Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Yes, We Know

Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!

VIA Huffington Post

Posted by: Michael K


JenJen's picture

...but...but...its a ginger baby! Not that that poor child will ever have Prince Harry potential but still..celebrate the ginge! Oh and wow who knew he was gay??? ;)

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Submitted by islandgirl on September 23, 2008 - 2:21pm.

you are such a funny slut, you SLAY me!!!!!!

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Deb's picture

FatMartha, I was more shocked AND dismayed when your boy Peyton & the Colts lost and knocked me out of my survival pool!

On topic, in other news: The World is Round, One Plus One Equals Two, and The Sky is Blue.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

MarkyMark7's picture

Can't wait to hear from Kathy Griffin on this one!

Clarisse's picture

Pffft! If he's gay then Shauna Sands has had a boob job.

LCT,
*rolls down window*
*adjusts cravat*
Excuse me, but would you have any Spotted Dick?

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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 23, 2008 - 4:19pm.

Its like that country song 'Mommas, don't let your young boys grow up to be Gaykens'
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Or, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

He didn't even need to come out. Seriously. Did anyone ever doubt his sexuality?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

TEE's picture

DEJAVUE!

kdracofan's picture

bawahhhahhahahaha....DUR!
DUR! DUR! DUR!

DebFrmHell's picture

@LCT,
HAHAHAHA!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I am grossly underwhelmed.

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Euphoria's picture

People, this is not front-page news. We knew this shit. And that poor little Aiken Tot looks just like Gayken. Did the baby mama, James, have to push a long time (?) because that little nugget has a pointed head.

Cheez-It's picture

Its like that country song 'Mommas, don't let your young boys grow up to be Gaykens'

sodope's picture

duh!! no shocker here

that was quite obvious

angry mom can i congratulate you on your lovely avatar

Sayonara's picture

Ok

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

Deb's picture

...and here we go!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

OXA's picture

I AM HEARTBROKEN. SIGH

FatMartha's picture

I am in utter shock. I had no idea.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

It ws clear as day that he was gay. What was the point of pretending to be something you are clearly not???

I never say this about babies but - THAT BABY IS FUG!

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Who gives a fuck? How about a big fat headline of someone saying, 'I'M HETERO! DEAL WITH IT!'

Fuck I must be in a BAD MOOOOD.

TheVinylVillager's picture

and now, may his descent into obscurity continue?

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

novieskye's picture

When does Ricky Martin's cover story come out? LOL

y tu mama tambien!

Flatsy's picture

They're gonna be so shocked.

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She's flat and that's that!

NovaNightly's picture

Ok...now maybe Ricky Martin will follow suit.

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Miss Priss's picture

bwahahahahaha

stating the obvious

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NovaNightly's picture

CAN I HEAR A MIGHTY "DUH!!!" FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???

lol.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

angry mom's picture

i love you mk!