Monday, September 22nd 2008
This Is Not What You Need First Thing In the Morning, But.....
This is for the bitches out there smart enough to skip the sleeping pill known as the Emmys. Unfortunately, you can't escape the most bizarre part of the evening. I'm talking about Josh Groban's insane montage of TV themes. I was nodding off like a junkie after a fix for most of the show, but when Josh's mouth opened, my eyes immediately turned on and my ears started screaming, "Why me?!!!"
When he did the "South Park" theme, I had to make sure the weed wasn't spiked with acid. As much as this was horrifically beautiful, you know what would have made it soooo much better? If the amazing performers from "The Way" were his back-up singers and dancers. That would've taken this shit to the next fucking dimension.
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I couldn't go past a minute. Did they do any audience shots, and if they did, were people actually enjoying that?
Wow. That's so totally awesomely bad. Though I did like the segue from the muppet show to the x-files.
(Also, I think you mean 'medley', not 'montage'.)
Oh man cheesey themed Las Vegas TV show lounge hell! I know one of the hotels is going to have this act play in one of their lounges at ...hmmm I'm guessing Tropicana, Riviera....Ny Ny? That's where they do the most amazingly horrible lounge shows ever but you're usually so drunk and wasted you think it's the best shit you've ever been entertained by. You can totally tell he thinks he's the shit because he feels he's so on with the impersonations. Why didnt he pay homage to Americas funniest home videos????????? At least he didnt butcher fraggle rocks theme.
I was visiting my folks last night. My mom -- who's 80 -- changed channels to stumble into the last half of this.
"What's wrong with that young man? He looks disturbed."
"I have no idea, Mom", I replied.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
This is when I clicked over to the Emmy's. They kept cutting everyone's bits..That was killing me..All the celebs saying, they cut my bit. They were short on time because they kept giving us these overly st00pid bits of keerap..
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
With shit like this... you don't need crack! Seriously!
This is what probably goes through the mind of the Wino a few times a day.
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C-R-I-N-G-E W-O-R-T-H-Y. Not even funny. Just. Plain. Bad.
Too bad Josh Groban didn't get lifted into the air like that crazy muppet thing did..
as soon as he opened his mouth to sing the Friend's theme he should have been yanked out of there!!!
I saw a clip of that on the news this morning. Josh Groban is corny to begin with, but that shit broke my corny meter. I give it 12 1/2 corn cobs. My meter only goes to 10. I'm suing the Emmy's and Josh. I NEED my corny meter.
how embarrassing. yeah, i know when i think of josh groban i think comedy! WTF?
his south park impersonations were tolerable, but still very humiliating. could they have made it any chessier?
So wrong on so many levels MK. And yes part of what I mean is you. for posting that crap. ;-)
What ever happened to artist integrity? Never mind.....
That was wrong. Like John Wayne Gacy wearing his clown outfit and singing the "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" theme to a troop of Boy Scouts led by Jeffrey Dahmer wrong.
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That's *Hedley*!
Silvara, you felt it too, huh?
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That's *Hedley*!
Oy. I need my blood pressure medication now.
At least Ed McMahon got a job out of it.
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RIMADYL KILLS
How did anyone think this mess was a good idea?
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
I woke up with cramps and Regis is on tv. where's grandma and her doobies?
Um, what just happened?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
His facial expressions were the best part!
He looked like a terrified little mouse
LOL!
O, you guys are so bitchy! He has a good voice! He did a good job!
But remember back in the days of Rich Little, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, etc...when people could actually do impressions? That would ahve been better. And some staging. Cuz having them dancers come out to dance out "Suicide is painless!" is not helping matters one bit.
NO! DON'T GO! TAKE ME!
And how you be showing the Cheers awning and not singing "Wouldn't you like to get away....?...Sometimes you wanna go!"...?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
OMG you guys in the eighties my daddy had an eight track in his car that was exactly this, some douche singing the theme songs to all the tv shows, which is why my sister and I never agreed to go anywhere with him.
he also liked boy george until he got a good look at him, lmao, aww, good times..
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
OH.MY.GOD.
*picks jaw up from floor*
That was fucking mind~blowingly horrific.
Sheesh. If thats any indication of what I missed last night, it must have been a snoozefest (sans MK).
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Who the hell thought this was a good idea?
Seriously, what is wrong with just handing out the awards?
Wow. And not in an impressed way.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
This was wretched and completely beyond vomit inducing. Happy Monday!
Well, that was 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Tool.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.