Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
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Joe Rogan on Noah's Arc! Classic!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YnFzxJr7Sk&feature=related
2 cents, I saw the Dragon Bookstore in the photo section ( I was looking for something funny, but nada)
TITS, I wonder if those guys making that cartoon smoked pot? Stoney Curtis, those guys had to be baked to make that shit up! I really want to ask one of the Creato types what they think of the Flintstones. I'm sure it's 'Kosher' tv for them. Right on the money! Ann Margrock, I'm glad I didn't get stiffies back then, cause she was kinda hot, for a toon! I wonder if Wilma and Betty ever misused the small mammoth vacuum?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
As GAY as he is, he's got more balls than Ricky Martin who still lives in the closet. Come out already. No one gives a fuck.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 24, 2008 - 2:01am.
That shit straightens out my short and curlies with fear! Ol' Permafrost Barbie Palin believes this stuff. Just one non-thump of an old heartbeat away from the White House too.
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LMFAO. You AND Sandbitch (you should see what it did to her face!!!!!)
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ARRRRRGH 2 cents!!! That link! That link!
Well fuck me sideways with a spatula - they're comparing themselves to all 'first class natural history museums'. Fukkers.
As the museum presents its walk through the history of the Bible, visitors will see real dinosaur bones (and a clutch of eggs and other exceptional fossils), examine a superb mineral collection, take a tour of the universe inside a state-of-the-art 78-seat planetarium, and experience what they would typically find in a first-class natural history museum.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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I always felt sorry for the dino that fred drove at the quarry.
Was watching a few eps last month. That show passes the test of time. Ann Margrock - that actually was her voice! Now I'm wondering about Cary Granite.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 24, 2008 - 1:56am.
Hehehehe. These are some serious museum type scientific peeps here though. Their place to buy texts to learns about the dinosaurs is the "Dragon Hall Bookstore'. Oooohh dragons, they are like real and stuff.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 23, 2008 - 10:52pm.
LOL at Crap. Think I may have woken the bitch next door laughing.
and... i bet jesus never had an allowance as a child - why else would he always be short of cash. bad money mgmt skills.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
That shit straightens out my short and curlies with fear! Ol' Permafrost Barbie Palin believes this stuff. Just one non-thump of an old heartbeat away from the White House too.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Funny how he finally comes out once his "career" has died.
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Tits, go here for more enlightening revelations:
http://www.alrcnewskitchen.com/creationmuseum/index.htm
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2 cents, the 8 'c's! Also 9 and 10 for Coo Coo!
speaking of Fred F., I remember the part where they went to the Grand Canyon and it was just a trickle back then, 6000 years ago. The Flintsones just walked away, unimpressed. I bet the Creatos LOVED that shit! Ate it up with a spoon!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 1:33am.
OOOH, I learn something new about history every day. Get this:
"The museum's striking exhibits demonstrate to guests that the Bible is the “true history book of the universe” as they take a time journey through a visual presentation of the “Seven C’s of History” according to Scripture: Creation, Corruption, Catastrophe, Confusion, Christ, Cross and Consummation."
They forgot 'Crap'.
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TITS, I so wanna sit down and have some dino ribs big enough to flip my car like Fred Flintstone did! Life must have been good sometimes fighting off the dinos! Oh yeah, I wonder what is on the green screen? I liked asking the creation dude about what they fed the carnivores on the arc. WTF do you feed angry hungry lions? I guess we're missing a few of the millions of species from that flood. At least the ones fed to the carnivores.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I'm in a state of freakin shock. He caught me totally off guard! I would have NEVER guessed! He sure fooled me...NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Everyone knew from day one! He's got gay written all over his fuckard face! He's ugly as fuck, so WE DIDN'T LOSE ANYTHING HERE LADIES!
2 cents, it was around page nine on here. I missed a good bit o' blogging earlier! Blasted real world life!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Duh Gaiyken, DUH. I need to checkout the Claymates websites. Imagine tearstained pillows and strains of "If I Was Invisible" in the background.
dd one of the gift shoppes has a green screen for picture taking - the mind boggles.
They're very sparse with details on their web site. Bastards.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Holy crap DD! I've seen some horrifying shit before, namely the link in your last post (RE: Chyna's dickclit), but that is something I hope I NEVER have to see. This thread didn't venture into that kind of hideousness, but it was gross. You're gonna love it. It didn't so much get out of hand, as much as completely off topic. In a good way.
*whispers* I do love a good horror story though.
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TITS, it might be good for a laugh! Roadtrip! I wonder how many god squad police it would take to get a herd of rowdy Dlisters out of there? I'm sure mace would be involved! Or tazers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc&feature=related
Don't taze me, bro!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Creationist Mueseum website - good for much yucks.
http://www.creationmuseum.org/
They have a petting zoo.
"Our dinosaurs cater to groups"
also: This one-way, self-guided tour begins at the Canyon Entrance as you enjoy viewing a dinosaur excavation! Everyone has the same facts, but we don’t all have the same starting points. Using the Bible as your starting point, prepare to travel back 6,000 years to the dawn of creation as you enjoy the Six Days Theater.
This is clearly a must see. I wonder what they do to disruptive non-believers who sneak in.
Ooh! OOH! They have like 3 THREE gift shops!
I think whoever lives nearby this place owes it to everyone here to visit and report back. A dlisted field trip.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Whoever posted the Chyna link is one cruel bitch!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE A SQUEAMISH STOMACH!!!! Seriously!
2 cents, I was a fire fighter for a few years and we used to talk shop during meals all the time. Here's an example and it's true: A ff buddy had to use the bathroom Very Badly (#2!) during a bad house fire and so he undid his suspenders and drooped 2 sets of trou when he found the bathroom (not easy to do in an active fire, but it happens). I stood outside, fighting a losing battle when he screamed for me to come in. He found and arm sticking out of the bath tub, which was already covered in debris. The lady was obviously dead, but we still had to remove her. She was trapped by the fire in the bathroom and tried to escape out of a window that was just too small (we could still see her hand and body prints in the soot). She decided to turn on the shower as a last attempt to save herself-great effort on her part, but it sadly just didn't work.
So during our fried chicken lunch, one of the guys said that the water had boiled her like a lobster, which was true. Then he said that her skin came off like the skin on our fried chicken. EVERYONE stopped eating for a while! EVERYONE!!!! We ate boneless, skinless chicken breasts for a while after that.
In our defense, humor is often the only universal coping mechanism we have/had. Sometimes it gets out of hand. ER doctors are the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it). I've seen sicker shit than that though, but I'll shut it for now!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Clay came out of the closet singing show tunes and Barry Manilow songs. Then he skipped on over to a Barbara Streisand concert.
OK, no more Strawberry Milk for the SkyBitch residence, thank you very much.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Oh GAG!!!! I just saw M.E.'s post!
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Chyna's dickclit:
NSFW!
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna-clit-sm.jpg
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Not much bothers me reading/word wise, but that image! Eeeehhuhuhuhuhuhu!! Such a brutal grenade that someone else deserves to foolishly pull the pin like I did!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 24, 2008 - 12:53am.
Roxie, YUCK, but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets one of those 'male nursing kits'. Like a bra for men, with its' own milk supply. If he gets any chunkier, he'll look like he can breast feed.
I think I just put myself off of milk for a while now.
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If that put you off, you may not want to go in there. Bring a bucket.
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That boy is fucking beyond desperate.....coming out AND the first baby pic on the same cover?
Pfffft!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
2 cents, thx! Now I feel the need to read through this massive blog. Damn, but thanks, thanks a lot.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
"Submitted by roxie on September 23, 2008 - 9:49pm.
I bet he really wishes he could breastfeed that baby."
I'm 100% sure he has an order for one of those "bras" that look like boobs with a tube filtering the milk through a simulated "nipple."
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Roxie, YUCK, but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets one of those 'male nursing kits'. Like a bra for men, with its' own milk supply. If he gets any chunkier, he'll look like he can breast feed.
I think I just put myself off of milk for a while now.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by antboy on September 23, 2008 - 7:31pm.
oh yeah. i haven't read all comments. how did Gay Aiken turn into dinosaur
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snort. natural selection.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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DD, it was this one! MK dropped in around page 7 or 8 and a laff fest ensued. Thick and fast, just like my men.
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I bet he really wishes he could breastfeed that baby.
2 cents, which blog was that, anyway? Just curious.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 9:21pm.
"After 3 days in Arizona, my lips were cherry red and twice their normal size."
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Coool! Someone had a better time here than they let on to!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I musta missed a good blog, me thinks.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Oh SB, so many easy targets! Just what kind of 'lip balm' did you use and where? Or was something just very exciting for you?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Yeah, good times
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And before I finally leave...
Two cents your avie continues to remind me of the disgusting blog from earlier today. It was all Michael K's fault. He started it the whole damn thing and he's disgusting!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 24, 2008 - 2:17pm.
But it's a dry, chafing sorta heat here!
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Fuck yes! After 3 days in Arizona, my lips were cherry red and twice their normal size. And I couldn't stop coughing! And everywhere I looked I saw lip balm...
2c, sorry about that! Twisted minds twist alike! I imagine the Ozzies are quite used to it by now. Hardy har, another down under joke.....
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
seeya sandbitch
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But it's a dry, chafing sorta heat here!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dudes I'm gonna drop out for a while because I must deliver some work before end of business hours. Can you believe that some people don't know how to use email yet? Pfffft. Old farts. Relics.
DD, you beat me to the d/under joke
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Gayken has a horrid voice and has recorded albums that range from really bad to absolutely fucking horrendous, which is why he can't sell shit anymore, but I agree with the poster who said about his few fans, that even if he was straight he'd never marry them, I mean, we've all seen pics of them...fucking scary bunch, they are.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 24, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Moist heat down under doesn't sound like a bad thing! At least belt wise!
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As long as one can keep the yeast under control. My friends from Arizona got an itchy butt after a few days...
I always keep some anti-fungal in the fridge :)
I wasn't talking about your downunder, but anygay.
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Living and working in Mexico for a few months sure helps!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Moist heat down under doesn't sound like a bad thing! At least belt wise!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken