Dita Von Teese Would Like To Sell You A Brassiere
Dita Von Teese launched her new line of brassieres(I bet she totally calls them that) and other lingerie items for Wonderbra in London today. That was nice of Aretha Franklin to lend Dita one of her old bras for her to sit on during the presentation.
Every time I see a picture of Dita, I get an intense craving for candy. The woman looks like she's made purely out of sugar. Her skin is like fluff, her hair and eyebrows are made of black licorice and her lips are covered in candy apple coating. Delicious. Now I really want something sugary. I don't have anything sweet in the house. I know. That should be illegal. I'll have to settle for a cup of sugar water. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And I'd eat a whole bag of frozen peas just to see a makeupless Dita in some Juicy sweats and an oversized sweatshirt with her hair in a banana clip. That's probably how she hangs out at home. I mean, looking like that takes so much fucking work.
Here's more pictures of Dita at her titty holder launch today. You know there's a problem when your itty-bitty waist makes a skinny model look like a fat fuck. I can hear her ribs crying out in pain.
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Speaking of the devil...heeeeeere's JIM!
LMAO
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Actrss- yes, Pink is probably how they make their money now that real women have discovered their stuff is crap, so instead they have to sell to middle school girlies.
She is the exact same color as the little marzipan pigs I used to get in my Christmas stocking from my German grandma.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 23, 2008 - 3:24pm.
She may NOW have a career based on being "classy", but homegirl was doing fetish *cough* PORN *cough* videos not too long ago.
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no she still makes pornos Im pretty sure. Thats what I like about her. She isnt trying to be classy. She likes retro fetish erotica. Still is what her career is based on.
Plus her girl on girl pornos are HOT!!!
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I bet Hef likes these getups for the dames. ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She may NOW have a career based on being "classy", but homegirl was doing fetish *cough* PORN *cough* videos not too long ago.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
HA....great minds...speakit...great minds...lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Ah speakit..i just looked at the close up picture of her and you can see a small mole right by her armpit. lol. YAY...she's not perfect!! ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
wait.. i found one.. left shoulder near arm pit
I'll give Dita that much.. she has gorgeous skin. I don't see veins, freckles, beauty marks, moles.. that's really odd. I guess that's what makes her look porcelain.
Don't need another brasserie but I would buy a waist from her...LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I'm not a huge fan of Dita (I don't dislike her either), but I have to admit, girl is HOT. Her skin is amazing. And what a body. I definitely think they could have found WAY more attractive models, though, to work this event. Those 2 girls are just...ehh. They don't embody the Dita mystique.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
KD: Here Here! Total CRAP. I hate you, Victoria's Secret. And ENOUGH w/ the fucking PINK shit already!! Geeze!
lol@Jim...:D
I personally like her pale skin...it looks super healthy and not all veiny and gross like some pale chicks. Actually im a pale chick for the most part...and thats why i look younger than i am. I wouldnt wish skin cancer on anyone. :P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by missy on September 23, 2008 - 2:17pm.
La Perla makes the best bras and panties. they are gorgeous, comfortable, always make for good boob shapes and they literally last 10 years.
Agreed
OMG TITS! Your avie makes me hongry. I want KFC.
Over the shoulder boulder holder doesn't have the same ring.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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La Perla makes the best bras and panties. they are gorgeous, comfortable, always make for good boob shapes and they literally last 10 years.
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Jim! *snort*
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
She's got a bit of a potato head yet it works; Rumer needs to get some tips.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
jim u made me laugh :)
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Actrss- Victoria secret bras are crap. The one thing I've found of theirs that I like is some of their clothes, like the tees. The pants seem cheap to me, though.
Submitted by jim on September 23, 2008 - 3:13pm.
There you are! All caps Jim!!!! *pisses self*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
YAY! JIM!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I fucking LOVE dita
Ive seen pics of her without makeup and Ive seen her HS year book photo. Her real name is Heather and she's a natural blonde. She is a stunning girl with or without makeup.
Im a Ditaloonie.
(not really but I think shes a hot freak an I ♥ her)
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I WOULD LIKE TO SELL HER SOME COPPERTONE, SO THIS BITCH CAN GET SOME KIND OF COLOR IN HER SKIN..SHE SO FUCKING WHITE SHE MAKES KELLY OSBORNE LOOK LIKE WESLEY SNIPES!!!
Ah, there's still hope for old Dita; have you seen her mom? She's freakin' gorgeous.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I have read interviews of her and she says that she does all her own makeup and NEVER wears jeans or sweats. Sorry MK!! She wears pretty stuff even at home too! No wonder she is single...devoting all her time to being so darn perfect! lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
good for her, we need some glamor in hollywood, not all these bums we see running around, like kiki and shitney. let her play dress up all she wants.
-=meow hiss purr=-
Again, who cares?
She looks like Laura Flynn Boyle
Actually, I think she's very attractive.
*no kicking allowed*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
LOL I feel like such a dumbass I kept reading patisserie instead of brasserie. I'm like wtf why would she be selling delicious french pastry?
Anyway I like Dita, I wish I could do my makeup like that, everytime I try I end up looking like a drag queen. :(
Casper the lingerie model
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I love me some Dita, but her face is starting to show what a freakshow she'll be if she keeps this up for another ten years.
Victoria's Secret has yet to make a bra for natural 34D's. They're flimsy and made for fake boob'd hoes. hehehe
Sexy underwears can get your ass into a lot of trouble.
That is just what I have heard or something like that.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Saw her on Chelesa Handler. She was completely ok with being called a stripper. Says she doesn't consider herself classier than any other regular stripper. Bitch knows her place, lol.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Never understood what the big deal was about this albino stripper.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
I'm with Bradi.. beautiful dress and shoes. She's just so bland. The old hollywood glamour shtick only works so long if you're not attractive without it.
But I have to say Wonderbra, as cheesy as it sounds, is the only bra-manufacturer that gives support for REAL BOOBS
I wanna like Dita, I really do...but she just reminds me of a creepy porcelain doll come to life everytime I see her. And I agree with MK... I just wanna se her lookin' broke down one time...just one time!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Hmmm...I don't think I like her.
Oh and her waist is tiny because she wears corsets a LOT. Probably wearing one in these pics under that dress.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I like her and think she is uber stylish. Then again...i love all things retro. :D Problem for me is that while her line of lingerie and brassieres are beautiful...are they really functional? I have a drawer full of non-functional bras and panties...which sucks because that means i never wear them. pooh!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
You know she cinches the tightest corset around her middle she can find. No wonder she never cracks a smile. I'd be pissed too if I were in her place. Which brings me to the fact that her smile scares me. It's like when they made Wednesday smile in that Munster movie.
Hmm; she's not as pretty close up but Marilyn Manson is still an idiot for giving her up.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
. That was nice of Aretha Franklin to lend Dita one of her old bras for her to sit on during the presentation.
That has got to be the funniest thing I've read all year.
I don't get who this is marketed to.. I mean who wants to look like a lacy, hookerish grandmother.
http://www.aamyko.com.
Same hair, same lipstick, same over-posing (especially the feet).
Joel Madden has more visual diversity than Tit von Twat.