Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Yes, We Know
Even Gayken's turkey baster baby is saying, "DUH!" Gayken officially came screaming out of the closet on the cover of People Magazine. Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!
VIA Huffington Post
And good lord that baby is hideous. Speaking of JC. Isn't he all religious? Isn't homosexuality a sin Mr. Aiken? Off to hell for you!
Like Duh! What next? Miley Cyrus on the cover of OK! with the title "Yes, I can't really sing"? Like come on.
Dear God he is hideous
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 23, 2008 - 11:14pm.
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Creationists are scared of science. LMAO
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 9:01am.
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mis,email that shit to MK!
He needs it!
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God, Claymates are fucking stupid. If you liked the man, then you liked the man. Why the hell does that have to change just because you couldn't see the obvious until he shouted it through a megaphone? Michael Jackson whaaaa?
It's because of idiots like them and because of the close-minded idiots in Aiken's hometown that he even stayed closeted this long. Let the man breathe...and be fabulous.
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
His baby is so cute! I just want to cuddle him.
seriously though, wtf cares if he's gay? his sexual preference is really his own business. why is there the need for homosexuals to "come out" and say they are gay. we don't see straight celebrities on magazine covers with the headline "yes, i'm straight". so he likes penis, who cares?
Jodie Foster is a known lesbian but she has never officially "come out". People don't hound her like they did to Clay and other celebrities.
Everytime I read that headline"Yes,We Know",I crack the fuck up!!!
haha, ok, here are some juicy claymate reactions:
"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream."
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"The Diane Sawyer interview bothered me too. I just pushed it out of my mind. His having Parker with Jaymes pretty much confirmed it for me, so I have slowly been backing away. Now this. I have been a fan from the very beginning and will always admire his voice and quirky personality, but I just can't do this anymore. And I will very much miss, probably as much as Clay, the wonderful and clever chats with those members of this board, and I really mean that. Stupid tears are gunking up my contact lenses"
" am so sorry for those struggling with this news. I had my struggle in 2006. It took me a while, but I got over my sadness and anger and rediscovered the reasons why I love Clay so much."
"Gosh, I am still a little stunned but slowly taking it all in. It sure is never a dull day being a Clay fan!!"
Never a dull day indeed, Claymate, never a dull day indeed.
(to be fair, most posts on the "ClayBoard" *snicker snicker* were postitive and expressed support)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by jussayin on September 24, 2008 - 9:30pm.
ROFL! That would really fuck him up!
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That's *Hedley*!
I think everyone should start fucking with his head and saying "oh no you're not"
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Seriously - you could've knocked me over with a feather...
http://thehouseofbabes.blogspot.com
"I was actually surprised when I saw this. Not at him being gay, but that he was admitting this NOW. Why now?"
Because I bet he got busted (again) trolling the M4M chat rooms showing webcam wienie pictures of himself again.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
That baby looks like a little monkey.
You know,I was just thinking(shocking I know)Clay didn't even win American Idol did he?
Rueben won that year,correct?
Where the fuck has he been?
Are there "RuebenMates"?
Do we care?
This bitch needs to move over and make way for a Rojo Caliente People cover!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
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Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 7:38pm.
That's what it is. Too damn small. Must have been freezing. I hope his (her?) mother was right off camera with a thick blanket.
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That's *Hedley*!
He was so obvious a gay,he is very fem.I think in that photo he looks like a hot Gayelle!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think that baby is cute!
Did any news come from the"Claymates" killing themselves and/or killing gay kittens?
7 weeks old? Blimey that baby is very small for that age.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 24, 2008 - 6:35am.
That baby looks really skinny to me. How old is it? It looks too young to be taking pictures like that...usually you see them babes all wrapped in a blankie, you know?
That baby is very small indeed. Normally a baby that small would be all wrapped up- either the baby is new born and needs the comfort of a blankie after the feeling of snugness in the womb or is too young to regulate own temp. I think baby looks odd as we are not used to seeing them 'sitting' at this age. Hope so. ********************************************
Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Who is this person, and why do they feel the need to announce that they're gay? It's perfectly obvious from looking at them that they're gay.
He'd have done himself a better service by announcing "I'm male", as I'd presumed from the picture it was a lesbian.
I was actually surprised when I saw this. Not at him being gay, but that he was admitting this NOW. Why now?
I wonder how he feels now. I hope it feels nice to come out.
Is Miss A desperate for publicity? She must be. This is not news at all.
