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Jenna Jameson has confirmed that she's pregnant with twins. Yawn. Who isn't knocked up with two babies nowadays? Bitch needed to tell us she was holding 8 babies in there for me to be slightly amused. And yes, she can hold 8 babies in her bony body. They can all chill out in her vagina cave. Shit. We can all chill out in there and play a game of dodgeball while watching the acrobats of Cirque du Soleil perform above us.
Anybigvaggy, Jenna announced the lovely news on her MySpace. Let me sum it up for you:
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Is it just me or did you feel like you needed a hot bath in bleach after reading that? It might be my gutter tramp mind.
Congrats to Porn Mommy and Baby Huey! If she doesn't name them Dildo and Ducky, I'm going to be very disappointed.
It probably was 8 babies before they did the reduction.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
i actually skimmed her blog and the last paragraph was pretty funny. she said some ''nasty comments'' have been left by insensitive people. insensitive? listen sweetheart.. you live your life a certain way and when people point it out to you its called insensitive? maybe you're ashamed and you should be. i'm not trying to be rude here (honest lol) i'm just saying.
instead of having random dicks up her she now is happy to see two babies. whoopie?
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Eww, having a mom who was THE porn star is going to be pretty awful.
Those poor babies. With those two for parents...ugh
so many women who don't spread their legs for a living want babies so bad but might not be able to have them. then this tramp comes out of no where and shes having twins. ridiculous.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
What a selfish whore. And thats just the truth.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me. Than a frontal labotomy :}
CLOMID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are the OBGYNs in LA handing Clomid out to any twat wanting to trap her man?
Soooo desperate. I await the celebrity boom of ovarian cancer in a few years..........
Those poor kids! On both fronts. . .
~SAS
I'm currently knocked up with twins (seriously). I'm glad to be in such glamorous company (can you detect my sarcasm?).
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Oh God, the horrors in store for those kids. All the other kids will make your mom jokes and the saying, "Your mom's a whore" won't be that far off.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Let's hope she keeps some of that baby weight, cuz bitch could use an In & Out burger, like yesterday!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by radio siren on September 23, 2008 - 10:13am.
that's just nasty. are her wedding pics online perchance?
also awful is seeing older people with tats over saggy skin and varicose veins.
Investing in a tat removal business would be a good move - demand is sure to go through the roof when they go out of fashion and/or start fading into dark colours.
Nice to know I'm not alone.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
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Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 8:53am.
Gawd I hate tattoos.
Seeing women in fancy dress with a dragon on their back can only to topped for atrociousness by a tat covered woman in a maternity dress
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THANK YOU!! Yes. My SIL got married in virginal white (after letting loose her first crotchdropping) wearing a strapless dress and full tatted sleeves, as well as the lovely tattoos on the back of her neck to accentuate her updo. What the FUCK.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I bet she sets a new world record for shortest labor. She'll sneeze once and launch those troglodytes out so fast they won't have birthmarks, they'll have skidmarks.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Gawd I hate tattoos.
Seeing women in fancy dress with a dragon on their back can only to topped for atrociousness by a tat covered woman in a maternity dress.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
It is more than a miracle that a moral-less whore (literally) that weighs 85 bs can carry twins to term. I'm not holding my breath. Baby neanderthal huey is going to make giant troll babies. I'll be shocked if wren boned Jenna can carry those to term. That 7 lbs she gained is so encouraging...I bet this pregnancy doesnt work out. Karma must be on vacation if it does.
are the two healthy babies jenna's carrying HUMAN babies...i can't imagine human embryos would want to hang out in that over used body of hers...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 23, 2008 - 7:11am.
She will get a C section.She is not going to mess up her vag
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I think popping out two kids is minor damage compared to the trauma her vag has already been through! :)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
she's have 2 big healthy babies....baby what's?
c'mon she bred with the knuckle dragging
cromagnon man?
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
More in vitro babies?
I really wonder what the worlds going to be like in the future. It hasn't been around very long so we don't really know if maybe it's not such a good thing.
Plus it totally goes against nature. If you can't have a baby and you really want adopt or have one but to have multiples? It's going overboard.
Looking at those two I have a feeling those babies are going tobe all sorts of fug and you can blame that on Tito's odd looking ass.
I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
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spare me, PLEASE!
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Farshtinkener
Can someone PLEASE tell Heterosexual Males that wearing a baseball cap with a suit is the most rotten and repulusive idiotic look EVER?
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by KidL on September 23, 2008 - 11:27am.
Call me an optimist, but compared to some of these celebrity parents, she may actually be a decent mother. (Ducking and hiding now.)
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Ya never know. Being a mom may change her but she can't shake her porn history. She's gonna have to do a LOT of tip toeing to keep them unaware before they're old enough to handle it and even then, that's a lot to lay on a kid.
