Fighting Over The Mac Dude
When you find yourself fighting over The Mac Dude, it's time to roll up your genitals and call it a day. That's what Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst need to do. Some nosy ho told OK! Magazine that the two were bitchy towards each other backstage at SNL and also at the after-party. Drew used to do gross things with Justin Long and Kiki recently did nasty things with him. Kiki denies it but we know she's a lying sack of unsifted flour.
Drew was at SNL to watch her friend Pizza Face Diaz in one of the skits. Kiki was there to support her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who hosted the show A source said: "Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in. James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron." Did James make a joke about wanting to lick the foundation off of Zac Efron's taint, because that's not a joke.
At the after-party, the tension between Drew and Kiki was still there. The nosy ho said: "Both Drew and Kirsten were there. But Kirsten didn't want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night."
Damn. These two are both boring ass faces. Stay away from each other? Doesn't Drew know that when you're in the same room as your ex-boyfriend's current eff buddy, you're supposed to call her a cunt and then pour a pitcher of beer over her head. That's standard practice.
Here's more of Kiki's uncooked flapjack face and Drew Barrymore on Saturday night. There were a few other scraggly celebrities there including Juno and Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl." Drew ended up leaving with Chace. That's right, Drew. Forget your troubles with a little lesbionic action.
is that jena malone in the background? (2nd thumb)
or just some lucky bitch that could totally pull off impersonating her?
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Dunst scares me with her baby teeth and gums
I just said the word super way too much in that last post. Sorry.
The Kings of Leon aren't douchebags... the drummer is the coolest of them all. Super nice/funny and non douchy. I hung out with them once and they were so much fun.. I have a hard time picturing them getting swept up in the Hollywood scene but you never know. The drummer is engaged to a really sweet, cool singer girl too. They all are super hot and gorgeous in person. I just remember the being super cool, the type of guys you always want to hang out with.
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Every time she says lash blast I cringe
I hope Mac dude gives them both a virus.
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You're too good for this shit, Drew. Run! Run away!
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seriously...these two were fighting over the "mac dude"...my genitals are rolled up...
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"When you find yourself fighting over The Mac Dude, it's time to roll up your genitals and call it a day."
lol, MK.
Drew looks hot.
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 23, 2008 - 5:20am.
God damn SNL was painfull to watch and why the fuck was of all people Cameron Diaz there? Please don't tell me shes dating James, how does she get all these hot guys?
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Is that King of Leon drummer? He's really cute, probably a gargantuan douche though.
Other than the fangs - did Kiki's adult teeth ever come in? Cause I still see baby teeth.
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i bet drew would kick dolphin toothed ass in a bar fight, she was avoiding her cause her ass was scared
Submitted by simoneenomis on September 22, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Totally agree. She's there to see James Franco, but she's fighting over Mac Dude?
Justin Long's kind of cute, though, in a young-and-slightly-more-animated-Keanu Reeves way. I'm on team Kirsten because they'd look adorable together if she'd just wash her hair.
Drew needs to find someone her own age, although Mac could be 40 for all I know.
It's funny how Kirsten used to annoy the hell out of me but now that she's down and out I pity her.
"Kiki denies it but we know she's a lying sack of unsifted flour."
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA...oh oh oh stop, i'm dying, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
where the fuck do you get this shit from! LMAO@!
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MK needs to teach a writing class at the Learning Annex.
Screw the Mac Dude! They really should be fighting over James Franco.
Actually he's far too attractive to be caught dating either of these bowls of lumpy oatmeal that don't know how to dress.
That being said if I had to choose I'd be Team Drew. She seems slightly "normal."
Is that all the nosy source is able to tell us? I thought they were going to say that someone was back slapped into a chair or something. Corny!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Why does Kiki try so hard to be unattractive?
Aint' this just rich. The three most over-rated, ugly bitches in Hollywood. Drew, Kiki and Diaz all in one place.
is this dork the only guy on the planet? please?
Drew soooo wants Chace. Look at that body language.
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dunno, in movie dunst looks good, though i am a sucker for red heads.if she got her act together she'd be very pretty
drew barrymore is just blah
Yeah, the Mac guy has really downgraded from Drew to Kiki. Drew can do much better. I've always really liked her (but, yeah, the pale lips aren't working for me). Kirsten really needs to work on her personal hygiene skills. She always looks SO freaking grimy.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
The motto here is, when in doubt, turn to Chace Crawford. He's the way of the future.
He's just pretty and mentally dull enough for that to work.
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6th thumbnail - why does the woman walking next to Drew have her hand on her arse?
I'm bored with you now.
"she's a lying sack of unsifted flour"
Where is your diseased mind did you find this line MK??
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awww Kirstin gives so much hope for bland looking girls who don't bathe often enough everywhere.....
In all seriousness, who in the fuck would willingly have sex with her? How did she become a movie star? If I drove around the block I could find at least ten women who are much hotter than her, and probably better actresses too.
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Really.
The Mac dude.
REALLY.
agreed - Kiki was obviously there to hook up with Kings of Leon. Totally her MO.
Drew couldn't give a shit.
Team Barrymore.
I'm bored with you now.
Drew looks much older than 33; she's hunting like a cougar.
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If everyone in Hollywood ignored anyone who slept with anyone they slept with, nobody would talk to eachother. I'm trying to decide if that would be good or bad.
It's a shame that Kirsten doesn't use make-up. I just can't understand it. She's a pretty girl, really. But WTF is going on with Drew's face? Awful foundation and concealer - very visible, makes her look old. Kirsten looks better with no make-up on! And that's sad, Drew.
Question. Has MK posted anything about Jenna Jamison being knocked up with twins?
If my ex was with Kiki, I'd be laughing about how far the mighty have fallen. I sure as hell wouldn't be mad.
It would have been hilarious if Justin Long said "I quit both these bitches" and ended up leaving with Chace. That would have been SO ideal!
Your face!
God damn SNL was painfull to watch and why the fuck was of all people Cameron Diaz there? Please don't tell me shes dating James, how does she get all these hot guys?
Submitted by luckycharms on September 22, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Me too! I like her but that fucking nude lipgloss has to go. She can't help the smug smile but at least brighten it up a bit.
I totally thought James Franco was wearing leggings in that thumbnail, but breathed a sigh of relief when I saw he wasn't.
Submitted by Stoney on September 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
I watched Marie Antoinette, and it really was pretty decent. But I like those type of movies. Speaking of, why the FUCK didn't The Tudors get nominated for an Emmy? Anyone?
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"The Tudors" is too good for an Emmy.
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No cat fight, damn it to hell!!!
You know Drew and Cammie are dirty fighters.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Notice that Justin "I'm a Mac" Long was NOT at the party. Maybe he's dumped Icky Kiki on her scrawny butt.
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I watched Marie Antoinette, and it really was pretty decent. But I like those type of movies. Speaking of, why the FUCK didn't The Tudors get nominated for an Emmy? Anyone?
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ew, Drew looks like she's channeling Fergie in that pic
god i love ellen page.... she looks so real and undiva like :)
love her. and she is a good actress. hard candy is a very good film.
chace was looking particularly pretty
Gawd Kirsten is fugly and a half!! Drew is looking a bit haggard too. They both need to effing grow up and act like ladies....this shizz is soooo high school. :P
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The Mac guy? You really want to fight over someone known as The Mac Guy?
My money's on Drew, even though I don't really care for either one of these hookers. The point is, she's at least 40 pounds heavier than Kiki and could probably beat the crap out of her flat ass.
Why isnt this filed under "fug"?
Kuntsten Dunce is a major douchebagguette
Drew I kinda dig but she looks ironed and sprayed with makeup now that she is covergirl spokesmodel
FUG!!
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
TEAM I don't care about these two...
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