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Jenna Jameson has confirmed that she's pregnant with twins. Yawn. Who isn't knocked up with two babies nowadays? Bitch needed to tell us she was holding 8 babies in there for me to be slightly amused. And yes, she can hold 8 babies in her bony body. They can all chill out in her vagina cave. Shit. We can all chill out in there and play a game of dodgeball while watching the acrobats of Cirque du Soleil perform above us.
Anybigvaggy, Jenna announced the lovely news on her MySpace. Let me sum it up for you:
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Is it just me or did you feel like you needed a hot bath in bleach after reading that? It might be my gutter tramp mind.
Congrats to Porn Mommy and Baby Huey! If she doesn't name them Dildo and Ducky, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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Confused sperm:
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Two more mal-adjusted people, coming right up. And yeah, I know nobody has perfect parents, but Jenna Jamison??? Damn.
This is her vagina:
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MK and Rojo is fucking genuis! haaaaa! I can't stop laughing!
Lolo
she's going to teach her disgusted and horrified children that mommy doing porn is an okay thing.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I feel for the babes...and Dammit MK you keep giving me pregnancy scares with all these baby posts!
"Mom, for the last time, we don't want you and Dad to come to Career Day!"
(Morning!)
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Is there something in the water there, that more "celebs" are expecting twins? And what is with that tattoo?
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Oh God MISSY!!!
That is farkin funny shit!!!
MK! You have outdone yourself!!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Hopefully she kicked that drug habit. I might be the only one here who hopes that she can get her act together for her kids. I've seen people get themselves straight because they want to be good parents, and I've seen women make HUGE changes when they become mothers. I hope Jenna is one of those people.
MK and Rojo foEVAAAAAA!!!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!
MK is divorced?? All the kool kids are these days!
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MISSY
ROFLMFAO!!!! HAAHHAAAA THAT PIC!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
CTH that is so true.
Shes going to need to move to a land far far away and change her name. I will help her!
I do think she would be one of those tarts that talks about how proud she is to have over come cum times and be all "open" about her self exploiting cha cha times.
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HAHAHAHAA!! YOU GUYS!!!! GO CHECK OUT MKs MYSPACE PIC!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!
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"They can all chill out in her vagina cave. Shit. We can all chill out in there and play a game of dodgeball while watching the acrobats of Cirque du Soleil perform above us"
lmao
I actually could see this happening....
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
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from fourth grade on, every booger eater in the school is gonna line up to show these kids how "famous" their mommy is. ugh.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I am sure the kids will be happy to know that when they're older they can Google pics of mom with multiple loads on her face.
She may not have to tell them anything because I doubt the little cage wrastlen toddlers will ever learn how to read.
Or maybe she will just show them the tape when they ask why the other kids dont look like hairless slutty monkeys.
Im just saying she knowingly is having babies that will more than likely be nothing more than consumers......I mean look who the parents are.
Its just plain science Im talking about.
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apparently anyone with a uterus & enough money can pay to have a set of twins implanted in them.
at least she isnt trying to say they are natural...yet.
amazing how the human body can overcome such dire circumstances (within her uterus) to procreate & not let the human race die out. this is clearly the work of the devil.
what do you tell the little darlings when the're older? Mommy has had more ass than charmin?
And it was recorded for prosperity?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
babies will look like monsters
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Did she get fertility treatment? Everyone is getting knocked up with twins in Hollywood. Don't drink the water, and stay away from the popular restaurants!
I'm surprised her diseased and twisted womb can bring forth spawn. The kids will come out like Freddy Kruegar, trust. lol
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Dear God are the poor infants expected to swim down her STD infected cooter all the way out?
poor things.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I'm quite sure that this is not the only time that Jenna has used the terminology "pounding" and "inside me."
Does she know who the father is? She's had more semen in her than a sperm bank.
I've never watched any of her porn.
(And I have watched porn before,I guess just the clearance bin type)
The doctor did a two for one deal..injected the test tube twins and sewed her twat shut to keep them from slipping out!
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Check it!
Otto Pop I feel U.
I mean Babies ruin EVERYTHING!
I mean look what one fucking baby did to Sex & The City, Friends, need I go on?
Baby Ruin Da Life.
She's going to have the easiest labor in the world - those babies are just gonna fall right out of her gaping cooch.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
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Ha! You mean I'm not the only one who feels that way?
Ok so, she has to have a few dozen abortions under her belt, no way this is her first time being pregnant with that much dick in her Hoosac Tunnel.
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Now she will have given the earth her tainted loin fruit, a gift of two giant dumb ass whore babies with rage issues from Sir Tito and a penchant for anal sex from Miss Mommy Pants.
In other words she is having frat boy babies.
I shall buy her Abercrombie and a silver spoons.
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You mean she didn't feel like a woman when she was getting gang-banged? That's odd. And she should totally name those kids Donald and Daisy.
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
I must be a terrible person because I just don't like babies. To me, a baby is just a worthless little creature who demands way too much and only exists to spoil all the fun.
OMG!! I love ornages!!!!
Trite whore.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?