Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
The perfect "stocking stuffer": David Beckham's extra-gay calendar - Popbytes
Kendra Wilkinson is engaged.......to a dude and it's not Hef. - Celebitchy
David Blaine is faker than fake! - Mollygood
A day at the park with Berry & Baby - A Socialite's Life
The lazy-eyed ho from the original "90210" has some serious cleavage - Popoholic
Posh goes to the gym 7 days a week. She totally works out in heels. - ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston with a man on the beach. They look thrilled. - I'm Not Obsessed
Daniel Craig will never put on the Bond trunks again. Booo! - Gabsmash
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halle's baby is still fug
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Even though Beckham looks all tough and shit here, I swear he looks just like that while biting his pillow for Tommy Girl late at night! Okay, I know...he's a bit of a hottie...duh!
Your face!
I have everything you need right here!
Nova,
See xxyxz. She has all the cleaning supplies.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
I leave and come back to see bath water all over my clean bathroom floor!!!! DAMMIT...nows i have to mop all over again!! Sloppy bitches!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
xxyxz!
Men are even worse these days than when i kicked out on the last one!!! Holy moly!!!!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
um what the fuck is up with that apartment holy shit god damn that is so fucking dirty did you see the god damn bathroom counter what the fuck????
OH MY GOD!
She had a pile of bloody plugs ON THE COUNTER OHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOD
WRONG THREAD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
that 'bo kendra isnt fooling anyone
Clarisse
Come on in...
Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Is his name Kent?
Was he watching the movie Fame?
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No, his name was Stupid Fucking Dumbshit and he was watching his own balls.
*hands everyone in this thread a warm towel*
Sweet sassy mollassy!!!!
...and that kids, is why Auntie Clarisse lives alone.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
*blushes* Soft sponge feel nice.. , now your turn..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 11:42am.
DISH... we want to know your man problems too
bring some candles and rose petals... this is
thearpy/sexy time all in one
Oh he fucking did! I was/am so dickmatised it ain't funny. Halp me ladies. I am going to cry or tattoo a big L on my forehead.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
i love you all so much I will now drink some bathwater....SLUUUUURPPPP!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
*washes Okies big boobs with soft sponge*
haha LoLo.. MAgical Crayon. Does it come in Pot Green.. Pee Pee yellow.. *crosses fingers* Me hopes soo..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
EEG.. Jees. and you weren't married before? But he sure enjoyed that you treated him so good.. Succubus jerk! That's what mine says "why are you so mad, upset?" uh, really???
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*climbs back in tub* Ok ready for rub a dub dub!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
EEG
Oh no he didn't!!!! what did you do to him?
Broken windows? Rag of gasoline in the gas tank?
keyed his car? do sexytimes with his bestfriend
or dad? I hope you did something!
*draws on boobies with soap crayon*
Now this here piece of soap will stain the grout between the tiles and not come out of the towels, but it will wash off of your body.....
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*drags Oklahoma back in tub*
You didn't have to pour out the Mr.Bubbles!!
xxyxz,
I moved so he could start a new career. I would get up at 3a.m. to make his coffee and lunch, iron his shirt. Blah, blah yada yada.
When we were breaking up he said "Why are you so upset EEG? you are acting like we are married."
Fucker.
LoLo your soap is in between my boobies, feel free to retrieve it.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Is his name Kent?
Was he watching the movie Fame?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 11:39am.
There is still no sex in the champagne room
until now!
*drinks out of the bath tub faucet*
OH do you guys remeber those soap crayons?
Mom HATED those things!
"It stains the grout blah blah blha"
" Then why is you lettin me rub this shit all over my body woman????"
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You guys are picking on me.. I'm leaving.. But I'm taking the soap, and the Mr. Bubbles.. We'll have out own party!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
HO. LEE. FUCK. I have just encountered the stupidest person in the history of the world and I may choke myself.
BODY WASH AND WATER MOVES OKAY WOW!
I'm so fucking bored right now.
The bosses are out for a "meeting" coincidentally at the golf course. What are the odds?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Snowy. Hmph *crosses arms* its just a Baby ruth CandyBar.. *takes a bite* Seeee!! its peanuts, not corn.. know your turds..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I KNOW! I try to growl at him myself...
But he likes it
OKIE GOD DAMMIT! THE TOILET'S RIGHT THERE!!!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Aw man, CthHoff caught me *puts on disguise* haha, no one will recognize me now Muahahahaha.. *combs mustache*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
*adds Mr.Bubble*
OMG OKIE POOPED IN THE TUB!!! FLOATER!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
*growls at Xxyxz's husband* Bad boy!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
There is still no sex in the champagne room.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CTH: we don't want no menz in the baftub!
(edited to say I am not calling YOU a man, LOL I just thought it might have sounded that way!)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Snowy, no worries, only men herez is the dawg and the kittayy
Okie, no bath for you, we're waiting until our wedding night, remember? LOL!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
LoLo
you mean your "special" rubber duck?
you'll have to give me a few minutes...
*drops soap* oooops!! Everyone help find it! I think its down on the floor..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
My husband thinks I'm HIS slave...Sex and otherwise...
He does nOT help, Not cook, Not clean... I get his clothes every morning....Hive him his towel when he takes a shower...wipe his ass when he goes to the barfroom (not really)
Cook lunch and dinner everyday!!! No leftovers?!@##^%*
and he will find the one thing that isn't perfect and complain
*scrubbing CTH's back*
xxyxz.... where did my rubber duckey go?
Okie dont forget to wash behind your ears.
Im sorry what are we talking about?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I would love to be a tattoo on Becks arm, or thigh, or chest, lips, tongue.. uh, you see where I'm going here..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Lolo
scrub my back!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
oh jesus fucking christ man!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Group bath?? Count me as a very dirty girl!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
EEG
xxxoo
Group bath at CTH's Place!
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maybe its because of where and how we grew up, but helping out around the house has never been an issue..he just doesn't cook because, well, lord knows he can't. Is it a cultural thing in America to apply the double standard of women working all day and then being left taking care of the home, or is it because here in the US more women probably stay at home than other countries?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Sandbitch: I might get the Taliban on my ass..... :o
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "