Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Meg Ryan Isn't The Only One Who Cheated

When Meg Ryan's marriage to Dennis Quaid ended in 2000, everyone figured it had to do with her fucking Russell Crowe without permission. Meg confirms to InStyle (via UsWeekly) that she wasn't the only one participating in dishonest fucking. Haven't we heard this before? Oh well, let's hear it again!

Meg was somehow able to open up her lips and say: "Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that after I was divorced."

She went on to say that Russell had nothing to do with her marriage going down the toilet. "“I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out.”

"My time as a scarlet woman was really interesting. As painful as it was, it was also incredible liberating. Now I was utterly free. I didn’t have to care about what people thought."

She's right. I've said it before and I'll say it again, being a moral-free slut is the only way to go. Your genitals will thank you for it.

And Meg, we get it. Dennis' wandering peen caused you great pain. Stop talking about it. Instead, explain to us why your face looks like a rubber glove filled with KY. After you answer that, tell us why the edges of your mouth look like they are being pulled by fish hooks.

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Suki's picture

She's stupid.

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simoneenomis's picture

Every time I see her I say: "What have you done to your face Meg?! You have fucked up your face!!" She was so cute around When Harry Met Sally...
Can someone explain to me why some people can't just accept aging? If its inevitable why fight it?

I didn't think The Women was THAT bad... maybe if it was a little less all over the place, and had some script tweaking, better characters (ahem Jada's character was completely pointless and cliche) it could of been better. It was better than Sex and the City

Funny how this bitch is lashing out at her ex immediately after her latest film stiffed. She will obviously do anything for some ink, including taking shots at someone who recently nearly lost his children and really doesn't need to be involved in her nonsense anymore.

By the way, I wonder if that Joker face isn't because of bad surgery. Maybe she wouldn't shut up and Russell threw a phone at her cheek.

Tigerlilly's picture

She got her some cheek implant wonk eye up in there...
I mean WTF??? WHY??? I watched "When Harry Met Sally" the other night, and bitch was CUTE, when yo' ass it CUTE, go wif it...Don't be tryna be nothin' else...A'IGHT???
Wonky cheek implant Botox havin trout mouth ho!

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Submitted by Aamyko. on September 24, 2008 - 10:32am.

Girlfriend, what's with the hair?

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Aamyko.'s picture

Girlfriend, what's with the hair?

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paris herpes's picture

She had such low self-esteem after cheating on Dennis with Russell Crowe that she went out and got some trout lips I imagine. She's looked weird ever since! I can't remember the last movie I saw her in, I think it was that awful movie "You Got Mail"...some goddam tripe, made me hate both her AND Tom Hanks!

Your face!

Lucy Goosey's picture

What a bitter and haggard person.

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Submitted by miso-horny on September 23, 2008 - 8:51pm.

hi, miso!!!

yeah, that's all i got, i don't give enough of a shit about Meg Ryan to even read this post

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miso-horny's picture

Maybe his "wandering peen'' made her butcher her face? WTF happened to her?

She is in a coffee commercial here in Japan (which I cannot explain why,I thought that they used A list people) and my Japanese Bf turns and asked me if she was in an accident LOL.

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r5bales's picture

Her next sentence was,"Since I was so free, and didn't care, I fucked my face up just to show everyone how much I didn't care."

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lizardo911's picture

She is so weird looking anymore. And it doesn't look like plastic surgery. Not sure what she is doing to that ugly mug anymore...

well hello there gumby!

Madam Pince's picture

"Submitted by Green Is Good on September 23, 2008 - 4:39pm.

I know! She's so full of shit. She's just bitter Dennis and Russell Crowe both dumped her, and moved on with their lives with new wives and kids"

AMEN SISTAH!!!

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kdracofan's picture

She used to be so cute.

kdracofan's picture

She used to be so cute.

Euphoria's picture

I am mucho pissed that Hellwood has murdered a classic, The Women. NOBODY can do The Women like Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell, Joan Crawford, and the other hot bitches from that era. And the fact that Meg Ryan had a part in it gives me yet another reason to despise her. She has horrible Joker lips and other bargain basement plastic surgery and she fucked up her marriage and her career with Russell Crowe, of all people. She's a lying silicone sac of shit.

I will NOT be lining anyone's purse with my money from going to see today's murdered, dead and rotting version of The Women.

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Submitted by nicaw on September 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I love it when people say the marriage was over before the affair. If so, why didn't you take steps to end the marriage?
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I know! She's so full of shit. She's just bitter Dennis and Russell Crowe both dumped her, and moved on with their lives with new wives and kids.

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Submitted by Hekki on September 23, 2008 - 1:08pm.

And she was involved in mangling "The Women". She's on my shit list for sure.

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I still can't believe that they fucked up one of the best classic Hollywood films of all time. *Puke*

Eva Mendez in the Joan Crawford part?! Meg Ryan in the Norma Shearer part?! Bitch, fucking PLEASE.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I don't remember at all. The glaringly obvious signs of trauma were that I stopped walking and talking and it took months go get that back.

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I love it when people say the marriage was over before the affair. If so, why didn't you take steps to end the marriage? Before she had her very public affair, she and Dennis Quaid were still married.

If Dennis did cheat, no one knew about it. On the other hand, her affair with Crowe was all out in the open.

If I'm not mistaken, it was Dennis who ended the marriage and filed for divorce after her affair came out in the open. And, Russell Crowe ended their affair. I think Russell realized how damaging the affair could be to his career.

You would have thought that Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller could have learned. It's the same situation.

Hekki's picture

Uvula: Do you remember being called by your original name? That's my objection. I have an almost-three year old and she knows who she IS. She can recognize her written name, and I cannot IMAGINE how she would feel if we told her she wasn't "Little Hekki" anymore, but "Daisy". For babies, it's not an issue.

I had this argument with Mr. Hekki and he didn't see the big deal. I just think children have their little identities and personalities and it's pulling the rug from underneath them. He thinks kids are more resilient than that.

coiled-n-hissing's picture

What? Cheating spouses in Hollywood? Nooo! Get OUT! Can't be true!

Whatever. I do like her lipstick color though. So shoot me.

LoLo's picture

Meg just has to realize that some people dont care for fish or seafood in general.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I just want to know why she has a Adam's apple. Her neck weirds me the hell out.

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Candy Lynn's picture

If you wake up every morning next to that face, you'll cheat too!

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Submitted by Hekki on September 23, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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I was a year old and my parents changed my name after the adoption because they didn't like it. I guess it doesn't occur to me that it's weird.

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yiooooooo's picture

so she was cheating on her husband and he found out about it ,and asked for a divorce and after that she found out he was cheating too , know she is piss off that she was the one caugh fucking a married man???

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Submitted by Hekki on September 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.

And ANOTHER thing I hate about this slag. She adopted a little girl and changed her name. The kid was like three years old and Meg didn't like her name, so she just re-named her.

That's what pissed me off about Angelina too. When these kids are old enough to know their name, why are you changing it?

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Submitted by JuneStar on September 23, 2008 - 1:06pm.
i liked her back in the day, but now she looks like the joker had sex with lambchop

OMG - LMAO!

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Hekki's picture

And ANOTHER thing I hate about this slag. She adopted a little girl and changed her name. The kid was like three years old and Meg didn't like her name, so she just re-named her. Fine to do when the kid is a baby, but I think that's a really fucked up thing to do to a toddler. How confusing and demoralizing that would be.

And she was involved in mangling "The Women". She's on my shit list for sure.

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Meg wanted to be so free, so why was her face being suffocated?

Release the botox, slut!

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You're definitely getting on Jezebel for that one. I had to read it twice. Rubber glove filled with KY and fish hooks, oh my!

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"And Meg, we get it. Dennis' wandering peen caused you great pain. Stop talking about it. Instead, explain to us why your face looks like a rubber glove filled with KY. After you answer that, tell us why the edges of your mouth look like they are being pulled by fish hooks."

Michael...haha...you're so funny & cute!
You really make me laugh even when I'm sitting at home sick in bed. You always put a smile on my face.

greenfinch's picture

Cute never ages well, trying to fix it invariably makes it worse.

omg this is so true. i know a girl, who was cute as hell in highschool, and guys flocked around her. then by thetime she was 25 people were saying omg is that so and so. she looks terrible...

cute so doesnt age well. HAHA

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I'm with you Bella, Russell does nothing for me.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Meg,
shut your fish lips & get your saggy tits fixed!

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Bella's picture

I´ve never gotten the appeal of Russel Crowe. The only movie I found him hot in was Romper Stomper but that´s probably because I have a major thing for guys with shaved heads...

parissucksliterally's picture

Did Dennis's cheating drive her to fuck up her face?

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Cheese and crackers woman! Cute never ages well, trying to fix it invariably makes it worse.

/laughs behind hand/

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Dirk Diggler's picture

I've always hated her fake cutsie-poo act. And those lips, YUK!

mike's picture

I never got her appeal. Never.

M.E.'s picture

Guess she's still stuck on the Quaid peen.

christine the hoff's picture

Cheese and rice, she really has fried her hair, I"m six weeks past my trim date and my hair's not that bad.
and FYI, that pale blond makes her look older too.
she needs a dark honey shade.

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fuzzyslippers's picture

Yeesh, how did this joker end up with that once-hot piece Russell Crowe?

Back in 2000, I would've let him take my virginity, I was so hot for him.

Now? Not so much.

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Bella's picture

Damn she looks scary in that photo... I thought Russel Crowe dumped her, not the other way around?

Stock Broker's picture

Doesn't this has-been have a movie coming out?

Nothing says "desperate" like digging up ancient history for attention.

LoLo's picture

You all already know im crazy but I would so bang the Quaid before Russel.

Seriously! WHY is she still talking about this?

Ding Dong times were ovah with a long time ago.
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