Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
The perfect "stocking stuffer": David Beckham's extra-gay calendar - Popbytes
Kendra Wilkinson is engaged.......to a dude and it's not Hef. - Celebitchy
David Blaine is faker than fake! - Mollygood
A day at the park with Berry & Baby - A Socialite's Life
The lazy-eyed ho from the original "90210" has some serious cleavage - Popoholic
Posh goes to the gym 7 days a week. She totally works out in heels. - ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston with a man on the beach. They look thrilled. - I'm Not Obsessed
Daniel Craig will never put on the Bond trunks again. Booo! - Gabsmash
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*raises hand for drinkie poo*
I can has?
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
LCT: who's picking on you? All I said was "please tell me you're kidding"
If I called you a bitch or anything else, yes, I'd be picking on you....I felt you started picking on me after my comment! Lol....let's chalk it up to a "sensitive morning" for both of us....k? Let's move on.....I have to go walk the dog, I'll be back in a bit to talk about anything else.......
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 11:25am
Bloody Mary's made with Spicy V8, it's a snack and cocktail in one.
Multitasking.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 8:27am.
Becks doesn't have lips. I need lips.. soft, chewable, kissable, suckable lips... yeeahhhhhh
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I NEVER saw the HWAT in this guy...NEV-AH
Meh, he's no Alec Baldwin.
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Farshtinkener
Becks doesn't have lips. I need lips.. soft, chewable, kissable, suckable lips... yeeahhhhhh
ACH! My figgen eye be twitching. ANNOYING!
WHo is JA's new dick?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 10:55am.
I am surprised no one is exclaiming that Chiniston is preggers...
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Don't go there today. Just don't.
In other news, want to come have a drink? 10am isn't too early for a cosmo, right?
loozer
Linus has many things to teach us, if we just want to learn...He's like Buddah.
RE: Becks hotness....I would agree that he's too pretty if it wasn't for the tatts and the scruff he probably would be pretty, but grrrrrrrr baby!!!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Little Nahla is one cute baby! But, I just can't get her name to roll off my tongue easily...sounds like "GNAW-lah."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 23, 2008 - 10:55am.
LCT, just because I am skinny, it doesn't mean I have to rip apart other people for having a little meat on them....I think she looks better now that when she was with Brad (when she was rail thin, the ay he likes them).
Maybe it is because I like her, that I don't shred her, but I don't think she is fat at all and I love her shape. She is in proportion, and has a great set of legs, and great boobies!
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By saying she has a little pudge on her tummy is not shredding her. Have we become so politically correct in here that it's inappropriate to point out someone's insecurity about a few tummy rolls, or do you just like picking on me?
Hell, I have tummy rolls, and saying that about myself doesn't mean I'm ripping myself apart, it means I'm stating the truth.
I don't find becks to be too pretty at all...he's so athletic and i love all the tattoos on his hawt body. Now Brad Pitt i find to be too pretty....although i've had a lot of dreams lately where im sitting around with Brad smoking doobies and shooting the shit. He'd be like my best girlfriend...lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
@Euphoria, Clarisse, CtH:
LMAO!
(damn job; gets in the way)
@shut the smurf up: definitely 'too pretty'...
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Cant see your new avie yet snowy...:( This site is updating SUPER slow lately...i changed my avie yesterday morning and it didnt show up till the end of the day. MK...time to get your lackeys on the ball!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Im sorry but when i look at becks i just think gay.
So I cant even begin to register a lady boner for him.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Like NovaNighlty, I am blocked from myspace.
I will keep the G.P. on the Down Low Clarisse & Christine.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I'll just play ignorant to Becks Minnie Mouse voice, bitch is fucking HOT!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 11:09am.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ☺
Submitted by The C word on September 23, 2008 - 10:07am.
Becks' voice is a major tingle-killer.
Agreed, but for me is "to Pretty", is there such a thing?
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
OK, I went to MK's MySpace and that photoshopped pic of your face over Cynthia Nixon's on the arm of Rojo Caliente cracked my shit up! MK, you are one funny, funny gurl!
C word
Like I'd let him use his mouth for tawkin.
"snort"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
here I made it my avie! too funny MK!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
The C word
Nuthin a ball gag won't cure!
*wink*wink*
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Submitted by The C word on September 23, 2008 - 11:07am.
