Dreamy Doesn't Beg!
Kate Moss and her Count Von Count-looking boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have broken up and this time it's forever. That's what some bitch tells The Sun anyway. A source said they split last Monday after some big fight. I'm guessing their body parasites just weren't getting along. Or maybe Jamie got sick of getting his lip caught on Kate's snagtooth when they kissed.
Now that Kate is single and ready to jingle, Dreamboat Doherty has apparently been begging her to take him back. One of Dreamy's friends told The Mirror: "Pete is pretty single-minded about it. He is desperate for her to give him another chance. He's spent most of the time in his Marlborough cottage trying to figure out a way to persuade Kate to take him back. He believes Kate is 'the one' and won't give up the idea of reuniting."
The friend said that Kate isn't even entertaining the idea of getting back together with Dreamy. She's still heartbroken about her break-up. I'm sure she can't even look at a box of Count Chocula without bursting into cokey tears.
This story is so full of LIES! Stick this story to a polygraph-machine and see for yourself! There's no way Dreamy is begging Kate back. It's the other way around! She probably spends all night banging on his shanty house door, hoping he will take her into his pasty crack arms and slobber heroin phlegm all over her hag face! It's not going to happen! Dreamy doesn't beg anyone for anything. Well, maybe his drug dealer, but that doesn't count.
"Shanty House Door" LOL
I'll never understand what Johnny saw in this woman.
even Dr. Laura agrees relationships based around brown tar heroin are always the best.
I don't care.
I like that this story only has 21 comments so far. This can only mean that soon no one will care and we can stop reading about and looking at pictures of this two human trashcans.
~~ Don Rickles w/ Anthony Quinn, Ricardo Montalban & Marcel Marceau: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYFN9Xs_NI
Damn, what an old hag she looks like! She almost looks like she forgot her dentures.
He looks way worse in pictures now than then doesn't he? All those icky sores, he makes Amy Wino look almost pretty! I said ALMOST people. I can't imagine Kate wanting him back, weren't they supposed to get married and he didn't show up to the wedding or something? He's a total fucking mess, that Dreamy!
Your face!
Considering the pics of her w/Allegra the other night, that shouldn't be too hard Petey....bring a baggie of your finest, a bottle of Cristal, and you're probably in.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
he makes me so sick
I wish he'd just die already.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
oh Pete, as always, your wonder knows no bounds.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Is there a magician who isn't a fucking tool? Because I haven't seen one. (oops, this was supposed to be in the David Blaine post. Fucking Blaine fucked my shit up....)
"the one" for Pete is actually a woman who has 50 cats. sounds like a perfect match to me!
Those two deserve each other.
Ack...he is so disgusting, i can barely look at him. BLECH!!!!
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The Coke Witch and the Drug Fiend: a match made in hell!
Submitted by Cindyloo on September 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
What the hell would ANY woman see in Pete Doherty, unless they're looking for someone who always has an endless supply of drugs.
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That, and he's sensitive? :P
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
Alrighty, then! Good luck, kids! lol
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
wow. major hottness in this pic.
What the hell would ANY woman see in Pete Doherty, unless they're looking for someone who always has an endless supply of drugs.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
"He's spent most of the time in his Marlborough cottage trying to figure out a way to persuade Kate to take him back."
This should read, "He's spent most of his time smoking Marlboros, trying to figure out a way to get his hands on more smack."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Does Kate ever stay in the damn house?
She reeks of desperation.
Always hanging around these pop stars in hope to get a slice of the pie. Eurgh.
GROW UP!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
I hope they get back together, this is the greatest love story of our time...
Wow, his hands look as if they have been soaked for a month.. that's fantastic, just fantastic!! I love him.. mmmmmmm *hugs him*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Is he supposed to be clean now?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She might as well hook back up with the Dreamboat. She's a hopeless, coked out mess anyway...
O you Brits and your sticking together! You need to learn a thing or two from Yankees about ending relationships dudes!
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