Morning Wood

OKAY, WOW Y'ALL IN THESE LOWER CHATS BITCHING ABOUT MEN?

you're all the best people I never met.
"group hug"
I have to bathe and get ready for work, personal hygiene sucx.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

Loves it!

LOL lmao Seamless web......
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

LoLo,

HAHAHA. Fucking men. Get him one of the gizmos from the CT Contest.

Hi xxyxz!

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 3:26am.

*peeks in*

Hey all my favorite "fake friends"

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We is here, being fake and fabulous.

*peeks in*

Hey all my favorite "fake friends"

EEG my dude works from home.

When I get home he is still in his pajamas with his hair all messy and there are to-go boxes of food that he ordered all over the place after I JUST BOUGHT GROCERIES!

His excuse is he is too busy to stop and heat the shit up in the toster oven. Yet he finds the time to order on Seamlessweb and stop and open the door and sign for it and buzz the delivery bitches in.

Did i mention his desk is right next to the kitchen?

Now he wants me to make sure he works out because all the delivery food is making him fat.

I nearly spit my veggies out at that one!
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 3:15am.

LCT; I know, he's not so bad, and he's not even from this country so it's not entirely fair that I get mad at him for being a slow witted dumbass.

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LOL - which country breeds slow witted dumbasses? I NEED TO KNOW!

all is not lost...from the trailers, he is shirtless (and looking delicious..he has more of a leaner build, and less of the no-neck look. Think really buff footballer...sigh...)

I cannot wait for this movie.

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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Nova: is that monkeys beating on each other with glo sticks?
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Squirrels with lightsabres...Jedi squirrels.

Great avie....

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Snowy,

He is a very intelligent man, just plain fucking lazy. I did everything. Once I complained and he whined "But EEG, I work 40 hours a week" Alrighty baldie, my job on my feet in heels for ten hours a day is imaginary.

This is making ME look stoooopid.

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Nova: is that monkeys beating on each other with glo sticks?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by NovaNightly on September 24, 2008 - 3:07am.

dont feel bad snowy...i would FREAK if i lost my ATM card!!! Sorry to unload all my man caca....I need to calm down a bit. lol. I've been super high stress lately. *breathes deeply*

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I temporarily misplaced my ATM card last week. I literally had to re-trace my steps until I found it. It was in my bed.

LCT; I know, he's not so bad, and he's not even from this country so it's not entirely fair that I get mad at him for being a slow witted dumbass. but I still do, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

I tried snowy...my puter is retarded and since im at work i dont want to eff with it too much. It will probably show up later today...like my avie did yesterday after i changed it.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

See EEG, this is my problem, are they really that stupid or do they just think WE ARE!?!?!?!?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.

thanks LCT but he does take out the trash and lots of other stuff, I just lose my patience when he's stupid, I can't help it. U STOOPIT!!!!! LOL Anyway, we are starting counseling, his idea!
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...... his idea? I think you may have found one of the ones that's beginning to evolve. HIGH FIVE!

nova: refresh the page?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

You guys are having a major man bitch session while I fuck around with stupid assed Vista. Mrs. K., kindly hunt down Bill Gates for me and punch him in the penis.

Bald Fat Fuck story:

Asshat pretended for over two years not to know how to operate the coffee machine.

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

damn snowy...i still see your old avie. Could it be my puter since others can see it??

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Nova: that's why we have each other....LOL but it's true, I feel MUCH better about it after hashing it out with you peeps.....thanks!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 3:02am.

Sandbitch : LOL he'd prolly burst into tears!

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Tears would be fabulous.

So, he's a sensitive little petal AND a rude dickhead. My favorite.

*warming up slapping hands*

dont feel bad snowy...i would FREAK if i lost my ATM card!!! Sorry to unload all my man caca....I need to calm down a bit. lol. I've been super high stress lately. *breathes deeply*

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

OKIE! that is sooo freaking true? "Do we have any [ ]???"
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 9:58am.
Ok, given that he sounds like a lazy shit, how do you stay married to him? This is not meant to be snarky or anything. If ever my man makes me cook all weekend, I give him shit. Is this how married life is? The man doesn't do anything?
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I really don't know...he does have some redeeming qualities, i swear. I think it all comes from him been a mommas boy and needing things done for him. When he does fatherly stuff, he is AWESOME. It also stems from the fact that im kinda controlling with the raising of the kids and i like things done MY way. So i'm fine with doing all that. I cant seem to turn over the bills to his name because he is still learning how to properly use a checkbook. OH...and he is 5 years younger than me....so yeah, you know he has a lot to learn. I have been raised to be self-sufficient...so I just DO what needs to be done. Then after awhile i get stressed and blow my top...I think I just LET him get away with being sort of lazy. I need to step up...fer sure.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

thanks LCT but he does take out the trash and lots of other stuff, I just lose my patience when he's stupid, I can't help it. U STOOPIT!!!!! LOL Anyway, we are starting counseling, his idea!

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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by oklahoma on September 23, 2008 - 1:03pm.

LCT.. Seems to be th way it goes.. I seem to hear that from Everyone. And honestly I think when People act like nothing is wrong, then that's when there is the MOST things wrong in their life. just my opinion.
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Given enough time it's got to build up to the point where someone snaps. If I was married to a lazy fucker I'd be withholding sex/meals/blowjobs/laundry until he got his shit together or divorced me.

Actually its funny that I'm totally bitching so bad, even tho I did get some ass last night.. But we'll have to see how tonight goes.. and we'll talk tomorrow. haha!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 1:00pm.

Carrot, thst isnt even married men either love bug. Live in, married, life partners, fuck buddies you eat meals with.....

Men are lazy, lazy whores. ha ha ha
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Fuck, they'd be more useful as cavemen when they're out hunting all day. Now all they do is scratch their balls and sit on the couch.

LCT.. Seems to be th way it goes.. I seem to hear that from Everyone. And honestly I think when People act like nothing is wrong, then that's when there is the MOST things wrong in their life. just my opinion.
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Snowy.. Damn it! yeah, my guy never can find a damn thing either. he'll ask "where's the sugar" i'm like "do you live here?" I was just talking to Xxyxz about this yesterday, about how they have no clue where anything is. MEN!!!! noooo!!!!lol

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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.

oh boy now I feel like a piece of doo doo ca ca for getting upset over this damn ATM card, LOL y'all suck.
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Don't even! Your frustrations are justified.

Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 2:56am.

OKIE: he found it AFTER I cancelled it, AFTER he told me he looked three times like a bloodhound and it was nowhere.

THEN he told me it was my fault that I wan't able to cancel the NEW card because I don't know how to talk to the people at the bank....sigh

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Snowy & Okie, may I volunteer to bitch-slap the ignorant toads for you? Actually, I insist...

Carrot, thst isnt even married men either love bug. Live in, married, life partners, fuck buddies you eat meals with.....

Men are lazy, lazy whores. ha ha ha

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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 12:32pm.

Well my man got so PISSED at me the other day when i told him i wear the pants in the family. Then i clarified by saying that i do everything...all care for the kids, all the cleaning, all the other random household chores, pay the bills, work 9-1/2 hours a day 5 days a week, take care of the pets....and then i told him that taking out the trash one day a week is NOT ENOUGH. Sooo...long story short, he did the dishes last night. lol. Did i win??
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Ok, given that he sounds like a lazy shit, how do you stay married to him? This is not meant to be snarky or anything. If ever my man makes me cook all weekend, I give him shit. Is this how married life is? The man doesn't do anything?

okie: of course I paid for the expidited shipping so I could get it tomorrow.....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Snowy.. Argh! Did the bank charge to cancel it too? I hope not!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

OKIE: he found it AFTER I cancelled it, AFTER he told me he looked three times like a bloodhound and it was nowhere.

THEN he told me it was my fault that I wan't able to cancel the NEW card because I don't know how to talk to the people at the bank....sigh
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

ha ha ha!!!

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Balls are bad mmmkay? *throws one against the wall* GD it, it bounced back and hit me in the face.. Typical..

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Snowy,, did he find it? My guy would be like "Uh *grunt* I'll look for it if I get a chance"

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

I SO hate balls right now!

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oh boy now I feel like a piece of doo doo ca ca for getting upset over this damn ATM card, LOL y'all suck. :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Nova. All mine does is play golf, and he owns a body shop right next to our house, so people think he likes to work any tiime day or night. Fuckers! And he thinks I'M the problem when I say something or bitch, when I bitch about THEM, he thinks I'm bitching about him. but he plays golf WAY too fucking much! i hate balls! lol

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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Thanks okie...if it werent for the doobies and occasional xanax, i would be totally batshit crazy by now!! Its hard to argue with my man...he thinks his shit doesnt stink. He's into music production, so he spends all his evenings in the garage making music. I finally broke down on his ass the other night and said that i was sick of doing everything. He said "Fuck you!"...can you believe? Now that i type that i think i need to go kick him in the balls.

Good thing Lolo...take your time on having babies. I was thrust into the whole thing by getting pregnant after dating him only 4 months. Then we married when i was 6 months pregnant. He CAN be a good man...but right now im having such issues.

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

re men you live with
you use sex to train them to do chores. if he notices he gets a blow job the night after he helps, it's a motivating factor.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

LoLo.. For SURE.. Reaaaaly really u.g.l.y you ain't got no alibi you ugly maid.. *clap clap* You ugly maid.. *clap clap* lol..

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Nova this is exactly EXACTLY why when the BF was asking me if we wanted to have kids in the next few years i told him i would need to finish raising HIM first and he is well into his 30's now.

Im telling you it is the exact same crap as you said. Mofo did the dishes once ONCE last year and he has to be begged to take the garbage down and says that is equal as doing all the cooking and cleaning piss off the toilet.

I mean i love him LOVE him but shit man!

UH UH! NOOOO! Having children with Mr. Mofo = Mr. Mofo gets my ass a real ugly maid! ha ha ha
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Nova.. Don't I know that.. (girl time) *hands you xanax bottle* i was just gonna give you one, but I thought you should just have the bottle.. Thats what the doctor does to me, he's just like "here, i can't give you a new husband, sooo, here's some drugs!"

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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Yeah...he said that he "once" did the dishes like 6 times in a row....i was like WTF??? OH and i forgot to mention that i pack his lunch everyday AND i am his human alarm clock because he cant wake up with a regular alarm clock. Did i mention that i take care of two little 3-1/2 year old twin boys too?? So the house is a bunch of little men running around demanding shit from me....GAWD i need some girl time!!!!!

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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”