Monday, September 22nd 2008
Morning Wood
Did Doogie's dude just suck on a lemon? Wait. I bet Doogie's peen tastes like Lemon Drops. - A Socialite's Life
"Hole in the Wall" gets a huge STD injection - SOW
Eminem is working on a new album - ICYDK
David Duchovny asks Russell Brand for sex advice - Holy Moly!
Kelly Osbourne will write a tell-all. - I'm Not Obsessed
Dane Cook's new movie is a piece of shit. No surprise there! - Mollygood
HoHan wants to move into NYC's Dakota building. It's nice to dream. - Celebitchy
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Neil Patrick has some forehead, actually it's a fivehead.
Is that one of Val Kilmer's long lost bastard chil'en?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I call horseshit on the HoHan post. There is no bloody way a penthouse in that storied building goes for 2.5M. Maybe an alcove in the penthouse. Plus-- where would bitch get 2.5M for real estate? & who would let her in?
Nonsense...
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
I saw his profile on millionaire & celebrity dating site ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by patty cake on September 22, 2008 - 7:13pm.
they wouldnt let Madonna in
xoxox
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They tried to recruit me and I said
"Not without Vadge."
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
they wouldnt let Madonna in
xoxox
The war isn't working.
No WAY hohan will EVER get into the Dakota. never ever ever
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Not only is it expensive but isn't it really hard to get into the Dakota? Not even real celebrities can get in there, much less some Disney has been who's only source of income is guest spots on Ugly Betty.
Eminem looks like Rojo Caliente's younger gangsta sister.
PEEN!!
Jesus Christ! Did you see that Unicorn!!?? It's horn was SO SHINY!
lol Michael K! Doogie's dude is saying *prune* !!
Who the heck is Dane Cook? He sounds like an explorer.
~~ Don Rickles w/ Anthony Quinn, Ricardo Montalban & Marcel Marceau: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYFN9Xs_NI
There is not one single chance in hell Lohan will ever in a million years be allowed to purchase or be able to afford to purchase even a storage space in the Dakota. Recently a storage space in the basement of the building was sold for upwards of 500,000 if not more.
A pent house in the Dakota? FFS! No. Chance.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lilo does NOT have enough money for a penthouse. I'm sure those things are expensive, and I don't see how she can make enough money to pay for it.
El Bastardo
Oh i would have paid double, trust! When Izzard comes to the states, he usually only plays BIG venue cities like New York...not pot hole towns like this!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
Okie,
Yeah, i'm a loon when it comes to Eddie. I paid 40 £'s for his biography, which was out of print. (plus, it never made it to the US)
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 4:09pm.
El Bastardo
Yeah, the US tour! I did see him in the flesh! The tickets cost me over 100 bones, but i was about 15 rows back!!! In my opinion, this is his best routine. I did laugh! Not my polite little tee hee everyday laugh, but the bellowing belly laugh!!
I told him that he's the bestest Brit that i know, followed closely by El Bastardo. He said "Oh, yeah, El Bastardo. Fine company indeed!"
Over 100 clams? Bargain, and you know it! :o)
He really knew me? I cant believe it.....wait a minute, you're joking right? Why i oughtta.....
Clarisse, That sounds really cool! i'm a fan now that I've seen him on TV recently.. I must search my life away to find him even if its once more!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
El Bastardo
Yeah, the US tour! I did see him in the flesh! The tickets cost me over 100 bones, but i was about 15 rows back!!! In my opinion, this is his best routine. I did laugh! Not my polite little tee hee everyday laugh, but the bellowing belly laugh!!
I told him that he's the bestest Brit that i know, followed closely by El Bastardo. He said "Oh, yeah, El Bastardo. Fine company indeed!"
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
Doogies friend looks like a cross between Kurt Russell and Charles Bronson. To me, anyhow.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 3:38pm.
El Bastardo
It's Eddie's last tour! I got to see him live in Cleveland. BEST routine to date!! Even better than "Glorious"!
He's funny on DVD, but when you sitting in front of him, he's so wonderfully charming and magnetic....um....i'll be right back......
Holy sausages, the US tour!! Excellentos, better than dressed to kill? You saw him? Did you mention me? Do you love him? Did you laugh? Did you....*faint*
El Bastardo
It's Eddie's last tour! I got to see him live in Cleveland. BEST routine to date!! Even better than "Glorious"!
He's funny on DVD, but when you sitting in front of him, he's so wonderfully charming and magnetic....um....i'll be right back......
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I live in the weak and the wounded...Doc.
Watching a Dane Cook routine, it's like he's speaking a foreign language, and all these foreigners are laughing but I have no idea what's so funny. It leaves no impression at all on me.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 22, 2008 - 3:28pm.
El Bastardo
Did you get to see "Stripped?"
Non Maddymozzel, wot dat? :o0
El Bastardo
Did you get to see "Stripped?"
Okie!
YOU'RE right!! They did all talk like Chyna!! Only MORE manly!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Do I have to act like lindsay to get $1,225 for a pair of Dior boots?
