where did ESE get off to? Is that man getting laid all kinds of regular now (and might I add I am after his dad)?
**Hands you an origami bouquet of Lilac/Vanilla dryer sheet roses**
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
haha I read a news article the other day about a kid who got a fish stuck up his urethra. He said he was cleaning his fish tank, went to the bathroom and the fish just slipped on in there.
Yeah, right.
I heard a similar story from a guy with a lemonade bottle up his arse, "slipped in the shower" and bulls-eye, what are the odds.
omigod!!!
I didn't think there would be anything that would make me want a dog less than my friend's spoiled old dog who spends the night whining and peeing and pooping all over the kitchen. how little I realized that was just the tip of the iceberg. (and they mop the kitchen like ten times a day.)
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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I keep hearing about Richard Gere.. what is the story behind that..?
Submitted by Michael K on September 23, 2008 - 6:07pm.
It's okay. Your secret's safe with me. Sometimes I take a bath with the gold fish and I let him...well..forget it
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That's some Richard Gere-type shit there, yo.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 23, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Yes, we here like to call that the "Katie Holmes Experience."
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LOL! Clay probably had someone kick his snatchal area just so he could howl during someone else's labor pains. He be feeling the experience!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Uh uh; you are making fun of me...I don't wanna play anymore *sits in corner and pouts*
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
That sounds like my Chihuahua and my dachsund.. except my chihuahua eats the others's poo, she doesn't do shit except stick her tail inside my other's dog poopchute.... he is such a nasty bitch...
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My dog is just a flasher .... he gets a boner, then lays down on his back to show everyone. Then he kinda squirms around for a minute until it goes away.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.