Most sissies (99%) are either marrried to fish or living with fish and for sure fucking fish and making babies. No turkey basters needed. These sissies still enjoy plenty of sausage on the side, of course. They are known as 'in the closet'.
The sissies that are 'out and proud', like Miss A(what exactly does she do, we mean - why is she 'famous' anyway?) are perhaps 1% of total sissies worldwide.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 24, 2008 - 6:35am.
I know all babies are cute, blah blah blah, but is it me or does that baby look a little off? Like his eyes are too dark or beady or something.
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That baby looks really skinny to me. How old is it? It looks too young to be taking pictures like that...usually you see them babes all wrapped in a blankie, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I know all babies are cute, blah blah blah, but is it me or does that baby look a little off? Like his eyes are too dark or beady or something.
Maybe it's me.
Does anybody know if Pigez is claiming this is his doing? I still don't understand why he feels he needs to out all the celebs. Who cares if they're gay? Really, why is he so damned evil?!
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That's *Hedley*!
I wonder if they will invite him back on to American Idol to talk about his "struggle" of "being in the closet" and how much he doesn't want to disappoint his fans cos he likes to drink man juice.
http://www.aamyko.com
yawn...so anti-climatic
My2C, figgers you'd already seen that-and in a better version! Hey, I tried! Coolness! Nite, again.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DD! LovesIt! There is a good copy of this with a soundtrack too (Hitchcock style):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbwpgyRUv5g&feature=related
'Night all
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My2Cents, click the link before you go-on my previous post! Later all!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I'm out too. See ya DD. Toodles Tits wherever you are. Thanx for the giggles!
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Before I go and non-Gaykin related, Pasta Cat lovers, like 2 cents will love Pasta Cat's rival, Ninja Cat! He moves without motion! Check it out!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I've gotta jump right now. If I can't sleep, I'll be back. The laughs are worth the missed sleep if the sleep option doesn't work. Later D sluts!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Tits, google says there was also Stony Curtis and Darrin and Samatha Stevens!
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Anyone hear any Gaykin jokes yet? I haven't. Guess he's too lame or obvious to be funny? MK's been the best yet! But duh! Who else could out do his take?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I'd love to see either/and/or the makers of South Park, Family Guy, or Robot Chicken give the Flinstones at least a full half hour treatment! Can you imagine? I've seen them do snippets, but a half hour! It would be killer!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
TITS, Red Dwarf, loved that show, but it's been like 15 years or so since I saw that! I had the hots for Betty! She was less bitchy and the way she giggled might be kind of kinky in the right situations! I also like Mary Ann for similar reasons. Nothing against red heads, but I just hate bitchy, stuck up characters.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
We need a chant, something like:
Nom-myoho-rengay-spaghetti cat
OnTopic: Clay is Gay
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It's amazing how non-stories like this can get such hit #s! Seriously, isn't this the most obvious shit ever!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DD remember red dwarf when rimmer and lister are debating who they'd rather - wilma or betty.
'I'd do betty, but i'd be thinking of wilma'.
would anyone like some toast?
2 cents, I think it's time to form another cult donchathink? Just throw in some Taoist stuff and I'm in! MK can be the Pope, or even Creator of the Holy Books. I'd enjoy reading about how the world was created according to Dlist standards! I think he'd allow for gay marriage, I'm guessing. No Kool Aid please!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
i knew he was gay
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Dick happens! - MK
but when is John Mayer going to come out?
Yes! I'm a Douche!!
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Gotta love their mission statement:
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I prefer:
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I went to IMDB and I guess the Flinstones were off by at least 4000-6000K years:
Pebbles was born at the Rockville Hospital on February 22, 10,000 B.C. at 8:00pm. She weighed 6 pounds, 12 ounces.
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Ooops, isn't the Earth only 6K?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053502/trivia
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Tits, I love the Flintstones too. Whenever I hear the themesong it reminds me of dinner time at my house as a kid. I didn't know that was really Ann Margaret. Gonna have to do some googlin to see if there were any other stars.
WWWIIILLLMMMMAAA!!!!!
Oh, and it was not a cartoon. It was a documentary. LOLs.
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Someone needs to hog tie those idiots running the place and drag them through the Smithsonian Natural History Museum with their eyes strapped open, Clockwork Orange style!
Hey Kiwi! Maybe this gay marriage thing and other stuff will open a lot more closets. Last time I heard, there's another fight to stop gay marriages in Cali again. I doubt Gaykin coming out will do anything but provide at most 'I toldya sos!' from anyone, well...except the mouth breathing Claymates.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
KiwiKim, promise me you'll put that gun down before you visit the museum.
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