Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
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Damn there's a lot of comments about this shit...isn't there? Must be a sloowwww week for everyone....!
Your face!
I hardly consider news about Clay Gayken's sexuality "EXCLUSIVE" It must have been s slooooooow week for PEOPLE.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 23, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 23, 2008 - 8:31pm.
one day i'm gonna sit down with you with a box of tissues and watch Rock Hudson movies!LOL!
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Huh? Rock Hudson was GAY???? LIE TELLER! Psssht...Next you'll be telling me Liberace was gay...What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why do I have the sneaky suspicion that a book deal / memoirs is just around the corner?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
So he'll be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars then! Whoop.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 23, 2008 - 8:31pm.
one day i'm gonna sit down with you with a box of tissues and watch Rock Hudson movies!LOL!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
I wonder if PEOPLE paid him to get this shit on the cover, I mean if he came to them and said I'm coming out, wouldn't they just have laughed in his face and ask him.. where's the story?
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saying he's gay is like saying sunshine is bright.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 23, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 23, 2008 - 8:16pm.
lemme guess.. if GM doesn't pan out you're goin' after Boy George?... hi, Tiger!!
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Well, why wouldn't I? Wait, are you saying BOY GEORGE is gay???? No! It couldn't be true....No, no, I'm convinced it isn't true... Where's the evidence??? And for the record, Clay is just going through a "phase"...Yeah, that's it! He'll try it and hate it and want to get into these sexay mom jeans in 5...4...3...Ok, just in case, I have Elton John on speed dial...What???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mike, that could be true. Maybe he wants out of the limelight anyway since he has a kid. Prolly hopes his fans will back the fukk off since he's 'out'.
Or he's just an attn whore.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 8:21pm.
now if he would just go away, i'd respect him... well, "respect" might be a strong word... gay or straight he's still a two bit hack to me!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
I hate when people state the obvious. Of course Clay Gayken is gay...even Stevie Wonder could see that sh**!. Now, if we can only get Ricky Martin to jump on the "Im gay...but you all already knew that" train it would be a wonderful thing.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Seriously, you know why he decided to come out? He determined that he's made enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life. In other words, he doesn't need his fans, so it doesn't matter how they react.
Oh for heavens sake, I cannot believe that People Magazine would waste good ink and paper on this nonsense. Are they that desperate for a headline?
Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
So are all these claymates or whatever the fuck they call themselves, going to Homoselfinplode now?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 23, 2008 - 8:16pm.
lemme guess.. if GM doesn't pan out you're goin' after Boy George?... hi, Tiger!!
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
GAY??? GAY??? What is the meaning of this? I have worked my tiger ass off to get into a size 38 Mom jean AND get my soccer mom bob bleached just the right shade of dishwater blonde to attract a Clayankin being, let alone the real thing, and you tell me he's GAY????? Fuck, I need a cigarette...*exhaling*...Ok, Ok, at least I still have George Michael...cuz I gotta have faith, faith, faith....What????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER!! and i´m not tlking about gayken. "hahahaha, we told you" was sooooo 6th grade. looool
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I am currently watching an old-ass rerun of "90210," and can I just say that Brenda Walsh DuBois cries more beautifully than any woman has ever cried since the beginning of time? It's the tragic yet thrilling episode where she gets robbed at gunpoint in old Nat's Peach Pit and now she has post-tramatic stress disorder. She should still be winning Emmys for this shit!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
aaawww, geezus!... i leave for a 'lil bit and now it smells like dryer sheet puke in here! what the hell have you guys been doing?!?!
OT: i'll try later
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
Sorry, no way can I read the 457 messages already posted. lol!
OT: No duh he's gay. Tell us something we didn't already know.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Yeah, that bad. I scroll lickety split past the comments. They're hilarious, but the visuals are killing me! Bleah! *flinging laptop to floor* *gagging* *running to potty*
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I'm sowwy :( I no mean to make you barf times.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:47pm.
@LCT: I don't know. I started gagging so hard I seriously almost threw up. I mean I imagine it got ON their mouth, which is just as bad because it's on your lips... *shudders* But yeeahhhh, I think I would barf. haha
Would you barf iffff... you bit into some food and felt something in your mouth, then pulled it out and realized it was a pube?
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How does it squirt like that? Nevermind, don't want to go there. I just hope there wasn't any of that miconium baby shit crap in that fluid that shot into their face. Fuck that's gross. I'd probably barf too, not just because it's someone else' amniotic fluid but because it would be hot. Like hot jizz in the face. Only baby jizz. This conversation can't continue.
OMG YES EW FUCK! Especially if it was at a restaurant.
Would you barf if... you were on the bus and the person behind you puked into your hair?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Would you barf if.... you bit into a nice juicy meatball sub at Subway and it turns out not only is one of your meatballs a balled up dead mouse, but its end-of-life excretions have leaked into your sandwich, part of which you've already consumed?
Would you barf if... you kept eating it?
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Oh jesus... anything involving food would make me barf. Seriously. Even the pube comment I made made me gag like crazy. *urk* *hoik* *blehhh*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Wow... that bad huh?
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Yeah, that bad. I scroll lickety split past the comments. They're hilarious, but the visuals are killing me! Bleah! *flinging laptop to floor* *gagging* *running to potty*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Who exactly cares that he's gay? I mean, is it really enough to merit a cover on People? It's such a non-issue that I practically fell asleep looking at this post.
Your face!
@LCT: I don't know. I started gagging so hard I seriously almost threw up. I mean I imagine it got ON their mouth, which is just as bad because it's on your lips... *shudders* But yeeahhhh, I think I would barf. haha
Would you barf iffff... you bit into some food and felt something in your mouth, then pulled it out and realized it was a pube?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
I think everyone knows Clay. His gingy kid is cute. I wish he would get with Gaykrest. They would make a sweet couple.
Seriously,
Ya'll are making me crazy with the giggles...
And suddenly i have this strange craving for Mexican Food...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Or, let them sign it, and when they're done, pick it up, furrow my brow, and say, "doesn't look gay enough."
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LOL! Then suggest.."You could at least dot the "i" in Aiken with a heart. Here, use my purple sharpie."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Would you barf if.... you bit into a nice juicy meatball sub at Subway and it turns out not only is one of your meatballs a balled up dead mouse, but its end-of-life excretions have leaked into your sandwich, part of which you've already consumed?
Would you barf if... you kept eating it?
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:40pm.
And as they take pen and cd, ask in the most polite way possible.."Could you perhaps sign it Gay Aiken instead of Clay Aiken?"
Or, let them sign it, and when they're done, pick it up, furrow my brow, and say, "doesn't look gay enough."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I fucking love you guys.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Would you barf if... you got sprayed in the face with amniotic fluid during a childbirth? (I know someone that this happened to.)
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EW! DID IT GO IN THEIR MOUTH? EW! EW EW EW! OH MY FUCKING GOD I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS!
HOIK + URK + BLUUUURRRRGGGGGGGG x FOREVER
Submitted by Snarky on September 23, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I feel bad for that kid knowing his debut and 'daddys coming out' were a 2 for 1 special
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Clutching child to bosom made it seem more dramatic than it had to be. His diva personality couldn't help it. For his xmas album cover, his baby will probably be sleeping in a manger and he'll be the Virgin Mary in a golden light.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:37pm.
*dead faint in movie theatre lobby* *found face down clutching plastic bag*
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Wow... that bad huh?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Better yet, I could just plop it down in front of them and say, "could you sign this for me, since you're kin and all?"
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And as they take pen and cd, ask in the most polite way possible.."Could you perhaps sign it Gay Aiken instead of Clay Aiken?"
Or, let them sign it, and when they're done, pick it up, furrow my brow, and say, "doesn't look gay enough."
Would you barf if... you got sprayed in the face with amniotic fluid during a childbirth? (I know someone that this happened to.)
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 7:34pm.
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*dead faint in movie theatre lobby* *found face down clutching plastic bag*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Your own childbirth grossed you out? Weird... never thought of that.
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No, Deb talking about eating juicy eye boogers grossed me out.
*glurp*
Oh goodness.. I feel a game of "Would you barf..." coming on.
Submitted by mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Better yet, I could just plop it down in front of them and say, "could you sign this for me, since you're kin and all?"
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And as they take pen and cd, ask in the most polite way possible.."Could you perhaps sign it Gay Aiken instead of Clay Aiken?"
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 23, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Yeah, I'm serious. I can't even watch movies that show dirty bathrooms. I shut my eyes real tight til the BF says..."Okay, you can look now."
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What if you walked into a stall and there was a big coily turd in the toilet, with one square of toilet paper with a huge chunky skid on it. Would you barf?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 6:32pm
Your own childbirth grossed you out? Weird... never thought of that.
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I feel bad for that kid knowing his debut and 'daddys coming out' were a 2 for 1 special
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Me lurves juicy eye boogers, Eze eats them like leeetle balls of nose snots...
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Remind me to personally hand-deliver to you a homemade video of my first childbirth highlighting all the grossest parts. That grossed me out like no one's business.
Damn. I had to get some Midol and shit and when I did...MK left. I was going to conclude by saying "You have stalkers....and I know one of them, no lie"
Why is it that us women have to suffer? This pain is unbearable! Every time I have this pain (which is always for the first 3 days) I get closer and closer to the kitchen wanting to pick up a knife and end it all.
I would so love to have stock in Haagen-daz, Godiva, Moon Pies, Hostess, Little Debbie, Sara Lee, and Diet Coke right now. The Claymates just blew their sales through the roof with their depressive food binges.
Oh, and just watch. Sales of plus-sized mom jeans will shoot up double digits in the next month, too.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 7:26pm.
@LCT - Ohhhh you don't like the actuall boogery ones oh god that made me urk a little bit too. haha ughhh.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I love your gag/barf words. Urk and hoik. Hahahahahaha. I've adopted hoik. It lives in my throat by the dangly bell.
God fucking damnit I can't get that imminent gag feeling out of my froat now. DAMN YOU EYE BOOGERS! I don't know why I can stand my own (actually, am fascinated by them) but can't stomach even thinking about someone else's.
The worst is when you're talking to someone who has them. You can't continue speaking to them while it's there because it's all you can think about, and mentioning it requires you to acknowledge that it's there, thus prompting a string of unavoidable, obvious gags.
ubmitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 7:23pm.
mike on September 23, 2008 - 7:17pm
Oh no, you should get a copy, steal one and ask them to get you an autograph.
all with a smile and slight lissssp.
Better yet, I could just plop it down in front of them and say, "could you sign this for me, since you're kin and all?"
You bitches are GROOOSSSS! LOL