Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
VIA Huffington Post
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Sandbitch, have you done something different with your hair?
Edit: Oh yeah, Clay is Gay
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 24, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Sandbitch, have you done something different with your hair?
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Darl, it's the humidity downunder. It's a moist heat!
Bamos!
I'm only up to lesson 4 in my spanish...
De donde es ousted?
Sim, muito bom! Ooops. Br. Port.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
SB, ?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Muy Bien?
Esta key!
I before E except after C.
SB!!!!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Que onda?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr D!
Submitted by NumaNuma on September 24, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Ah yes, the delectable sound of *pop* bubbles bursting.
Just like those that spend years of their own lives toiling to free an "innocent" person from prison, only to have their guilt proven by DNA. The human ability to deceive and believe, is key to the survival of our species.
What a shocker....uhg.
I just wonder why he felt so much pressure to stay in his see through closet? After seeing these Claymate idiots, maybe that's why? Idiotas Grandes con Queso!
Off T: I remember talking to some creationist nut and he finally asked me "So, if there's no god, how can the sun burn in space?" I thought he was messing with me and I directly asked him that question. He was serious. The subsequent discussion of fusion and fission went WAY over his head as it was not discussed in his Christian college 'science' classes. Then he later tried to say that carbon dating proved that the some wood found on some site was the 'real cross', but that it was totally off on the age of the world. Ohhh, it got really fun after that! He obviously believed in Fred Flintstone too. And no fucking way are we related to monkeys or any other animal for that matter. :-/
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
um like MK said, we all knew. That baby is kinda cute though. It looks like the next step for Clay is beginning the transgender change. he looks so femme in that picture, he looks like he's on his way.
Why do I feel some sort of sick pleasure from reading about the shock from Claymates?? =P
"I must say that I was just SICK when I heard the news. I don't know what to think, part of me is still in denial (dumb as it sounds) until I read the actual article..... "
"You're not the only one... I'm in shock too. "
"Nope, not me. Can't do it. Bye " (ha!)
I like what this Latino foreigner said: "Why people get angry, sad or confused if it's true or not, they have a romantic relationship with Clay??? I don´t get it.???" (apparently they wanted one)
"I am disappointed and, perhaps due to his previous denials, have defended him since AI2."
I don't know if anyone else commented this (kinda hard for me to check a BAJILLION comments):
Claymaniacs:
Mary
Today at 07:19:20 PM
Commercial durind DWTS said that Clay has a big announcement about his life. News on ABC.
ClayAikenishot
Today at 07:14:47 PM
wait for clay 's say because the mag could be lying
aiken4clay309
Today at 06:21:41 PM
i am unbelievably shocked!!!!!!!!!!
Ilovetowrite
Today at 06:18:40 PM
Did you guys hear that Clay has confirmed he is gay? I'm not sure what to make of this! Seriously you guys!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080924/ap_en_ce/people_clay_aiken;_ylt=ApU0...
RE: Dinosaurs
Creationists do believe in dinosaurs but dont believe they are millions of years old, but 5 or so thousand years old. No seriously.
"The fossils themselves tell us neither their age nor how they became encased in the rock layers. ...Many people have been led to believe that the existence of fossils proves that millions of years have passed. In reality, fossils can form quite rapidly. Heat and pressure from rapid burial can accelerate the fossilization process. Geologic conditions following a worldwide flood would have exceeded anything imaginable today and must have led to the rapid fossilization of the plants and animals on a massive scale...Something dramatically different must have happened in the past to have caused the wide spread fossilization which we find all over our planet. Noah's flood would have been this event."
http://www.drdino.com
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AHAHAHA!!! SAW THIS ON MSN FIRST AND TOTALLY SAID TO MYSELF "DUH!!" AND THEN THE COMMENT ABOUT THE TURKEY BASTER, HAHAHAHA!!!
@JoMama
We may have a vestigial tail or an extra toe or two, but by God, we're a good roll in the hay! Just ask our uncles. :P
I escaped inbreeding in my lineage, you?
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 10:09pm.
that man never left a head of lettuce in the back of the fridge for 6 months.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey speakit-Kentucky girls ROCK! And no, we aren't all hillbillies with 3 teeth & hooked on Oxycontin. But we do have the best damn Creation museum this side of the Pecos!
Just for the record, I haven't been to said museum, but I've heard horror stories. :)
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See Tom Cruise.....it was not that hard...Clay Gaykin didn't melt.....Come out Come Out where ever you are Tommy Girl!!!!
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
I do wonder though: why did he pick a 50 year old woman to have his turkey baster baby with? The risk of birth defects at that age is sky high.
In other news, rain is wet.
Why do I get the feeling that he dabbles in the transgender/cross dresser world?
M.E. GIRL where you been!? I have been up down and around!! Don't you have a myspace anymore????
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
The Country is going to hell in a handbasket and this assbag is on the cover of PEOPLE proclaiming he's gay? Who didn't know? Who gives a flying f**k?
Submitted by Newportjoey on September 23, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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Thank you. But we're not all backwoods hillbillies that flock to church on Sunday with empty Jack Daniels bottles in the bed of a truck.
Though I have had some empty Jack Daniels bottles. :P
OnTopic: Yes, he is gay.
I condole anyone who lives in Kentucky. Wilma Flintstone retired there I think.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
oh yeah. i haven't read all comments. how did Gay Aiken turn into dinosaur talk?
ROFL! I can't wait for my stupid 'no he isn't!' sister to see that magazine! Bwahahahahah!
actually the Catholic church is now saying that it is ok to believe in evolution. wow. i thought they denied everything.
@JoMama
I posted links of some religious clay aiken fan freaks, and then someone asked if religious people believed in dinosaurs.
I live in KY too, btw.
edited for typo, gawd I sukk
As Stealth Leader of the Gay Mafia: "We don't wants him-NO man, (or woman for that matter) want that dick of his stuck in them.....
Sorry, Joey has been busy looking for mortgages to default on .......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
How did ya'll get from Clay Gayken to creationism?? I live in the great state of Kentucky where we have the disturbingly popular Creation Museum which explains how the dinosaurs are only 5,000 years old. There's an exhibit with Noah & the dinosaurs, where they explain how some of the dinosaurs became extinct b/c they didn't get on the boat.
RIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTT...
Anywho, so Clay is gay. I'm SHOCKED, only not.
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What is worse I wonder?
The day this child realizes Clay Aiken is the one he is expected to call "father"... or the fact that he is introduced to the entire planet on the front cover of a tacky gossip magazine with the words "YES I'M GAY" plastered on it... or the fact that he is sharing his first cover with Clay Aiken... or... I could be here some time...
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 6:08pm.
^^^^^^^^
My mom was raised Catholic too, and she doesn't remember the church discussing it.
I only remember cuz we got to make dinosaur dioramas during Vacay Bible School at my church, it RAWKED.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Good Lord. It was bound to happen, but what kills me is all the women who were in denial about Aiken. Hello, how blind are you people? This was obvious the first day he stepped up to audition for AI! Too bad these stupid women can't be like Japanese women who are very happy to worship gay men. He's still the same damn singer, girls - that hasn't changed a bit. And oh yeah - even if he was straight HE WAS NEVER GOING TO MARRY YOU, so get over his gayness. It's part of who he is, and he's the same person he always was.
TITS:
Bwahahahaha, I have nightmares that Sara Palin is under my bed, teaching creationism!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 23, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by radio siren on September 23, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Do religious people believe in gay dinosaurus? The Stickitupmysaurass?
I believe their credo is that the creation of Valtrex led to The Gay by giving society entirely too much freedom to pursue gayness. Therefore, dinosaurs could not have been gay, as they preceded Valtrex.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
whatever, whatever, have a baby, fine.
but why the hell does he insist on looking so frickin weird?! what in the piehill hell did he do to his face??!
LMAO@TV
I think Clay's fave would be Imabottomaus
edited because I fukked up
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Do religious people believe in dinosaurs?
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dlist just never disappoints!!
i'm not sure if it's meant to be, but this discussion is hilarious! it's just CAR-AZEEE!
I asked my Jehovah Witness Dad that question once... fuck me did I regret it. Nothing evolves.
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that man never left a head of lettuce in the back of the fridge for 6 months.
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@radio siren
I was raised Catholic, though I no longer practice. I don't really remember the church discussing it at all.
I can't remember what church the boy I was talking to goes to. I guess the same as Sarah Palin.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 9:54pm.
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I know there's some religious movement now, I don't know what particular religion it's affiliated with, that is combining creationism and evolution.
I may be wrong, I'm sure someone will correct me if I am, but I think the only religions that believe in creationism are those that take the bible as literal doctrine, as in there's no symbolism, it's all fact.
OnTopic: Clay's face is a sin, not his sexual preference.
Submitted by radio siren on September 23, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Do religious people believe in gay dinosaurus? The Stickitupmysaurass?
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Submitted by radio siren on September 23, 2008 - 7:00pm.
heehee
I have nightmares that there are creationists under my bed!
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Yes, I'm gay. Well it sounds better than I'm a cornhole cowboy. With all the recent gay marriages and now Gay Gayken admitting to his preference for man ass, this sounds like it's just the tip of the iceberg.
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He looks like Diane Keaton in Baby Boom.