Monday, September 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
When did Chris Klein become the creepy man on the block your parents warned you never to talk to? The man that would always buy lemonade from your stand and ask you if you like watching R-rated movies. Chris is almost as creepy looking as Katie Holmes. Almost.
There was a time when Chris was semi-hot, right? Now he just looks like he lives in his grandmother's basement and surrounds himself with his massive porcelain doll collection. He's freaking me out the way he's staring into the camera and through my soul. He's heavy petting me with his eyes. Gross. I bet he uses Purell as lube, because he's majorly OCD about germs.
That being said, I'd hit it on a puddle of instant hand sanitizer. Well, he looks like he's majorly freaky in the sheets.
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Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:58pm.
girl getting out the car?
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Yeah! That one:)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 22, 2008 - 7:53pm.
He looks the type to be constantly pushing or adjusting his eye glasses while using scissors to cut out pictures of people's eyes in magazines...then pasting them on the walls of his basement....every single wall...top to bottom.
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OMFG, the guy i'm talking about below DID THIS EXACT SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but with online pics and he'd make digital collages and blur and hide the images under other images and crazyness. There's a pic of me with the eyes cut out and lasers coming out of the sockets.
IMA SKEERD OF IT! I'd hit it with a restraing order though, 'specially if I had kids...Just sayin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I still think he's Suri's father. But what I really hold against him is that Elle interview where he claimed to only date women who were 8 or above on a scale of 1 to 10. He's an egotistical bastard.
But then again, most of Hollywood is.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Submitted by angel_i on September 22, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:51pm.
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Ok, I can't stand it anymore. I MUST know who's in your avvie!
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Who? the other avvie, girl getting out the car?
Submitted by Deb on September 22, 2008 - 8:15pm.
He seems to be doing what Heath Ledger, (RIP), did in the year or so before he died. It's as if he's consciously trying to make himself appear less good-looking.
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Psychos tend to dork themselves down to appear inoffensive but they are cuckoo. I know a few and by a few i mean one guy who does this.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 22, 2008 - 7:53pm.
He looks the type to be constantly pushing or adjusting his eye glasses while using scissors to cut out pictures of people's eyes in magazines...then pasting them on the walls of his basement....every single wall...top to bottom.
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Oooh...no...I think of him as the geeky guy who CATCHES the sicko! Sexy-hot!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LOL! I think he has to let authories know when he moves into the neighborhood.
He looks the type to be constantly pushing or adjusting his eye glasses while using scissors to cut out pictures of people's eyes in magazines...then pasting them on the walls of his basement....every single wall...top to bottom.
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Submitted by gyeah on September 22, 2008 - 7:51pm.
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Ok, I can't stand it anymore. I MUST know who's in your avvie!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
You could land a boeing 747 on that thing.
I'd hit with a restraining order
he needs a haircut and i'd put him thru the carwash once just to be sure.
Oh, and to answer the question, no I wouldn't. He looks too smarmy and he's no Heath Ledger!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He seems to be doing what Heath Ledger, (RIP), did in the year or so before he died. It's as if he's consciously trying to make himself appear less good-looking.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
No matter how badly someone gets cursed out.. I just wait until the ravenous slut that is MK says "That being said, I'd still hit it" in whatever style happens to be floating through that marvelous mind of his.
--thanks awfully--
He's always been gross and way too pale. There's pale and then there's Chris Klein. It's not even pale, it's transparent.
Has anyone heard from JamesHaven, lately?
CK needs a makeover stat!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by carefreea on September 22, 2008 - 7:05pm.
She was being reprogramed.
Submitted by carefreea on September 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
I believe that Suri is an IVF. TomKat should admit it. He be low-count and still be the daddy through IVF. I also believe that someone else was the surrogate mom and KH faked the pregnancy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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hate him so fucking much. he's always been an ugly and annoying douchebag.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 11:16pm.
I thoroughly believe that Tom Cruise is Suri's father. However, I do not believe that Katie Holmes donated the egg ... nor do I believe that KH was actually pregnant.
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I think she gave birth a lot earlier than stated and there are a bits such as TommyGirl firing blanks, which is partially why he and Kidman adopted. That and he's so far in the closet, he visits Narnia on a regular basis *eyeroll*
Also, this is worth a read - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html - I appreciate it's Fox, but the skeleton of the story is true.
With GMD & Robobride, no matter how much he jumps on Oprah's settee, 2+2 will never equal 10.
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Submitted by dustbunny on September 22, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Says it all, really.
I think he's eating scat today instead of singing it!
I would fucky sucky with him.
LOL.
I think the guy's fundamentally the same as ever. It's just a styling issue?
i honestly thought that was tori the hutt's creepy-ass husband...eeesh!
yeah I would hit it, whit the lights off and a bag over his heaf
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Looks like banker chic - heard he was shooting a PSA for Wall Street on How To Score Now that You've Got No Job and Can't Afford Bottle Service.
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This is what happens when you're in a movie with Mena Suvari singing all gay like...that's what I think when I look at these pictures. He isn't bad looking, but I always got the distinct impression that he is bisexual.
Your face!
I thoroughly believe that Tom Cruise is Suri's father. However, I do not believe that Katie Holmes donated the egg ... nor do I believe that KH was actually pregnant.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Look at Suri's nose, that is all.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 10:20pm.
yes.I would hit it.
But then again,I am very horny & desperate.
Yeah, gotta agree. Shame bar hopping isn't my scene really :/
No, but Latarian would hit it with grammaw's SUV.
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MK needs to teach a writing class at the Learning Annex.
He's heavy petting me with his eyes
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, what the hell happened to this guy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
AHHHH!!! its Dusty Dinkleman from "Just Friends"!!! hahah lol
He's known for hitting the bottle. THat's the look of an all day drunk.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
He looks like a member of the Geek Squad.
I believe he's been hit, and with an ugly stick.. or maybe just a creep ball...
-Motorokr
There's a boobie thread? Where? Why was *I* not alerted?
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
No, because I don't like his forehead.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Please see my comments about spanking at the Latarian thread.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I'd let him lick it but not stick it.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 5:20pm.
yes.I would hit it.
But then again,I am very horny & desperate.
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You too!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
*sigh*...he looks in need of a haircut...thats about it.
All these posts today have me so irritated and worn out. First the arguing about boobies...then the arguing about JLH's size....then the lecture about spanking my kids. *sigh*....this has been a crappy monday round these parts.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I'd hit it with soap on a rope and some hair plugs.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What's his day job?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 22, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I meant I totally agree with Momus. I'm tired, it's been a rough day at the office.
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CK looks like it's been a rough day at life.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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good look for him, for a few months.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D