The Saint Of Lucite
The Empress of Lucite should change her name to the Saint of Lucite. She has devoted her life to helping others less fortune than her. Take last night for example. The always pristine and elegant Shauna Sand was out with some ho who goes by the name of Taylor Wayne. Taylor is a performer in adult films. And by "performer" I mean she gets paid to put dicks in her pussy and asshole.
I know you're wondering why a sophisticated creature like our Empress would fraternize with a common gutter slut. The thing is, Shauna is not like you and me. She doesn't judge others and she has a selfless heart. She has taken Taylor under her wing and showing her the way of the lucite. As you can see, Taylor isn't wearing full exquisite lucite heels. She's not ready for their power yet. She's taking baby lucite steps.
Shauna Sand is changing the world one exquisite lucite heel at a time.
mmmmm...Aamyko, you are a hot cutie...why doncha come up and see me sometime.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Damn I would pay to stick Taylor Wayne's pussy or ass.
class gravitates to class. good things come in pairs and this is no exception. this is a hot power couple. wonder if their going at it? mmm. nice thought. taylor looks damn hot!
those are the cheesiest shoes ever! what trailer park home did these two dopes crawl out from? It's a coin toss between the shoes and dress.... not sure which one is worse.
'Mannequin 2'!
Where is my caption of the day prize, dammit!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Taylor Wayne is hot,she has some smoking photos on her Myspace.Gorgeous girl!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Such a skinny body with those plastic tits remind me of the failed clone Ripley had to kill in Alien Resurrection.
Taylor looks like the roided up sister of Phoebe Price - before chicken cutlet implants.
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on September 24, 2008 - 3:45am.
I get paid...right?
....more like AIDS.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
First thing that comes to mind when I see the likes of Taylor Wayne is:
"Sperm Burpin' Gutter Bitch."
Oops, that is actually the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Shauna Sands.
Now I have to think of another even skankier description for Taylor Wayne.
Ouch. My brain hurts.
I would'nt even allow my dick to be in the same zip code as Shauna Sand. You could however convince me to do Granny porn with Taylor Wane.I get paid...right?
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Can you imagine these two walking through a mall or airport in say...ANYPLACE that was'nt LA,Miami,or Vegas?!
Taylor Wane was da' bomb back in the early 90's.Girlie was all about the thigh-hi "freak boots".She wore the red patent leather ones in just about every scene.(Okay...maybe I watched a tad too much porn back in the day...but I've got it under control now.)Maybe she was taking a meeting with Shauna to see about doing an updated version.This time with Lucite heels of course.
Ya Gotta love L.A.
a bunch of greedy grabbing gold diggin plastic surgery disaster'd sperm receptacles masquerading as human beings.
That being said, Shauna Sand IS the Patron Saint of Lucite she is my own personal Jesus and one can only pray that after a spray on fake bake golden glow and taking a walk on the wild side in luxurious lucite , Taylor Wayne can share the throne with queen Shauna out doin the Lords work.
that close up pic of her face has wounded my soul.
Let us pray..
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
alert alert. (so I've studied the pictures..not ashamed) Shauna is holding One Dollah bills (on her right hand).Whaaaaat up with that? I'm just sayin'. Yeah...thats it. Good night beautiful people.
Coma Caca!!
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m*****- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The Empress is looking lovely as usual.... A veritable Donatella Versace of the mobile home court..
Taylor has some big ass tittays! I think I can hear her dress screaming for mercy. Apparently, Shauna hasn't douched Taylor with the fake spray tanner yet. Maybe tomorrow, precious.
Even their toes are trying to crawl away from the fuckery.
In the close-up of Shauna, her makeup gun was set to "Whore" b/c it's been shellacked on with a trowel. She's got so much lipstick on, her lips are stuck together!
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Taylor's fake tits look like they weigh 45 pounds each. You get hit by one of those silicone mountains and you risk a concussion!
First of all, what in the holy hell is going on with that Taylor Wayne chick's lips in the fifth picture? Yikes.
And did I hear someone commenting about how awful Shauna Sand's tits look when she's standing next to this other monument of horrifically bad boobage? Kinda freaks me out when I hear comments like that...I mean, I know Sand's boob job is no prize winner but of the two she comes closer to looking natural.
I think this is the result of an entire generation having seen so many augmented breasts that natural breasts no longer look "normal" to them. (Not saying Sand is natural...but I hear folks commenting about how awful it looks when some chick's tits are sagging...and that's nature at work. No such thing as big natural tits that don't have at least a little hang to 'em. We don't grow 'em in plastic, peoples.)
G'night whores...Remember, just because you are not Shauna Sand does not mean there's not a place in this universe for you...or does it?
I'm totally not good with grammar, but just know that Shauna Sand is what you should be...just don't feel bad if you can't be...you know, cuz you have taste, class, style, standards, you know, all that shit that gets in the way of the ultimate elegance...Yeah, don't feel bad about that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
skank overload!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I'm so jelly, my sister actually met the Empress of Lucite, and yes, gazed upon the lucite heels...Why is my sister granted such graces??? I mean, why can't I touch divinity? WHY???
