Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
VIA Huffington Post
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Tanks Marfa....have a nice evening!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Helen Keller knew this was guy was gay.
LMAO Nova! Awesome. <3 Bye ya'll.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
"Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!"
MK, you are too much!!
http://www.modegreen.com/
Have a good night, all! *motorboats everyone before leaving*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Re: Spotted Dick
"It is also known as spotted dog, plum duff, steamed dicky, figgy dowdy, dotted lloyd, packphour's lament, biff togger, Haverford lumps, nuns in a criddle and Dicky Widmark."
I'D LIKE A PLATE OF STEAMED DICKY, PLEASE.
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So would Clay, Martha.....so would Clay. *snickers*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Re: Spotted Dick
Yup. and it's fucking delish. Puts most other desserts to shame.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by boomsy on September 23, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 4:29pm
I think Ellen at least got a 'yep' instead of 'yes'.
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or a yup?
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Farshtinkener
Submitted by Euphoria on September 23, 2008 - 5:26pm.
'xactly! And next it will be Ricky Martin, but maybe they will mix it up a little and print it in Spanish or Spanglish.
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No, that's what the Spanish version of People is for. It'll show him cuddled up with his twins with the headline, "YES, I'M GAY!" Next, it'll be Skeletor, then Larry Birkhead.
O Clay! You really had me fooled there, too!
You celebrities! Always tricking us idjits!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@migraine sally: i'm so jealous...i know exactly where you are and i wish i were there too..i'm inside where it's barely 60 degrees...i hope you take a sip of your mixed coffee drink for me...;)...i do believe i made a error in judgement moving back to boston...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 4:29pm
I think Ellen at least got a 'yep' instead of 'yes'.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Fucking People re: The plane crash "How they survived"
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IDIOTS! Even the fucking investigators are trying to figure out how the hell Travis and Adam survived.
FUCK! I hate tabloids.
Re: Spotted Dick
"It is also known as spotted dog, plum duff, steamed dicky, figgy dowdy, dotted lloyd, packphour's lament, biff togger, Haverford lumps, nuns in a criddle and Dicky Widmark."
I'D LIKE A PLATE OF STEAMED DICKY, PLEASE.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
So, is he using the baby as a shield from the homophobes and conservatives?
So, a this dude is gay, finally, a piece of news that is irrelevant to the infinity.
I get that he's gay but I just wish he wouldn't take the poor kid's temperature rectally 50 times a day. That kid is gonna be sucking dick for icecream money by the age of 4.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I bet there are a lot of chubby, middle aged Claymates throwing themselves in front of cars in Walmart parking lots everywhere.
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Are their ovaries still quaking?
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Farshtinkener
OMG!!!!!! dRc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where you been at bitch!!
I bet the emergency rooms are filling up with hairy beast Claymates o'ding on twinkies in grief.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Thanks Marge! :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I bet there are a lot of chubby, middle aged Claymates throwing themselves in front of cars in Walmart parking lots everywhere.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
In other news -- water is wet, fire is hot, the Pope is Catholic, the sky is blue, John Cleese's parrot is dead, and Gayken has admitted that he loves the peenie. In other words, nobody's surprised.
And guh, that poor kid inherited his face.
Wal-marts all across the land will hold a vigil tonight.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Have they cleaned the amniotic fluid off this newborn yet?
Jesus. Nothing like whoring out your child withing minutes of birth.
*rolls eyes*
LCT
Laugh all you want, but my mum's English, and I'm telling you, we beg her to make spotted dick with treacle sauce.
It's dessert on crack, I'll have to make you one.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
letinstar
I'm sitting in Starbucks at 5th and Mill Ave. Wish you were here :(
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
FatMartha, it WAS a very exciting game, though.
Cost me $20. ;(
I'll bet anything some old tricks of Gayken's were trying to blackmail him, so he decided to spill the beans himself.
We'll see how his conservative fans react this one.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
OMG I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS BCUZ I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!! I AGREE, I THOUGHT HELL WOULD FUCKING FREEZE OVER BEFORE HE CAME OUT!!! HOLY HELL!!! I NEED TO BREATHE....HEEE HEEEE HOOOOOOO! OK, whoa that was close, I almost blew a gasket over that one!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
If only they'd listen. Anytime anyone announces they're gay, it's almost the exact same headline. I think it was, actually, word for word the same front page as when Lance came out. And Doogie. And T.R. Knight.
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and Ellen
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Farshtinkener
"Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASahdJWY-hI
It IS him! It's the ugly Knocked Up baby! LOL!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Seriously. Did anyone ever doubt his sexuality?
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yes, the claymates did, that's why this is so fucking funny.
Does this mean he will not be doing a benefit concert for Sarah Palin /
Think of all those poor three hundred pound hairy chin women in housecoats who's only chance of getting laid just bit the dust.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Or, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaah I shit my legs right off.
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Poor LCT! Now you will have to be called Matt.
No joke; I'm in shock right now. I thought hell would freeze over before he would admit it.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
oh dear...what will the clyamates wearing the muumuus do with this "shocking" revelation...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
And why we are supposed to care?????
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
That baby reminds me of the hysterically hideous demon child in the waiting room in Knocked Up. Oh my god, I nearly shit myself laughing so hard at that baby!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Not willing to be scooped, "US" features an exclusive with the Atlantic Ocean itself with the headline: "Yes, I'm wet!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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'xactly! And next it will be Ricky Martin, but maybe they will mix it up a little and print it in Spanish or Spanglish.
fug Baby but what do you expect is CLAY AIKEN!!!!
Even Stevie Wonder could see this guy is gay!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Gay Gayken is gay?
Ya don't say!
Submitted by islandgirl on September 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Or, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaah I shit my legs right off.
Submitted by Deb on September 23, 2008 - 4:22pm.
FatMartha, I was more shocked AND dismayed when your boy Peyton & the Colts lost and knocked me out of my survival pool!
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Don't remind me. ;-;
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
LCT,
*rolls down window*
*adjusts cravat*
Excuse me, but would you have any Spotted Dick?
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*Ahem* Why certainly, my dear lady. I must ask, where did you find that stunning frosted toupee? It is simply divine!
Submitted by islandgirl on September 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Or, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
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Bwahahahahahaha! ☺
No, that's the sound of hundreds of over the top, middle aged, brain dead xian fundies throwing holy water on their personal Gayken shrines.
I don't suppose he's going to be getting a lot of invites to those creepy xian musak fests any more. LOL!!
But I'm glad he's finally joined the rest of us in reality land. Cheers Clay.
PS: NovaNightly, love the Python quotes :D
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Euphoria on September 23, 2008 - 5:20pm.
People, this is not front-page news.
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If only they'd listen. Anytime anyone announces they're gay, it's almost the exact same headline. I think it was, actually, word for word the same front page as when Lance came out. And Doogie. And T.R. Knight.
I love how "YES, I'M GAY" is printed all bold and huge. LOL! Duh, we get it.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?