Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Meg Ryan Isn't The Only One Who Cheated

When Meg Ryan's marriage to Dennis Quaid ended in 2000, everyone figured it had to do with her fucking Russell Crowe without permission. Meg confirms to InStyle (via UsWeekly) that she wasn't the only one participating in dishonest fucking. Haven't we heard this before? Oh well, let's hear it again!

Meg was somehow able to open up her lips and say: "Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that after I was divorced."

She went on to say that Russell had nothing to do with her marriage going down the toilet. "“I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out.”

"My time as a scarlet woman was really interesting. As painful as it was, it was also incredible liberating. Now I was utterly free. I didn’t have to care about what people thought."

She's right. I've said it before and I'll say it again, being a moral-free slut is the only way to go. Your genitals will thank you for it.

And Meg, we get it. Dennis' wandering peen caused you great pain. Stop talking about it. Instead, explain to us why your face looks like a rubber glove filled with KY. After you answer that, tell us why the edges of your mouth look like they are being pulled by fish hooks.

Posted by: Michael K


ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Side note, Dennis Quaid was always too hot for Meg. Sorry to say.
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snowpiece's picture

LMAO Lolo

Submitted by zomay on September 24, 2008 - 12:05am.
This useless info would have nothing to do with her new chick movie out....or would it?

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oklahoma's picture

LMAO @ LoLo... But damn, Russell Crowe.. I really like Dennis Quaid, too.. I love his movies but I'm not big on cheaters either! Dumb bitch. And its weird that Russell would sleep w/ her, right?? isn't it??

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What on God's green earth possessed her to mess up her face like that? She was so cute 10-15 years back. Really, if you take care of yourself (i.e. eat right, keep fit, etc), you should just let nature take its course--you won't age badly. Even with all this plastic surgery, she doesn't look younger. She simply looks like a 50 year old with too much plastic surgery.

Auntie Mame's picture

I have always hated her ass. She needs to shut her joker mouth up and go away.

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Holy shit. Her face is looking awful. Why couldn't she go the Susan Lucci route? Hot face, 60-year-old neck!
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speakit's picture

Billy Bass needs some leave-in conditioner.

JuneStar's picture

i liked her back in the day, but now she looks like the joker had sex with lambchop

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Salem13's picture

See why not bring the Joker back in the next Batman movie Meg could easily replace Heath! Russell was hot as shit circa Gladiator then...I don't know what happened to him.

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I wonder if Meg has ever really looked at herself in the mirror and said to herself "shit, look at the mess I've made". That said I'm still gonna go see her trout pout in The Women.. wish me luck!

zomay's picture

This useless info would have nothing to do with her new chick movie out....or would it?

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The C word's picture

She’s got so much collagen in those lips, they won’t stop flapping….

Stop trying to justify your cheating by saying Dennis did it first and to a greater degree.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Doesn't she anything recent to gab about? Oh Meg, are you reliving the days when reasonably hot dudes were still interested in you? Maybe they still would be if you'd left your face alone...

LoLo's picture

OH hey there, Meg Ryan.

Lookie here. YOUVE GOT MAIL.

Sweet right? Want me to open it for you?

Lets see here....*adjusts pretend glasses*

Youre mail, Meg Ryan, reads as follows;

Dear Meg Ryan,
SHUT UP BITCH!
We do not care!
Love always,
Everybody in the world.

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Am's picture

I have only question for Meg: Why so serious?

christine the hoff's picture

shit, fucking russell crowe was worth it, anyway, so props to trout mouth.

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islandgirl's picture

She has the 'Joker' mouth.

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