Oh, and the skinny...she was with another skank, drunk as fuck AND BLANTANTLY hitting on their men (my sis was with another couple), but that's how the classy chicks roll..Yeah, they walk up to your table, dressed in their best Fredrick's/WetSeal finery (and I don't need to mention THE must have footwear) and hit on your man right in front of you ass. That's how it's done ladies....(and the men thought they were drunken trannies...SHAME ON THEM! Men never recognize true elegance...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MK's just BEGGING for that restraining order.
From the lucite, I mean, of course.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
They have the exact same hair/weave
Coming to D Listed and being confronted by such unimaginable beauty and sofistication is what keeps me coming back for more. The Saint of Lucite makes my ass twitch...........in a good way, not an anal wart way.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Oh yuk! What a pair of ugly, haggard plastic bitches! Shauna's silicone bags are begining to sag badly!
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on September 23, 2008 - 8:28pm.
i believe they go back to the black lagoon when returned, how they're packaged, not sure. hopefully double bagged at least
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
Can someone tell me from what gutter, medical waste cesspool did these 2 crawl out of? And, more importantly, how can they be returned.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by TeamManwhore on September 23, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Shauna is truly a blessed Saint with lips that have been kissed by an angel; even Shakespeare says so.
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Fuck Shakespeare, Jesus said that shit, and God before him...Read much? ;-)...And yes, it's all Cheesus confirmed, so don't even...
All that shit's in the bible, and in code on the back of a Cheeto's package...and maybe on the back of that chesse in a can spray stuff, cuz that's heavenly....but you reserve that for fancy parties...
What were we talking about again? My chardonnay may have interacted with my A.D.D meds in a bad way, but I'm still DListed worthy...
Shut up bitches or I won't share my meds or my booze...Yeah, thought so, ho's....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Silicone tittays like Shauna's should NOT be that saggy!
They're friends. They met through Gene Simmons. Taylor's a super-sweet chickie.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Wow I was wondering what happened to my waterbed from the 80's! Throw on some fitted yellow sheets and it's a whole new, albeit still broke-ass, look!
Bitch in the yellow dress looks like she's about to fall forward. The weight of the boobs, baby.
It'll sound like dodge balls hitting the payment. Not to worry...she'll bounce right back up.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Shauna is truly a blessed Saint with lips that have been kissed by an angel; even Shakespeare says so.
Juliet: For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
Romeo: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Tits, glitz and lucite...they are a vision. And Michael, for your sake I hope they are awaiting you at the pearly gates...on that glorious day. Ahhhhhhh.
Submitted by Aamyko. on September 23, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Is there a dry pee/cum stain going down the middle of Shauna' dress?
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That's drool. She went lucite shoe shopping.
nasty, saggy tits yet she shows them off. oh boy! *rolling eyes*
I bet both of these cutout dolls think they are beautiful. There is certain peace in being oblivious to how stupid or ugly one is. Idiocy is almost happiness for some.
Is there a dry pee/cum stain going down the middle of Shauna' dress?
http://www.aamyko.com
Word on the internet is that Taylor used to be a man.
Covering her cooch with her knock-off Louis Vuitton Purse... Now THAT'S Class!
http://www.aamyko.com
Keeping plastic surgeons in business since 1982
Those lucite-stuffed tits are outrageous.
Listen, all you hos who're putting Shauna down (and in my mind she's the Hot Slut of the Millenium) - Rod Stewart had her in mind when he wrote these words:
You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
You're beauty and elegance
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You're an essay in glamour
Please pardon the grammar
But you're every schoolboy's dream
You're celtic, united, but baby i've decided
You're the best team i've ever seen
SS is the last word in glamour and....well, everything.
She truly is Saint Shauna.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
They look like every "professionally shot" porn actress I've ever seen. I'm dead serious; I think I've seen both these girls either posing like they're about to be fucked or actually getting fucked over the past 15 years. Do they have a doppleganger factory underneath the nip and tuck unit at the hospital?
Then I look below at that gorgeous picture of Lovely Dita and am reminded that pin-up beauty comes in the right cosmetics, tight corsets, and lots of Dippity-Doo, not spray on tanner and fake blondery.
I love Dita.
Yes, Shauna is gonna show that slut how to be a LADY, as in:
1) the polite way to spread ones legs while she's "performing"
2) how to take a man's penis into ones mouth without dribbling
3) the lady-like way of spitting out semen
4) how to drape ones legs over a man's back without ripping into him with ones elegant lucite heels
5) labial makeup techniques.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Hohan could learn a few tricks from the beauty that is Taylor Wayne.
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rofl "She's taking baby lucite steps."oh man now I am awake from my catnap. hillarious. those dresses are just...wow. that's all I have to say, I want one of those. hehehe oh goodness
Coma Caca!!