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You can say that again...it's right up there with Justin Timberlake's tiny, whiny voice. *ugh*
Love Becks,he is such an Alpha male,yum
The lazy eyed ho has some fab boobs but needs a eye patch!
David Blaine is not cool,he needs to work Vegas
Becks' voice is a major tingle-killer.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 23, 2008 - 11:01am.
OMG! you guys have to go to MK myspace! he photoshoped a pic of Rojo caliente and CN and put his head on it!!!
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I noticed the myspace link for the first time a couple of days ago. MK has pretty good taste in music. It totally cracks me up he likes Barbara Mandrell tho.
Loozer
what happens in the pumpkin patch STAYS in the pumpkin patch, ssshhhhh.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on September 23, 2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 23, 2008 - 11:01am.
He matched the foundation and everything!
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Oh loozer!
You never discuss the Great Pumpkin!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Becks has the same psuedo-angry face in every picture, he is apparently not a man of many moods.Or maybe he was just thinking about Posh and her silicone boobs and robot face.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 23, 2008 - 11:01am.
OMG.. I'm dying over here. He (or whoever did it) did a good job, too!
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Magicians are fake? Reality shows are fake? Beck's bulge is fake? Next you are going to give me some bad news about The Great Pumpkin and Santa aren't you?
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Dammit...cant get on myspace here at work. :( Damn firewall!!!! Well..at least i have Dlisted!! YAY!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
OMG! you guys have to go to MK myspace! he photoshoped a pic of Rojo caliente and CN and put his head on it!!!
LMFAO!!!!
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
thanks Smurfy, I was beginning to think I was the only fool who felt the sexy, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
KDF!!! kisses and hugs!
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by KD on September 23, 2008 - 7:43am.
To me, Beckham's face looks like that guy from that TV show "Beauty and the Beast"
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Ooh...i used to watch that show too! *sigh* That was Ron Pearlman(sp?) in makeup...btw...and ooh...whatherface...Linda Hamilton i think. I can see what you're saying about that face of Becks....he ALWAYS makes that face.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
-I too think Blaine in sexy, a Major douche, but still sexy.
- Are you telling me that the girls next door is FAKE???? what? Ptffffffffffff.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
LCT, just because I am skinny, it doesn't mean I have to rip apart other people for having a little meat on them....I think she looks better now that when she was with Brad (when she was rail thin, the ay he likes them).
Maybe it is because I like her, that I don't shred her, but I don't think she is fat at all and I love her shape. She is in proportion, and has a great set of legs, and great boobies!
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
I am surprised no one is exclaiming that Chiniston is preggers...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Blaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhh.
That's all I have to say about that.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Beckham has way too many tattoos. ICK.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Beckham is showing his age in that photo - not a good look.
And what is with Jen A. She is usually just out there showing her ass and everything to everyone. Looks like she is developing a roll in that mid-section there when she is sitting trying to cover it up.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 23, 2008 - 10:38am.
LCT, she may be a little self conscious, but I don;t think she is blubbery.....I think her bod is amazing.....but I see your point.
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I said 'somewhat blubbery' midsection. Considering how skinny you say you are, it shocks me that you didn't comment on it first.
LOVE ANDERSON
hear hear!
why can't a fissure open up in the earth and swallow all these boring fucks!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Kendra is not gay?
And what!? Daniel Craig is not rocking those shorts?! POOOOO!!!! the man makes tuxedos look so effing good....*sigh* I can't wait for the new Bond movie to come out.
GWAD, why can't Brangelina break up or Shitney go out for a drive....
Celeb news has been icky and blech....
And you know Tommygirl has pre-ordered a calendar for every room.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
LO: OMG! with their red shirts and plastic flowers! I was wondering what the hell that was all about.
dutchmodernist : LMAO re the SamRo face, he has the same dumb expression in every pic!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
Criss Angel is just weird...I dont know how to explain it.
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I think so too! I haven't seen much of his stuff because he irritates the fukk out of me, but I have a theory: maybe he has a twin. Like one he keeps in a dungeon like cellar that he only let's out to help him with his 'magic'. Okay, not really, but that would explain the weirdness.
To me, Beckham's face looks like that guy from that TV show "Beauty and the Beast" or whatever it was called. Does anyone remember that show? The one where the guy that looks like a lion lived in the sewer or some dungeon place? I watched that ALL THE TIME when I was a young'n.
You shouldn't workout 7 days a week. YOu should take one day, at least to rest. Or you will get burned out quick.