Monday, September 22nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The chick from Mad Men has magnificent chichis - Hollywood Tuna
Did Mila Kunis get a titty job? - Egotastic!
Being grouchy all the time does a body good for MiserAlba - Popsugar
Juliette Lewis looking like a really hot crack whore on the catwalk (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Mandy Moore visits DJ AM - Just Jared
Sting kisses a dude on the new Little Britain USA - Towleroad
LOLCelebrities - Cityrag
Keira Knightley has a 23.5 inch waist - Hollywood Rag
Patrick Dempsey's wife has chronic bitchface - Lainey Gossip
Brit Brit needs a Cheeto break - IDLYITW
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She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 22, 2008 - 10:11pm.
A 96 pound over-rated wase. With whack teefs.
I thought Keira was a 96 pound waste.
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23 inch waist - same as my sister in law's waist (skinny bitch) and the same as one of my thighs. Depressing :(
Okay, I won't deny the magnificent chichis, however, I went to the Hollywood Tuna link to see some more pictures and was HORRIFIED by the monstrosity she's trying to pass off as a big toe in those sandals. Aaauuuugggghhh!!! I swear that thing is, like, triple-jointed or something.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
alba seems to never hang out with her hubby now that they made it "official"...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
About the big tittie chick... I think the color is great and the top part of the dress is nice, but I'm not feeling the bottom. It should have been full length, no leg showing.
But Scarlett's got competition.
Juliette Lewis...MAN IN DRESS ALERT....
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You could land a plane on Shitney's thigh.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Never watched Mad Men but that womans hooters are amazing.
Her tits are so big small moons have begun orbiting around them.
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wtf?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I have heard that about special ed teens...that they are CRAZY for sex and will do it whenever and wherever they can.
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Is that why they wear helmets?
okay, leaving.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Mrs. K!
Truth, yo!
Seriously from what I have seen men will do the pokey pokey times to just about anyhing that will let them.
(some men, not trying to be sexist *vomit*)
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yes, she is big on top, but it's doesn't impress me any more than a big house or big car. she should have just shoved the camera up her cooch if she want to fuck it.
Submitted by LoLo on September 22, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Im with Mrs. K on not giving a fuck what drives men wild.
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Please, any guy who is given the time of day by ANY woman should be grateful, yo.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Im with Mrs. K on not giving a fuck what drives men wild.
Id fuck myself, thats what really matters in life.
"Are you happy with yourself? Would you fuck yourself?"
Why yes, yes I am and I would.
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the grecian lady with tits freaked me the fuck out. She was staring at the crowd like creepy Carrie after the blood was dumped on her.
Christina Hendricks was eye-fucking everyone and their cameras last night. I mean everyone. I thought her breasticles were going to take off and leave her, cause they seemed to have a mind of their own.
Just wanted to add: my husband loves my curves and I'm nowhere near chubby nor fat. I've always had a bubble butt and curves and he freaking loves it. Not hating on Christina's curves...the eye-fucking was just too much, though.
Look, I don't mean to be nasty, but what if I don't give a fuck what drives men crazy?
I'm jus sayin'.
I am a very busy person and I have better things to do than drive men crazy with my stinkin' curves.
It's difficult enough to keep Pudge's hands off of me, I need the rest of the male race groping me, too?
I don't think so.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
What Avon Lady said. Guys dig curves, not bony hatracks. When they run their hand over your hip, they want a curve there, they don't want to be stabbed by bony protuberances.
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 22, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Wear clothes that actuate your curves.
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If I wore clothes to accentuate my curves the productivity in the country would plummet tremendously.
Everyone would be stunned and dumbstruck.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
*tossing new AVON samples to Okie*
Here's some "matronly advice" to the youngin'...
Curves attract men because of they’re natural, inbred instinct to mate with a healthy woman.
Let go of what "they" say is in (skinny, bones showing, size 4 when you should be a size 8) and just have the TONED and fit body that your body WANTS to be. Wear clothes that actuate your curves.
Men LOVE curves, make NO doubt about it. If you are toned, your muscles will tightly pull up your fat and give you CURVES that drive men WILD! Get fit; get toned, but don’t get skinny. Trust me, I’m old, I know of what I speak.
*shaking Shaman Dust on y’all*
BTW, that rant was an effort to thwart anorexia…just doin my part!
It sounded like Spike from the Gremlins had gotten himself stuck in a wood chipper as a donkey with emphysema sat by and laughed his ass off.
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Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Hi Mrs. K! ♥
I just made a spice cake with buttercream frosting. Want some?
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YES, but just apply it directly to my ass, mmmmmmmmmmmmkay?
thanks, doll.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
I have heard that about special ed teens...that they are CRAZY for sex and will do it whenever and wherever they can....case in point...Lolo's story!!! Sorry you had to see that though...just hearing it must have been a rape on your eardrums.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I'm a leg woman....I check out legs.......
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
Submitted by xxyxz on September 22, 2008 - 4:47pm.
We just had the ten year in 07 but I did not go cause i did not want to pay to fly to see all the old gang.
Maybe on the 20th or the 25th.....
I want to run through the halls in my high school]
I want to scream at the top of my lungs
I just cant shake the thought of those kids fuckin
Now my therapist says I have to rise above
* burns john mayer with a lighter*
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Receptionist "Lolo on the line to talk again Dr Therapist"
Therapist "Tell Lolo I moved, or died. I know its about that tard sex gym scene again. Tell her I don't want to watch the tape, and i don't want to listen to it on I-tunes, I'm charging her for this call! *hangs up*"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
ha ha ha Snow Pieces!
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LoLo
Have you had your reunion yet?
Submitted by Athina on September 22, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Jesus, calm down Avon Lady, no one is asking you to teach anything. It was my opinion. That's all. Her tits are huge and don't look sexy. They look like 30-pound cannon balls and she should have chosen a more flattering dress.
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ITA.
I do not consider huge oversized udders like the ones belonging to that red headed lady in the green dress sexy.
I do not care if you are 21 or 101, bovine is bovine.
HOWEVER, my friend did tell me that she bought some very nice bras from the Avon catalog.
Who knew?
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
*re-reads "special ed class that got busted fucking behind the band room"*
Oh My Gawd!!!!!!! REALLY??? Oh that's wrong!
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
yeah right , LoLo, whatEVER, that was UUUUUUUUUUUUUU so bad!
and no boy was even there either! ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Okie it was so animalistic and they were facing eachother but not exactly looking straight a head either. Like they were multitasking or had just become distracted but their bodies were still moving.
*calls therapist to talk about this AGAIN*
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haha Lolo. .That is terrible.. I bet they were fuckign like they were deaf or something.. I can totally imagine this, too!! He had it in her pee hole. EWWWW!! why!!!!! oh Why!!????
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Hi Mrs. K! ♥
I just made a spice cake with buttercream frosting. Want some?
I still say that Kim K's butt is fake. It just is unnatural in shape...no fat butt could sit up like that one does. lol.
As for the boob talk...i like them a bit bigger and so does my hubby. ;P I had mine done about 8 years ago...because i was FLAT and couldnt fit into anything. Now i have the opposite happening...where because my boobs are bigger(only a large c-cup now), its hard to squeeze them into stuff. lol. Just cant win either way.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I don't like the word 'rubenesque' because it reminds me of Ruben Studdard. I'm all for flesh, cuz I have it, but I don't want that much. :(
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I like the word 'rubenesque' because it reminds me of a reuben sammich. :)
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Mila is simply stunning, (though I admit my slavic bias :) and Mad Men Chick is gorgeous--its nice to see someone have some fucking hips and curves. When will the bobblehead trend be over?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Wow.Gonna hafta' start watching Mad Men.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Dude did i talk to you about this before?
When I see two really gross people hanging out i imagine them doing it and its just not right.
I cant even help it either.
I think it comes from my freshman year P.E. class and there were these two kids from the special ed class that got busted fucking behind the band room and the only reason they got busted was because we could hear them! LOUD! LOUD SPESHUL SEX.
Im not kidding! We heard all this noise going on and i thought maybe one of the girls fell down and hurt herself on the track. NOPE! When i climbeb up onto the diving board i could see them behind the building FUCKEN!!!
FUCKEN FECKEN FUCKEN all the way home! LOL IT WAS GRAPHIC!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ha ha ha! GROSS!
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Flat chested is abnormal looking, huge tits are abnormal looking. Just like too thin is abnormal looking, and fat is abnormal looking. Different men like different things, and most men like one thing in 'fantasy' world, but something diff in reality.
I willingly admit, I need to lose a few pounds. So I'm not picking on anybody. If it offends anyone, I really don't give a shit.
No, I think its the Avon I bought, talkin.. Yep. it expired.. *holds hand out for samples*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Bwhaha-"oklahome"...that's "oklahomie", sorry!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Lolo, I look at butts,
And you don't like kim KardaSSian? pfft!
*watches youtupe clips of Kimmy K*
oklahome, that's the weed talkin'. Fingers?
Lolo, I look at butts, crotches, Fingers, then I think about fingers, especially old man fingers, and think "ew, I don't want that in me!"
*burns dream book*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I look at people asses more than I do their boobies.
*consults dream book*
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Submitted by Athina on September 22, 2008 - 2:55pm.
I can say what ever I want...that's the beauty of this den of iniquity called DListed!
I like to make money on ebay! I bet theres a sucker out there who needs a ♣!
hehe!
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