Michael Phelps Is Not Having A Chico's Kind Of Day
During Jimmy Kimmel's pre-Emmy special last night, he showed a "Grey's Anatomy" spoof featuring the God of Water as Dr. McSwimmy. I approve of the sea cucumber stuffed speedos, but the Crocs.....THE CROCS! That is unforgivable! I don't care if it was part of his costume! CROCS only belong on the hooves of the devil! Thankfully, Crocs did not make an appearance on the final cut.
Debbie Phelps was probably on set and refused to let this happen. What am I saying? She's probably a Crocs-a-holic! I bet she owns Crocs high heels in every color. She thinks they look extra sexy when paired with her No Tummy Pants from Chico's.
Below is the spoof featuring Dolphin Boy. They should have put the "censored" bar on his face instead. Well, you were thinking the same thing.
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Why did they bother censoring anything down there? He ain't hung. Barely has an ass either!
what a bod!
oh, i love my crocs!
That Michael Phelps dude is fugly, damn!
Wait, let me squeeze my eyes, maybe that helps...umm...eeh...no dude..no. That's a face only a dolphin could love. NO THANK YOU!
And crocks = fat people shoes.
Michael Phelps should never open his mouth. It would improve his financial status. He has a face meant for deep sea diving.
And people that wear crocs outside of hospital settings should be shot, THEn stabbed.
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Crocs are worn by surgical staff (doctors, nurses, etc) for good reasons. They're nonslip, waterproof, easy clean, etc etc. At my old job they were actually a part of the uniform. No doubt if they'd stayed there (in the hospital workplace) where they belonged and weren't unleashed on the world there wouldn't be so much croc hate.
I F'ING HATE CROCS!!! Ahh I wish they would just go away already.
He was said to be found at a millionaire & celebrity dating club "^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^" not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.
everything about michael phelps is adorable. all you haters need to get your fat asses out of your computer chairs and hit the stair master now that you know what a real man's body looks like! he's not unattractive, and he seems really endearing so stop hatin on his mush mouth!
they should've censored those hideous crocs...
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Even when you're a merman with a million gold medals there is no excuse for wearing Crocs. NO EXCUSE!!!
Phelps isn't even hot in a normal guy kind of way ... he seems like a nice guy though, not arrogant
Ha ha lol, that was funny
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I can't stand MP (if I see that f-cking Rosetta Stone commercial one more f-cking time....) but that sh-t was pretty funny. They should have used those writers when he was on SNL.
Does nayone know what the first song that played in the promo? Was it Sia?
He's not THAT bad looking, his bod is great. You guys act like he's totally repulsive, he's a normal guy. Damn. I'd like to see what all of you look like and who you've effed lately!
Submitted by gia on September 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
his face is almost offensive to me, its so homely & that freakin lisp!! cant something be done about it.
his unit is not that big
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Not that big hmmph it don't look big at all.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Stupid, unfunny skit by HorsePhace Phelps.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. No part of that was funny.
Nice thighs. Very strong and ripped!
great assssssssssss!!! butahface
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 22, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I love that the part of the song that goes "do i repulse you with my queasy smile"...right at that moment they show his ugly mug smiling. HA! Perfect!
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I totally missed that! But you are right - too funy!
Personally I sick of Phelps. Sick of hearing about him, sick of seeing him. Okay, he won8 medals, but the Olympics are OVER now.
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i think he's adorable. absolutely. i wouldn't just hit it...i'd date it. & stuff.
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Has he gotten MORE fug since the Olympics? Oh well, doesn't matter. I'd still shamelessly help him spend every nickel of his newfound wealth. Call me, Mikey!
they had to censor his peeps because even glimpsing its golden edges would burn the retinas. if michael phelps' peen and shauna sand's lucite heels ever got together, they could rule the world. or destroy it.
p.s. i'd hit it, without being blindfolded. snap.
I love that the part of the song that goes "do i repulse you with my queasy smile"...right at that moment they show his ugly mug smiling. HA! Perfect!
....oh and that was an awfully small "censored" spot. sad sad.
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i thought he was really ugly, which he is, but i feel so bad for him, and i have a thing for underdogs, so now, i cant hate on him....i think i might even pity fuck him, oh gawd...
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Is anyone else totally over Michael Phelps? I never understood why people cream their panties over him.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 22, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I loved him in The Wedding Planner! My husband and I still joke around about "she loffs yew, Steef".
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What the hell was that whole fiasco? Jimmys skit with Selma Hayeck made me feel sorry for him, and hateful towards her. The whole "I'm hot and you're ugly" thing was just too much. Thats about all I remember.
TV sucks ass. I can't believe how horrible network TV has gotten. I rarely turn it on these days.
If people go this crazy for him, just imagine how crazy they would go if he was actually attractive!!
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For me it is in this order
1. Phelps
2. Phelps watching Grey's
3. Phelps watching greys while wearing crocs.
4. Phelps face again.
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rank in order of offensiveness:
Crocs, Micheal Phelp's face, Grey's Anatomy....
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Submitted by loozer on September 22, 2008 - 12:43pm.
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I loved him in The Wedding Planner! My husband and I still joke around about "she loffs yew, Steef".
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
MK I really didn't need to know that there are crocs high heels!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
PHELPS GO AWAY AGAIN NOW THANKS BITCH!
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I hate crocs whit a burning passion, they only look good on baby's
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I don't watch Grey's, but I tried it once because of Justin Chambers. I really liked him in The Musketeer and The Wedding Planner. Alas, the pretty guys on the show notwithstanding, I just couldn't stomach it.
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his face is almost offensive to me, its so homely & that freakin lisp!! cant something be done about it.
his unit is not that big, his bottom is not hot & he has a giant horse head. i would say he has a sense of humor, but its not like he was making fun of himself, they were making him seem uber cool & hot, so who wouldnt go with it?
eeeewww!!!
MK me and my friend are going as a pair neon green crocs that we made with foam from the set of a shitty play.
Im the left foot, and she is a left foot too.
Speshul whores coming to trick or treat in your hood yo!
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