Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
The perfect "stocking stuffer": David Beckham's extra-gay calendar - Popbytes
Kendra Wilkinson is engaged.......to a dude and it's not Hef. - Celebitchy
David Blaine is faker than fake! - Mollygood
A day at the park with Berry & Baby - A Socialite's Life
The lazy-eyed ho from the original "90210" has some serious cleavage - Popoholic
Posh goes to the gym 7 days a week. She totally works out in heels. - ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston with a man on the beach. They look thrilled. - I'm Not Obsessed
Daniel Craig will never put on the Bond trunks again. Booo! - Gabsmash
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HOLY Farts!! A poo thread with a healthy dash of man bashing!!!!
Oh happy day! Ooooh Happy Day!!!!!!!
LCT,
I'm having pizza for lunch!
*wink*wink*
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
YEAH for Kendra. She needs to get away from that old man. Life is to short for that shit.
Omg square pegs?? wow old skool right there!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 11:42am.
POO nazis
bowel patrol
squirt squad
ass agents
fecal FBI
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HAHAHAH squirt squad.
Doody Brigade
Turd Squadron
Runs Troop
Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 8:52am.
I like a little gray in my man.
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and a little pudge.
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Farshtinkener
An excellent variation of that recipe is to muddle in some fresh basil and the juice of half a lime.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 11:47am
You know, I have substituted Tabasco with Jalapeno juice before, but that's the exact recipe I use as well, ex-bartender here.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Nova, I am getting from Netflix today Square Pegs: The Complete Series: Disc 1.
Hee!
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Farshtinkener
Mrs K is right...ACCEPT all his limitations. But thats whats great about women...we dont care as much about a little pudge or a little gray. Men are LUCKY we are like that!! :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
FUCK EM ALL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mrs. K. my friend just told me the secret is to just let them believe they ARE right all the time. And chuckle away inside.....But that sounds too much like my mother's life....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 8:47am.
Thanks M.E.....i totally wrote that recipe down!! now i have to go shopping...
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 11:50am.
Ladies...
OK, here's my unsolicited advice.
Find a guy who is CRAZY about you, and accept him with all his limitations.
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That's excellent advice. :)
Oh and um, about Alec. Yeah, I'm totally with you. Some men get better with age, like George Clooney. I like a little gray in my man.
I know, Mrs. K!
Just thought I would rattle the chains for any Brangie fans out there...
She actually has finally met up with John Stamos...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Frank
Ladies...
OK, here's my unsolicited advice.
Find a guy who is CRAZY about you, and accept him with all his limitations.
Then go shopping.
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Farshtinkener
I have all the abfab seasons on DVD...i sooooooooo wish they would come out with another season. *pouts!*
never seen Mad Men...so i can easily say i prefer AbFab. Although lately I have been on a total Monty Python kick...hence my quotes...:D I love british comedies!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
LCT: PURE BRILLIANCE!
"2) Their egos are so beyond over-sensitive that any error they make they must turn it around on someone else."
yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!
I lost my ATM card this morning, I called home and asked him to look for it, you guys already know how this story is gonna end huh? LMAO!!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 23, 2008 - 11:44am.
Um, Ladies...it's 11 am here, may I please have a beverage as well?
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Indeed!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 8:45am.
Don't be silly, Jen is sooooooooooo over Brad and his lousy toupees.
:)
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT: I'm ready for my drinky poo now!!
why are guys so freaking IDIOTIC!?!?!?! can someone tell me this? I am starting to think my man is a bit of a mimbo! LOL
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Because:
1) They pretend to know what they want, yet what they ACTUALLY want in the complete opposite of what they say they want. For example, men want a strong woman who can think for herself. Not because he'll respect her, but if he manages to dominate her and turn her into his little house wife, he'll have bragging rights on all his stupid male friends.
2) Their egos are so beyond over-sensitive that any error they make they must turn it around on someone else.
3) They're just unevolved cavemen in nice clothes.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 7:41am.
and now i am craving V8....mmmmmmmmmmm....sounds delish as a bloody mary. V8's are soooo good for you...and a little alkihaul never hurt...much. lol.
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Spicy V8
horseradish
tabasco
worstechire sauce
pepper
celery salt
green olive and 1tsb of olive juice
vodka
A bloody mary to KILL for!
Mrs. K: yeah, it doesn't suck or anything, I just couldn't get into it. I miss Lost.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 23, 2008 - 10:44am.
what's your pleasure?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
@Mrs. K,
My girl does seem to be pudgier. Maybe she is stress eating. After all we just saw her at the Toronto Film Festival and Brad and his super sperm were there at the same time... ((winking furiously))
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Frank
Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 8:44am.
Mrs. K I don't like it either, and I tried for the Dlisters!!! and I lurv abfab.
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WHEW, so I am not the only one.
I'm not saying it sucks, I'm jus sayin' I didn't enjoy watching it.
I miss the Sopranos.
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Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 8:42am.
But sadly, neither is Alec Baldwin anymore.
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oh but sweetie bay-bay, that's the thing! I find Alec so much sexier now than he was in say, Beetlejuice.
But that's just me.
*going to bathroom to change Depends*
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Farshtinkener
Um, Ladies...it's 11 am here, may I please have a beverage as well?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Mrs. K I don't like it either, and I tried for the Dlisters!!! and I lurv abfab.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 8:40am.
OHHHHHHHHHHH Mrs K!!!! I totally LURVE your Edina avie! Thats one of my favorite shows EVAH! Sweetie Dahlin!
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I KNOW!!!! It's one of mine, too.
I'd much rather watch AbFab than, oh, I dunno... Mad Men.
There I said it and I don't care who heard me.
That's right. I do not like Mad Men.
Bring it on.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 11:28am.
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I NEVER saw the HWAT in this guy...NEV-AH
Meh, he's no Alec Baldwin.
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But sadly, neither is Alec Baldwin anymore.
Mornin' Mrs. K :)
POO nazis
bowel patrol
squirt squad
ass agents
fecal FBI
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
and now i am craving V8....mmmmmmmmmmm....sounds delish as a bloody mary. V8's are soooo good for you...and a little alkihaul never hurt...much. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
LCT: I'm ready for my drinky poo now!!
why are guys so freaking IDIOTIC!?!?!?! can someone tell me this? I am starting to think my man is a bit of a mimbo! LOL ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 11:33am
I know, and it is healthy.
See, there is always a loop hole, you just gotta believe.
CHEERS!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 11:39am.
finally, A POO!!!!!!!!!!!! POO!
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Are the poo nazis gone?
OHHHHHHHHHHH Mrs K!!!! I totally LURVE your Edina avie! Thats one of my favorite shows EVAH! Sweetie Dahlin!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
finally, A POO!!!!!!!!!!!! POO!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
EEG - I forgot about that! Wooohooooooooo!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 11:31am.
I bought some sparkling pomegranate juice and I am going to experiment with my cosmo recipe.
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Mmmmmmm, that sounds DEEEEELISH. Let's have a girl's night.
I need a drink
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 11:29am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 11:25am
Bloody Mary's made with Spicy V8, it's a snack and cocktail in one.
Multitasking.
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Try it with Mr.& Mrs. T's 5-Pepper Spicy Bloody Mary Mix...that shit is incredible!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 11:30am.
*raises hand for drinkie poo*
I can has?
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YOU SAID POO!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 11:29am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 11:25am
Bloody Mary's made with Spicy V8, it's a snack and cocktail in one.
Multitasking.
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HIGH FIVE! You can get away with calling that one healthy! Good thinking.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 8:34am.
Mrs. K., have tried that, it is delish.
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that's good to know, doll.
Is it Friday yet?
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LCT,
You are allowed to drink cosmos all day. SATC is out on DVD today.
Mrs. K., have tried that, it is delish.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I think some jellis h8ter photoshopped those tummy rolls in. I really really do.
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add a celery stalk to the bloody mary and it's a fucking health food!
"drinks UP"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 7:29am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 11:25am
Bloody Mary's made with Spicy V8, it's a snack and cocktail in one.
Multitasking.
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OOOH, Spicy V8 makes the best bloodies.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 8:25am.
In other news, want to come have a drink? 10am isn't too early for a cosmo, right?
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I bought some sparkling pomegranate juice and I am going to experiment with my cosmo recipe.
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Daniel Craig and Becks are hawt meat hunks. But my favorite new guy has to be the "great walrus" in 'Caption This' pic. Best nose job ever!