Oh, The Sun!
What in The Sims hell is this fuckery?! The Sun has published these two pictures of Brit Brit and claim the label is using them to promote her first single "Womanizer." I am 99.999999% sure this shit was fan made. If I'm wrong, you can force feed me a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool-Aid crust.
The Sun writes:
Britney's bosses are using these shots to promote her comeback single Womaniser, though they've been more successful at promoting the wonders of computer wizardry.Dressed in sexy leather dominatrix gear and holding a whip, the singer is pictured leaning over a scantily-clad hunk.
I've seen Cheeto puffs that are thicker than Brit Brit's ankles in these pictures. She looks like a Ty Ty Banks and Claudia Schiffer hybrid. I pray to the Frapp gods that these are real! As the kids say, they bring the LULZ. That was hard to type.
In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit's single was supposed to come out yesterday, but the label has pushed it back a week for more "tweaking." It will be released on September 29th. If you can't wait that long, just listen to the robotic voice on your answer machine that tells you how many messages you have. Brit's single is probably going to sound something like that.
UPDATE: According to Breathe Heavy, this shit is definitely fan made using old Brit Brit photos. Oh well. I might eat a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool Aid crust anyway.
i thought that main photo was Beyonce!
Lets get one thing straight here, even if that isn't stolen off Tyra, Britney still doesn't have legs like that. Sure Supermodels have long skinny legs like that Britney Spears however has ALWAYS had short, fat, stubby tree trunk legs, so for anyone trying to pull this off (even a fan) is pretty pathetic. Britney's calves and thighs are huge.
Do u guys pay attention to anything. Britney super-imposed her face on Tyra Banks body. Check Tyras photo gallery for last years Top Model show. She is totally a biter!
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I thought it was beyonce a la pshop skin bleach at first.
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I think they actually manipulated the Tyra pics. They have them side by side here: www.mediatakeout.com/2008/26859-mto_world_exclusive_britney_spears_steal...
Debbie Gibson must be thrilled they are still photoshopping her face onto other people's bodies.
Tyra's legs sort of look like that. I'm not sure she has like MEGA hips so maybe they photoshopped Britney's actual hips to this body. She's actually not looking bad these days either, but this is some computer generated anime chick type shit right here. Britney does not look like this AT ALL. In their dreams. She looks like Satan here. Hell is nigh!
Your face!
I knew it was Tyra's body. I recognize those skinny legs anywhere. Shitney has HUGE tree trunk legs. The face is messed up.
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Oh my gaaaawwwwd! Her face is scaring me!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me. Than a frontal labotomy :}
They got the eyes right, anyway.
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I thought this was Beyaki. Thank GOD it's not her.
It's an imitation to the letter of Tyra's picture but even that Tyra pic is airbrushed. The latest edition of "Britney Spears" they're pushing on us is such a fraud that she is a fake copy of a fake copy.
There's some Tyra Banks in there somewhere.
http://lovebscott.sharenow.com/2008/01/18/tyra-banks-rules-over-new-antm...
Well at least it wasn't Vadge. I am so sick of seeing Grandma's pussy. So vile.
Bitch PLEASE! Even old Brit didn't have legs that long and thin. Those are Barbie's legs/body and she's not human.
kinda looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh card too
i thought it was beyonce too. it doesn't look one bit like brit.
She is so freakin' pathetic.
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Frightening.
Looks like Shakira
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was Beyonce!
I thought it was Beyonce!
It's Tyra's body Mediatakeout.com has the story as their lead for the day.
They show the tyra photos and besides that I am not sure what the hell they did to Britney's face.
Anybody that buys anything related to Brit is a loon
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
that looks like Jenna Jameson or somebody.
Tyra and Shitney in Photoshop blender was the end result of this unholy mess.
I think tyra had a pose like the one with her leg out
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
yea that is not Brit's body... that is pics from Ty Ty's photoshoot for her show.... if you go to mediatakeout.com you will see the real pictures and they put them side by side
Wow - I thought that was Brittany Murphy at first.
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Yeah, not Britney. Even hardcore Britney stans were going, "Um, that doesn't look like her" when someone started spreading those two pics around. It was also pointed out that the guy in the thumbnail pic was lifted right from a Dolce & Gabbana ad.
Even at 16, Britney never had those calves.
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OLD pics of Britney? From WHEN? A past life?
Britney's legs have NEVER EVER looked like that! They are 3 ft longer than Britney's legs!
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DAE - I think Brit needs to hold a party, catered by us Dlisters (only, we'll have to pretend to be Btitards) and we can spike the kool aid. One stone, two birds.
looks like an "iconic" Beyonce with JLo's thin ankles.
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Who is that!? cause there's no way in hell
Shitney looks like that....
Jordan's face!!! Take a closer look!
So we've established it's Ty Ty's body, but isn't that first pic Ashley Jizdale's face?
I thought the first pic was a photoshopped Beyonce, that's how bad it is.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 5:27pm.
The Britards should be shot.
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Not as much as their idol does!
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double post!
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Someone link the original Ty Ty photo with this fuckery.
The Britards should be shot.
Fanmade? Ha! Knew they weren't real! She has NEVER EVER & will NEVER look that good!
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Were those "old photos" from Lynne's ultrasound? 'Cuz she's never been that thin on THIS side of the uterus.
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Now. Thinking a record company/Brit put these out to promote scared me.
Finding out a fan actually produced these, really scared me.
Finding out that she has a fan website that took the time to research and blow the promotion rumor away and find the originals used...well, fuck me! Mike Myers could come out of my bathroom mirror and it wouldn't phase me.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
well there's one thing that's for sure is that they photoshop like hell britney whatever the promo shot is!
what the fuckery fuck fuck! i thought this was bouncey...
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Uhmmmmmmmmmm these shots were lifted straight from one of Tyra's ANTM campaigns. Another gossip site has all the pictures side by side. It's funny cause they didn't attemt to change much. That is Tyra's body :->
Ugly, plain and simple, UGLY. This crap is right up there with velvet paintings of Elvis and the Last Supper.
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