I think she'll just be the type to discuss it freely which is not a good thing.
This twins epidemic running around hollyweird is the product of older women having fertility treatments done and IVF...etc. Or maybe its just being a dirty ho who cant conceive naturally...???
Mine were hereditary...my mothers father was a twin. So at least i can say mine were natural. It just rubs me the wrong way hearing about all these "surprise!" twin conceptions.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Call me an optimist, but compared to some of these celebrity parents, she may actually be a decent mother. (Ducking and hiding now.)
Ahhh stoney...you may be right. My aunt had to go through that...she had a breakout right at the time she went into labor, so they made her have a c-section. Still...i would think it a bit risky.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Nova, you are mistaken. Millions of women with herpes have natural births. Some may op for a c-section, but it is most certainly NOT required unless you're experiencing a breakout.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She will get a C section.She is not going to mess up her vag
Also...if she has herpes at all...which im SURE she does have it in some form...they will definitely make her have a c-section.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
As some of you know...i have twins. And i agree with Dr Dick that they will probably have her do a c-section. My boys were born naturally...and because my second boy had to travel through the muck of the first birth...he got some kind of ecoli bacteria and had to stay in the hospital a month on anti-biotics. So i can say that knowing how nasty Jenna's coochie must be...they wont want even the first baby to come through that. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
whoop-eeee.
I'll care when one of these fucktards has a NORMAL birth, not a chemically enhanced one.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
*sigh*....ANOTHER hollyho having twins. Quelle Suprise!!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
No surprise here. Way too many STDs to conceive naturally. I bet they're going to have to tie her cervix to keep those babies in there. I'm assuming a C section is imminent. No doctor should allow those poor infants to travel through that nasty canal.
here comes another couple of fucked up kids
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
I wonder how long it will be before she starts talking about pregnancy secks, how it's so hawt and how she wishes she could stay pregnant forevah! predictable
I love pregnancy secks btw, but I'm not a pornhor, so it's not gross when I say it. :P
Will they be born with itty bitty g-string bikini's on?
At least they'll already have been exposed to every venereal disease known to human kind [and a few from the animal world no doubt] so they'll have a natural immunity.
Probably a good thing considering they have to slide down that festering water slide she calls a vag.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Yes Jenna, because you're not a woman until you have your wack doctor implant two old ass eggs fertilized with douche sperm into your disease-ridden womb. THEN you become a woman.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I can't beieve Tito said I'm the luckiest guy on eaarth for having you as the mother of my children or whatever. Yikes. That was a yeah right moment. Otherwise, she struck me as a good writer. maybe she should try to develop that more (she "wrote" one book) instead of starving herself.
*whispering into Jenna's belly*
Psst, hey, stop squeezing the umbilical cord for a minute and pay attention. Your daddy is a neanderthal ignoramus. Your mommy is merry-go-fuck. Do some strength training now, and maybe you guys can make a run for it when you get out.
The C word
Today is much better! When you get one day off a week, Monday's blow even harder! I think i'm going to have something obscenely bad for me at lunch!!!
*waves at LCT*
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
I feel sorry for those children, I truly do.
I mean do you guys even realize how big Tito's dumb ass head is? IT.IS.A.HUGE.EMPTY.HEAD.
BIG.
Big dumb head.
ha ha ha I mean WTF? ha ha ha ha Oh ok Ill have twins with THAT guy! Cause he look real fucking smart! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is too funny to be real and THATS why it is sad and GROSS and Funny and Sad again and more gross and a little nasty and sad. And Gross. AND FUNNY!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This entire "twins" thing is getting extreme! I don't want to hear about statistics that claim woman over 40 have a higher chance of twins, blah blah blah. Everyone in Hollywood or famous is having twins. NOT all of them are over 40 let alone over 35. The doctors must have a pez dispenser in their offices that hold clomid pills! Either that or they've given discounts on IVF treatments!! The list continues to grow: Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, JLO, Jolie, porn star Jenna, Lisa Marie Presley.... I think Rebecca Stamos Connelly is carrying them too. This has become ridiculous.
Disgusting.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Oh for crying out loud.
Porn stars should not be able to use fertility drugs to get knocked up.
We know her anorexic ass could not make babies the regular way.
Like MK, I'm sick of the celebspawn. Too many, too boring.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 10:00am.
Mornin The C Word!
How you doin today?
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Hey Clarisse! Things are good (e.g. it's not Monday)!
How are things with you this fine Tuesday?
OnT: Future Fluffers of America.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on September 23, 2008 - 9:58am.
This is her vagina:
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Complete with stalactites and stalagmites...
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on September 23, 2008 - 8:58am.
This is her vagina:
Fuck, I just spit diet coke out my nose, thanks, LMAO.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Mornin The C Word!
How you doin today?
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?