Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
The perfect "stocking stuffer": David Beckham's extra-gay calendar - Popbytes
Kendra Wilkinson is engaged.......to a dude and it's not Hef. - Celebitchy
David Blaine is faker than fake! - Mollygood
A day at the park with Berry & Baby - A Socialite's Life
The lazy-eyed ho from the original "90210" has some serious cleavage - Popoholic
Posh goes to the gym 7 days a week. She totally works out in heels. - ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston with a man on the beach. They look thrilled. - I'm Not Obsessed
Daniel Craig will never put on the Bond trunks again. Booo! - Gabsmash
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I find Beckham about as sexy as Amy Winehouse.
I'll admit that the main picture of Jen sitting hunched over isnt flattering...she DOES look a tad bloated, but i think its just the light and her posture. We all know she has a smokin bod.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Criss Angel is just weird...I dont know how to explain it. I've watched a bit of his show and saw that weird trick he did levitating over the top of the Luxor. i still wonder how he did that...being a FAKE and all...lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
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Daniel Craig is a twat, I'm sorry but the only reason anyone even remembers him is because he wore those hot pants... and now he says no to them? Fuck Off.
3 thangs!
Fist thang.
Beckham, hardman with pugilistic apparatus? Yeah right! I would punch that pencilneck with so many lefts he'll be begging for a right! Thats right, i'm tough y'all, gimme respect!!!!!
2nd thang.
If Blaine did hang upside down for 60 hours he would die. Trust me, i'm one of the undead, i'm a cousin of Nosferatu himself!
Turd thang.
I want to have willy sex with Jen on a beach!
Datz all folks! Now, food!
LCT, she may be a little self conscious, but I don;t think she is blubbery.....I think her bod is amazing.....but I see your point.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
Must be soooo rough on Jen to have so much time to sit around in a bikini and develop a golden tan like that. Soooooo rough...
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Makeout monday! I likes kissing!
on topic, jenn does look a tad uneasy in that pic.
why fight the hotness? becks is as fuckable as they cum. haaaa,. cum.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 10:36am.
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I love his street magic. I like the simple illusions WAY more than the over the top shit.
I can't stand Criss Angel.
So true speakit...every damn magician and "illusionist" is a faker. I agree he needs to stick to levitating off the ground a few inches and doing card tricks.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 23, 2008 - 10:25am.
LCT: you're kidding, right? Look at the way she's sitting.......most people look a little "blubbery" when sitting that way....
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She's holding her towels and pillows or whatever they are over it in every shot. You think that's her not being self conscious about it??
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 10:24am.
LCT
tit motorboating? cool. we can use up all our foreplay on the way to sit on my face friday.
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Wow... this week is going to be a busy one then.
Hard Willy Wednesday
Thumb-Diddling Thursday
SIT ON YOUR FACE FRIDAY!
The douche pinata isn't truly magical? What a shock! LOL! Everyone knows the guy is just a pathetic publicity hound. I've seen geek shows with better and more interesting acts.
Give it up DP and take that job at Starbucks your mom keeps telling you about. It'll be a step up for him.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I totally hate Posh's new short hairstyle...she looks older to me somehow. and running 4 miles 7 days a week?...YEAH RIGHT! She never worked out before and all of a sudden she's doing THAT much? Although someone pointed out yesterday that 4 miles is like 30 minutes on the bicycle or something. So 30 minutes sounds more feasible...still 7 days?? She must really have nothing to do....lol.
Her man is HAWT though....ROWR!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
http://www.aamyko.com
Check it!
I'm sorry but I don't care how hot Becks is there is something about him that annoys the shit outta me.
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You should see all the Chinese protesters that were bussing up to go to the U.N.
Lots of protesting today.
Im afraid if they see the morning wood they will protest this too.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OH David, what's the point? Every magician is technically a fraud, it's not like they have 'real' magical powers. But this isn't an illusion. It's just some guy hanging upside down and there's no risk because he's not doing it continuously. He should stick to the street magic.
I still think he's cute tho, can't help it.
Becks keeps making the Sam Ro face.
Kathleen Robertson looks rode hard and put up wet.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
As valiantly as i try, i cannot fight Beckhams hot. Fuck me!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Well I know what my brother-in-law's gay uncle is getting for christmas.
Kendra Wilkinson is one of the single most annoying people I have ever had the displeasure of knowing existed.
LCT: you're kidding, right? Look at the way she's sitting.......most people look a little "blubbery" when sitting that way....
oh, and good morning....:)
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
LCT
tit motorboating? cool. we can use up all our foreplay on the way to sit on my face friday.
on topic, gawd beckham is hot but I wish he'd smile sometimes.
Call me back when anniston's dating an alien.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Nahla Aubry is cute.
Just because you are in physical proximity of someone for a paparrazi shot doesn't mean you are banging them.
No shit, Douche Pinata is fake? Someone please pelt this jackass with rotten tomatoes.
I just don't get the appeal of all-over tattoos. What you like today may not be what you like tomorrow. Tattoo a shirt and wear that. It's disposable if your tastes change.
Looks like Jen's feeling mighty insecure about her somewhat blubbery mid-section.
Happy Tit-Motorboating Tuesday!
BORING wood is more like it!
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"