Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Coming Out On Loveline

I always knew the radio show Loveline was like a bit cup of truth serum! Dr. Drew always makes bitches cum clean. Although, he wasn't there when SamRo called in, but that doesn't matter! He was there in spirit!

SamRo called into the show to talk to Stryker about the Travis Barker and DJ AM plane crash. They chat for a while and then SamRo's hands the phone over to her partner in pussy HoHan.

They talk for a bit and then Stryker asks her: "Now, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" HoHan kind of laughs and then says: "A very long time." Stryker tells her that they make a lovely couple and HoHan thanks him.

Slap me twice with a strap-on and feed me a dental dam! I am SHOCKED! I thought they were just girlfriends who went shopping and talked about boys together? You mean to tell me that they are giving each other moustaches and squirting in each other's faces?! You know SamRo is a squirter. Her facial expressions tell me this.

On a serious note, I kind of like the fact that SamRo and HoHan aren't shouting from the roof top of Home Depot that they are bumping pussies. It is more than obvious that they are lezzzzzzbian loooovers, but at least they aren't announcing it on the cover of a magazine. Right? Oh, what am I saying? They are still attention whores! White Oprah must be crying fake tan tears at the thought of how much money she's losing from her daughter not coming out on the cover of a magazine for millions of dollars!

And I can't wait what Michael Lohan is going to say about this. Expect the words "Jesus," "Hell," "blasphemy," and "degenerates" to be used at least three times each in his statement.

Below is the clip of SamRo and HoHan being lesbionic on the radio. Skip to around the 6:40 mark.




paris herpes's picture

Tsk, let them blow coke off each other's chochas already...who the fuck cares anymore!? I'm so bored, I don't even care that Hohan just outed herself on radio. Big SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Your face!

thehoustongirl's picture

I'm already OVER them!! damn they're NOT the first gayelle couple to come out! Ellen DeG. been there done that lol

and I used to watch Loveline too, but they dont got SHIT on my girl Sue Johanson! (Sex Talk With Sue Johanson) on Oxygen Network

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TheBreakdown's picture

Let those skankgayelles munch it out.

But this has been confirmed in European press for months now.

No twat is safe with Lohan in the meow mix!

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DebFrmHell's picture

I don't see it. I think that this is the payback for not mentally investing in Punkd and the best casting Ashton Kutcher did in his life...LOL.

He done goed and Punkd the whole world.

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stake_spike's picture

First off when can we stop covering LezLo? She's boring, has now moved to d-list status and should hardly be called an "actress".

Second why did MTV ever cancel Loveline? When I was younger I'd watch that sh-t religiously. That's where I got all my sexed from. I still remember a girl calling in and asking Dr. Drew if something was wrong with her because she swallowed her boyfriend's jizz and said she could feel them swimming inside of her.

TITS's picture

My dog, is lohan behaving with

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  • Stoney's picture

    *gasp*

    *shocked face*

    LOVELINE IS STILL ON THE AIR?!?!

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    Pamela's picture

    Who the hell do these twats think they are? Those two guys's just release a statement the other day asking for privacy to mourn and heal. Next thing you know these two muff divers think its there business to go on the radio and blab. I love how they think nothing of speaking publicly about someone else's business.

    lohan is so desperate for any kind of attention, obviously!
    she's a loser!

    Yawn. So what's an inexpensive delicious food I cld make. I'm bored.

    Euphoria's picture

    Hiya, Migraine Sally! I've missed you and your Screaming Banshee! ♥

    Euphoria's picture

    I wonder how long this phase will last and Lindz pulls an Anne Heche!

    Bondagebarbie's picture

    Love them ,they are a hot couple and seem so happy together

    Clarisse's picture

    AM,
    I have not seen the squirter on Dirty Jobs, but i have seen the Geoduck!!!

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    Submitted by Am on September 23, 2008 - 10:32am.
    Has anyone seen a "squirting" video? I'd like to see that shit profiled on "How It's Made" or "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe".

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    HAHAHA.. I will personally figure out a way to squirt so I can be on Dirty Jobs.

    Salem13's picture

    So how long before she goes back to dick and says she was abducted by aliens?

    Am's picture

    Has anyone seen a "squirting" video? I'd like to see that shit profiled on "How It's Made" or "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe".

    Um. This is NOT Lindz's first lesbionic relationship, just the most high profile one. Trust this.

    "I don't agree with that in the workplace."

    Silvara0428's picture

    @ Missy: yes I was talking about when they did the show together and by "seperate" I meant Adam is a douche :) not awake just yet

    @Evilshoe: LOL yeah I like the Shmoo and he's very much real, and soft, and silky, and Um...k yeah I'm done now.
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    sabrina's picture

    They both seem very sweet. I really like them as a couple.

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    LoLo's picture

    Missy,
    Let me just say it was not an appropriate back drop to a conversation about babies.

    Not unless we are in science class!
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    Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 23, 2008 - 9:21am.

    omg omg omg Someone else who knows who Shmoo is!

    I thought I dreamed that show up! Reminded me of Scooby Doo. Shmoo needs to be a hot slut!

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    missy's picture

    silvera, youre referring to corolla right? yeah Ive heard hes a prick but man, the two of them were really great when they did Loveline together (him and Drew).
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    missy's picture

    ooh good lookin out Lolo!!

    I clicked on some crazy cocks-on-parade link the MK posted and my boss was coming over and the damn thing wouldn't close right away!! Holy crap I was so nervous that my boss would come over and see all these giant cock&balss shots on my 'puter screen!! ack!
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    Silvara0428's picture

    I'm with Missy on this one. Together = informative, and funny
    seperate = douche
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    Triscuit's picture

    I think Samantha sounds really cool.
    Lindsay just wants to still be relevant.
    They are cute together though.

    greenfinch's picture

    *yawn*

    next please

    EvilShoe's picture

    Holy shit Migraine Sally! I haven't seen you in forever!

    Morning whore!

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    EvilShoe's picture

    WHAT they're bumping STD sponges? I'm shocked I tell ya!

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    Clarisse's picture

    I just do not get genuine lesbian vibes from Hohan.

    I think this was the only card she hadn't played yet. You know? She's already thrown down the man whore card. The coke whore card. The attention whore card.

    See where i'm going with this?

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    christine the hoff's picture

    So who didn't know this already?
    and Lindsay seems to stay sober with Sam, so good on both of them.
    miso, love the avvie.

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    LoLo's picture

    PSssssss hey you guys

    *whispers*

    That dude with his website at the begining of each post is talking about panty creamers of the day and tranny's.

    Dont ike click on that when people are like at your desk having coffee with you and shit.....

    P.S. none of them made me even think about mah panties.....Just a little FYI for the working whores out there.

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    Tristram's picture

    This relationship gets Lohan press but I doubt it will help her acting career. And she's back to clubbing again.

    LoLo's picture

    ha ha ha!
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    Migraine Sally's picture

    LoLo!

    Yo, Yo, Yo

    LoLo

    missy's picture

    Loveline is THE BOMB!! I love that damn show. I miss when Adam Corolla was on there. Him and Drew were better together than these new-school douches that are on there now.

    The show got me through many a too-poor-for-tv nights in some of my rougher years.. ahh, memories!

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    LoLo's picture

    sallllyyyy
    sally o'mallllllllllly
    wiff headache times
    yo

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    LoLo's picture

    duuuuuuh times
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    Migraine Sally's picture

    Mornin' Hookers!!!!

    islandgirl's picture

    It's a little too early to hear about squirting. Let me get my coffee first.

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    miso-horny's picture

    Ok, now my life can go on , know she is bumping clitties with Sam..yay...

    Seriously even Stevie Wonder could see they were a gay couple, why does anybody need confirmation of anything?

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    me0595's picture

    Ahh, that's sweet.

    I still don't understand why she picked SamRo.

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    Check it!
    Lindsay.... WHY?
    Cooch-licker?
    I think this girl is SO FUCKIN lost she has wondered into this girls pussy for some answers.

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