Iam in love with them, to buy them will require me not to pay any bills including rent. WHy why did i look them up?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Doogies face is so small its as if god photoshopped his face down permanently. He was funny though in the harold and kumar num 2 movie.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
There is no way in hell Lindsay would be approved by the Board to move into The Dakota, IF she could afford it in the first place.....and 2.5 million would get you a closet in that building! Those places go for like 30 mil.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
LMAO @ Clarisse.. OMG I forgot about them humping that hostess, that was really terrible! She was embarassed! Then th she-males wanted in on the action.. They talked just like Chyna Doll does..
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El B. Oh yeah.. Police Academy. *giggles* yeah, I'll have to watch more of that Eddie I.. I wished I didn't pass out yesterday, it was odd that I even watched it,b/c the guide said Star Stories was on, and then this was on instead. And his make-up drawed me in and so did his leather outfit.. it was like magic..haha
boomsy,
DON'T do it!!! I saw 1/2 of an epi and i still have bad dreams! Trannies, pitbulls and midgets!! OH MY!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
In that pic he saying that Doogie MDs but taste sweet, mmmmm.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I'd deny Billy Joels drunk ass residency as well. But why Antonio and Melanie, they have money.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Steve Guttenburg, w/ his $ from 3 men and a lil lady!! *laughs*
AHEM!!! Police Academy 1-34??????
Keep watching Eddie-Bad mood, watch Eddie, husband/wife ran off, watch Eddie etc etc etc. :o)
What money does Lohan have to move in there? Is this building a co-op or condo because I highly doubt the co-op board would allow her anywhere near the curb of their building. I remember the co-op board on 5th ave somewhere denied Mariah Carey when she was interested in purchasing Barbara Streinsend apt.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
OKIE!
Oh my damn! Those roided up she-males scared the piss outta me!!!
…and the midgets kept humping on the poor little hostess!!
The pit bull just sat there with that "Just fucking shoot me" look…
It was a nightmare!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 11:06am.
Doogie's dude looks like a low rent Val Kilmer.
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That's sad, He totally does! oh Val Kilmer.. I wanted to just say, Oh Val, but that name just doesn't sound righ w/out Kilmer..
More history on The Dakota:
"Although historically home to many creative or artistic people, the building and its board were criticized in 2005 by former resident Albert Maysles, who attempted to sell his ownership to actors Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas, who were rejected by the board. Maysles expressed his "disappointment with the way the building seems to be changing" by telling the New York Times: "What's so shocking is that the building is losing its touch with interesting people. More and more, they're moving away from creative people and going toward people who just have the money."[8] Even prior to this, both Gene Simmons and Billy Joel were denied residency by the board in the 1970's.[citation needed]"
--wiki
Um, can someone tell me what 'Hole in the Wall' is about? I've never even heard of it.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Steve Guttenburg, w/ his $ from 3 men and a lil lady!! *laughs*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by MargeAggedon on September 22, 2008 - 8:16am.
Doogie and friend look awesome and sexy.
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are you high?
Is Kelly Osborne even 20 y.o. yet? She'll write a tell all, part 1, 79 to go.
ya know how couples start to look the same?eeekdoogie!
mrsoul watches the hole in the wall.oy.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Doogie and friend look awesome and sexy.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
From wiki:
Well-known residents of the Dakota building have included:
actress Lauren Bacall
composer/conductor Leonard Bernstein
newscaster Connie Chung and husband and talk-show host Maury Povich
sportsman F Ambrose Clark who was also grandson of the original builder
actor José Ferrer
singer Roberta Flack
author Charles Henri Ford
actress Judy Garland
actor Steve Guttenberg
actress Judy Holliday
playwright William Inge
actor Boris Karloff
composer/singer John Lennon
singer Sean Lennon, son of John and Yoko
football player, coach, and announcer John Madden
interior decorator Syrie Maugham
author Carson McCullers
filmmaker Albert Maysles
musician Ian McDonald
dancer Rudolf Nureyev
artist Yoko Ono
comedienne Gilda Radner
critic Rex Reed
film and television producer Edgar J. Scherick
singer Neil Sedaka
actor Jason Robards
actor Zachary Scott
producer Jane Rosenthal
Clarisse! The midgets kept wanting to put their legs up?? WTF was that about, like on Anchoman, "I don't know what to do w/ my hands" And he holds them up the whole time..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
HoHan wants to move into NYC's Dakota building. It's nice to dream.
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See! I'm tellin ya! She's trying to get her hands on Samro's money to get in there. Or...maybe Samro's rents already own it?
Anyone know? who's the current owner of the Dakota?
Edited to add: gawd I love wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dakota
the building still has dumb waiters and parts of Vanilla Sky were filmed in it. Among a bunch of other interesting factoids...
ElB.. I've been waiting for you, not like in bed or anything. Just like, nevermind! Anyways.. I wathced some Eddie Izzard Circle yesterday, it was So funny! I never seen him before, it was on BBC America, really good stuff! "got any bananas?" I watched it until I passed out due to being too fucked up in the middle of the day, but good times..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
OH MY GAWD! The other night i walked into the room and that Hole show was on! It was like a train wreck!! It was three midgets and a pitbull (??) against three "female" bodybuilders!!!
HOLY TRANNIES IN SILVER SPANDEX!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:39am.
you see, a good gayelle goes a long way.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "