There's A Butchie In Your Lap
HoHan doesn't need to worry about photographers getting pictures of her flappy honey ham crotch curtains anymore, because SamRo is there to shield their cameras. That's what butch girlfriends are for. And while she's down there, she might as well as tongue flick on HoHan's matchstick.
The back alleyway version of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon cuddled for the cameras at TV Guide's after-Emmy party in Los Angeles last night. HoHan looks like a New Jersey morning-shift stripper desperately trying to look extra classy for a family wedding, but I can forgive her. She topped the look off with a baby dyke and that is the must-have accessory of the year.
I just wish SamRo would stop making those Guido douche faces! It looks like she's queefing and farting at the same time. It's not hot. She obviously wants to be on Hot Chicks with Douchebags AGAIN!
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Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 7:38am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 10:34am.
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what? indian tear? I picked it up off of someone else. I think it stems from that 'do not litter-keep america beautiful' PSA with the american indian/native american, whichev you prefer, and the single tear that rolls down his face.
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Oh. Thanks! I am old enough to remember those commercials the first time around! Since I'm so GD old, it was not the first thing that came to mind when I saw the phrase. Didja know that the actor in that psa is of Italian ancestry? Word!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crying_Indian
And here's the original psa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6top6loDJE&feature=related
oh Lindsay will definitely return to dick. No doubt about it.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Speakit! *glares* sounds like my husband has got to you. that's something he would say to 'rile' me up. I'm native americn.. WELL I'm Indian,but usually can't say that cause, well, you know. but He always tries to get me by saying something like "oh indian w/a tear" blah blah. hmph!!! *crosses arms* *cries*
*builds tee pee* lol
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 22, 2008 - 7:36am.
Is that Jordan next to them?
they look really happy, but like Oaklohoma said, I think Lindsay will eventually return to men,
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Oh TOTALLY! I think lindsay's just sponging (sic) off of Samro's trust fund or trying to find out the total amoung of money behind Samro's puppy dog eyes. Then Linds will marry her and then abscond with the money, that is, however many millions you get after a certain number of years according to the pre-nup. My impression has been that Lindsay may be a lazy money-grubbin' ho! On drugs.
Forgive the fragmented sentences today, plz. I feel like kuhrap!
Jill-The-Ripper LMAO @ SamRojo
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 11:03am.
it could be an accident and it could be cutting. It is hard to tell, try to google it, like a pic of skin of people who have been cutters, and compare if your boss' scars are the same. However, they may be different depending also on the location on the body the cut is made, and also what was used to cut it, most people use those switch blade, but it could have been something else. I recall reading that Angelina jolie cut her face along her jawline, and since its not visible now, or maybe thanks to makeup or cosmetics its gone away.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 22, 2008 - 10:34am.
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what? indian tear? I picked it up off of someone else. I think it stems from that 'do not litter-keep america beautiful' PSA with the american indian/native american, whichev you prefer, and the single tear that rolls down his face.
gosh shes just not an attractive girl now is she?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 22, 2008 - 7:32am.
Lindsay looks happier than she has in years,so I will give Sam credit for that.
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What I noticed is that Lindsay looks CLEANER lately. The Samro family probably hoses her down before they let her in the house. For the longest time I thought Samro was like 18. Then I saw the prep school pictures that MK posted and saw that she's more like 30. Anyhooey. Samro prolly still lives at home in the tree house of her parents' mansion. At least that's how I think of her....
That title is hilarious!! Butchie in your lap.. Reminds me of a cartoon I had on VHS when I was little, and a frog was singing "Whornet on your back" I added th 'W'.. It totally fits here..
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Is that Jordan next to them?
they look really happy, but like Oaklohoma said, I think Lindsay will eventually return to men, and it will be easier for her to move on than for Samro because of the "your my bff not gf" vibe Lilo gives of.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 7:33am.
I just imagine them talking about their feelings a lot and how life is so unfair *indian tear*,
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oy vey! I've never heard that expression. please explain?
Speaking of "cutters" and certainly not to defame anyone....i'm on this subcommittee that meets on Sundays and the "chair" of this group lately has been wearing sleeveless shirts and I noticed that on the upper half of the arms (near the shoulders), both arms have similar old scars. they're like thin and an inch long and more than 50 if I had to give a number. Does anyone here know...could those have been sustained from an accident or is my friend a former cutter? Of course, none of my business. Just axing.
I just imagine them talking about their feelings a lot and how life is so unfair *indian tear*, then convincing each other and themselves how no one understands them. Finished with a "we are so great" and then eating ice cream cups.
Lindsay looks happier than she has in years,so I will give Sam credit for that.
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Well it looks like the road to Heaven, but it feels like the road to Hell;
When I knew which side my bread was buttered, I took the knife as well
-George Michael "Freedom 90"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 22, 2008 - 7:24am.
DD I didn't notice that!
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lol. I was going to throw in somthing about a "pig" but it didn't fit (remembering Palin's "lipstick + pig" comment of a few weeks ago). I don't know the first thing about Samro, but I bet she's a hella lot more interesting in RL than Lindsay the Trollop will ever be.
Sam needs to change her nickname to SamRojo. They look like sis- err, brothers.
Sam has a lots of freckles, they are going to have freckled babies
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
DD I didn't notice that!
Oakie for realz?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I don't even see any sexual tension between them.. There may be some coming from Sam, but none from Lilo. Like she just thinks of Sam as a friend, but nothing more. Poor Sammie! I think lilo teases the poor lil gay, and its not fair,, She prob walks around naked in front of her, saying "look what you can't have, Ro, look what you can't have *picks at scab*" then Sam goes into the bathroom to cut herself, and cut away her emotions.. poor thing!! lol
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Lindsay, step away from the bronzer now! When it looks like you're wearing white gloves but you're not, you have a problem.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 22, 2008 - 7:13am.
I can't even hate on the truly awful orange blush because she looks so genuinely happy.
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I know huh! And Samro's wearing lipstick!
Love is a many splendored thing...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I can't even hate on the truly awful orange blush because she looks so genuinely happy. Fuck. :(
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I just want to take some Comet and a Brillo pad to Lindsay's face - she looks horrible.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
They look happy and hot,yum!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.I like that first picture.
(I think I need a hug....or to get fucked really hard,either one)?!!
Yikes. Hohan buuuu-zing!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
honey ham crotch curtains don't sound so bad.. i might have that for lunch..
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Rarr,, she's soo tough! *shows Mr. Clean arm muscle* I gots a wife beater on, yo!
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These two really should take lessons from Cynthia and Rojo.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I think that's the first pic I've ever seen of Sam smiling. She should do it more often.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.