Fighting Over The Mac Dude
When you find yourself fighting over The Mac Dude, it's time to roll up your genitals and call it a day. That's what Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst need to do. Some nosy ho told OK! Magazine that the two were bitchy towards each other backstage at SNL and also at the after-party. Drew used to do gross things with Justin Long and Kiki recently did nasty things with him. Kiki denies it but we know she's a lying sack of unsifted flour.
Drew was at SNL to watch her friend Pizza Face Diaz in one of the skits. Kiki was there to support her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who hosted the show A source said: "Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in. James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron." Did James make a joke about wanting to lick the foundation off of Zac Efron's taint, because that's not a joke.
At the after-party, the tension between Drew and Kiki was still there. The nosy ho said: "Both Drew and Kirsten were there. But Kirsten didn't want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night."
Damn. These two are both boring ass faces. Stay away from each other? Doesn't Drew know that when you're in the same room as your ex-boyfriend's current eff buddy, you're supposed to call her a cunt and then pour a pitcher of beer over her head. That's standard practice.
Here's more of Kiki's uncooked flapjack face and Drew Barrymore on Saturday night. There were a few other scraggly celebrities there including Juno and Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl." Drew ended up leaving with Chace. That's right, Drew. Forget your troubles with a little lesbionic action.
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I don't like the way Drew smiles and talks out of the corner of her mouth. I know it is really mean to say that, but everytime I see her mug on TV or in a picture, can't look.
Okie
can u call right quick? it will only take one minute
*pinky promise*
Team Black Curly Haired Dude that I don't know who he is.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
TOE TAE!!!! *sticks tongue out ready for kiss* Make up time.. Oh Xxyxz????!!!! I'm sorry, Sooo sorry!!!!
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UGH! if we are going to be fake friends...we have to make-out and make up like fake frinds ummm-k?
*kisses okie's big boobs*
How great were the Kings of Leon Saturday? Can I just say that? Those guys are seriously amazing. I'm sure Kiki tried to get on them.
ANYWAYY... Diaz was so unfunny in her skit. Why do they bring her back? She looks horrible and I hated her accent. Cameron is one of those people that thinks she's hillarious but the SNL actresses did a way better job at being funny.
Cameron sucks!! And she's a big bowl of fug juice!!!
I just love you okie!
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haha Team Kiki..
Oooops! *hunkers down*
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LoLo, Drew's commercial was total shit faced brown, allright! it was yuck pooo butt yellow, and I did not like it, she says "want tooot look natural?" ha!
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Team Drew
I feel like Kiki does not bleed blood she bleeds snot and puss.
Like she has pickle juice in her veins.
And Drew needs to cut it the fuck out and retire already! Oh god that cover girl shit she did had her entire shot looking like her ass was the before picture for a bad tanning cream infomercial.
Fuck them all with a rusty I-phone and throw them and this Justin long shit faced bitch off of bridge.
ha ha ha!
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Kiki LOVES leftovers.
dirty, nasty skank....lol
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
Drew & Chase?? Wha??? *flushes puke 3 times*
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I doubt that source is telling the truth. Drew has a history of being very friendly to other women and ex boyfriends.
I like drew. Nothing fake about her at all.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
I just noticed how chinny chin chin Drew is. Where the hell have I been that I never noticed that chin?!Her side profile looks like a witch caricature.
There is plenty of penis or vaginas in the world. No need to fight.
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Oh god MK! You call her Juno!
Actually, for a puppy, Ellen Page has put in some really great performances! Hard Candy and The Liz Murray Story were great! I just caught her in "An American Crime" and she was unreal.
Just sayin...
=)
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
why is Kiki borrowing outfits from my Mom?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
they are all ugly as shit.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
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Did Drew have surgery to make her look more like Joanie Chynna Doll?
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Seems like that dumb ass 'Source' Didn't see or hear much.. So Monkey Do something else, cause this job ain't a getting you no where.. snap, Talk to the hand!!
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Fuck I was just talking about this Trio last night.. About how Drew prob broke up w/ th Computer guy cause he got tooo many movie roles such as 'the Sasquatch Gang' and she isn't doing much but hanging out w/ retard Diaz.. And now he's dating awesome Kiki.. Draaama!!!
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