Blaaake Wants To Stay In The Chokey
The Crackie of Camden's puss-filled wart of a husband, Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil, doesn't seem very interested in ever leaving prison. He already turned down an offer to get out early if he lived with his mother instead of Wino. Blaaaake has rejected a second proposal. Prison officials told him that they would cut his sentence by two months if he agreed to go to rehab. Blaaake said "fuck no."
One of Wino's friends blabbed to The Sun: "This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison."
And how will Wino handle this "blow." With plenty of blow, of course! Sorry. That was too obvious. It was just laying there, waiting for me to give it some attention.
The friend went on to say: “All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.”
Let's crawl inside the mind of a crackhead for a quick minute. First of all, it smells like burnt lightbulbs. Second of all, why would you want to leave prison? There's plenty of butt sex, butterscotch pudding and CRACK! What more could a crackhead want?
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Please Amy take Blake out of your life.
When you do make that right decision
I wish you peace of mind and
a quick recovery of your heart
And I guarantee many great things to come!
You know, I'd be denying opportunities too. Amy had a rough year and don't look like she did when he went in, after all, and Blake doesn't look like the "ride or die" type to me. I bet he's got like three penpal playmates and two jail "daddies".
He wants to stay in jail for the crack huh? He's pathetic, I'm not sure what Amy Wino sees in him, but then again, I'm not sure her mind is all there these days and she's been grasping at straws of reality (and surreality) for shit that's not really there, like her relationship with Blake. All this means: he's a loser, move on already damn it. Actually I'm sure she has, her relationship with drugs is FAR more important now.
Your face!
Aw what a big sooky baby. Doesn't want to go to mummies, doesn't want to get better and lose the drugs and won't come out of his cell until he can go back to his sugar mommy who buys all the drugs for him.
Anyone that still cares about Amy must be dreading this human stain getting out.
Wonder where he'd be if he hadn't managed to marry well.
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Blake looks rather "special".
i find it out that he got such a long senetence when even worse criminals in England get let off easily. I've read stories about people who have killed people and they've been let out much earlier. Crackheads aren't okay but murderers are? Weird.
mmmmmmm...butterscotch pudding! I'll betcha they have squishy mac-n-cheese too! mmmmmm
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Smells like burnt lightbulbs. Lol. Lovesit. Sad though. Crackheads are both funny and entertaining. Majority sad though.
This just struck me as funny, actually.
Obviously - they want him out. And he doesn't wanna go! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by speakit on September 23, 2008 - 9:46am.
Dammit. Beat me to it!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
They tried to make him go to rehab and he said no, no, no!
*apologies*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Too true PSL...she has that guy in her system like crack and she cant get him out. ...and saying NO to rehab...well...she taught him that. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Prison officials told him that they would cut his sentence by two months if he agreed to go to rehab. Blaaake said "fuck no."
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LOL.. ya know the prison officials were singing 'Rehab' in their mind when he said that.
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The fact that this ho is still making headlines is totally beyond me. She is just so fucking annoying.
They look photoshopped in this pic... a little too clean.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
The only hope Amy has, is if he dies.
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Looks like Blaaake owes money to some dealer outside of the big house, so he's in no hurry to get out.
The man is such a winner!
Fucking Sid and Nancy but not cool at all.
Shame.
MANDO
Let's crawl inside the mind of a crackhead for a quick minute. First of all, it smells like burnt lightbulbs.
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and unwashed butt.
Tristram
Yeh, this is an evil more tragic pairing in my opinion. They both end up the same way though.
Sadly, the only thing that is going to stop these two from doping is overdose.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, hasn't Amy turned down many chances to get clean as well? Pot. Kettle. Black.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Both of them need to be put into a medically induced coma so they can detox. God knows neither one of them is gonna get clean voluntarily. Then they need YEARS of therapy on a drug free island far, far away. It's do-able, right? :P
They really are Sid and Nancy, aren't they, except one of them has actual talent? He'll try to lord her affairs over her and she'll say she toll him she was no good.
Of course he wants to stay in prison. That's where the best drugs are.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
look how much better amy looked just a short time ago.
FUCK drugs are nuts
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Some people are determined to destroy themselves. I say, let them have at it.
goin to prison in England is like goin on vacation, seriusly they trew a halloween party for woman who had killed people , the other inmate whit smaller crimes were not allow to attend
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
mmmm butterscotch.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Too bad he didn't give Paris lessons. She should have stayed in there longer so she could make more jail friends.
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Ive known a bunch of people who choose jail over whatever alternative the courts offer. They usually fuck up the probation after they get out becuase theyre still getting high. Then they go back to jail or finally go into treatment.
The only successful junkie I know is William Burroughs. All other junkies are just on a merry-go-round of jail, rehab and death. Blaaaake is no William S.
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Thats what Im saying MK, the dude is lovin the prison sex too much.
Amy is way to fragile to handle a power drill strap on for him when he gets out.
She will have to hire a nanny now!
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